A person on his death bed (in Mumbai at
Hospital) with Wife, Kids
and Nurse beside him.
Man to Eldest son : You take the 15
Bungalows at Borivali.
To daughter : You take the 8 bungalows
at Juhu.
To youngest son : You are my youngest
and most dearest and I
want your future to be bright, so you
keep the 20 offices at Nariman Point.
To wife : Dear Kavita, you keep all 11
of our Lokhandwala building flats.
Nurse - quite impressed -
To wife : wow...You are lucky to have
such a
husband
who is so rich and giving you all the
properties etc.
Wife: What properties,
what rich ...
Doodhwala hai sala..
he's distributing our responsibilities
of delivering Milk to his clients in the morning.😜😜😜
😂😂😂😂😂😂. Nurse
FAINTED !!! !!!!!!!
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SARDARJI : I am Proud, coz my son is in
Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
SARDARJI : No, he is not studying, they
are studying him.
SARDARJI : Doctor, in my dreams, I play
football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
SARDARJI
: Can I take it tomorrow, tonight
is the final game.
SARDARJI : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But
if I die will u remarry?
SARDARJI : No, I'll also stay with your
sister.
SARDARJI
: People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
SARDARJI : When I went to the Park
today, everybody said,Oh GOD! U have come again..
SARDARJI
complained to the police: 'Sir, all the items are missing, except the TV
in my house.'
Police: 'Howz that the thief did not
take the TV?'
SARDARJI : 'I was watching TV news...'
SARDARJI
comes back to his car & finds a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He writes a note and sticks it to a pole
'Thanks for the compliment.'
How do you recognize a SARDARJI
in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.
Once a SARDARJI was walking. He had a
glove only on one hand . So the man asked him why. He replied that the weather
forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it
would be hot.
SARDARJI
: Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will
get the cup
SARDARJI
- If only the winner will get the cup, then why are the others running?
Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert
this sentence into the future tense
SARDARJI : The future tense is 'u will
go to jail'
Why did 19 Sardarjis go to the movie?
.... Because it said- Under 18 not
allowed!
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Swamiji,
I doubt my husband has been cheating on me.... I have doubt on one
woman.... what to do?
.
.
.
.
.
Take your husband to that woman's doorstep...and see if his wi-fi connects
automatically. .😄😄😄😝😂😂😂😂😂
Can't beat this one , all you guys
beware 😝😝
Technology can be dangerous for ones health!...
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Family Problems😰😰
Two men, an American and an Indian were
sitting in a bar and discussing about their family problems..😜
The Indian man said to the American, 'We
have problem in India we can't marry the one whom we love, 😢You
know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl 😉from
a village whom I haven't even met once.' We call this arranged marriage. I
don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love... I told them that openly and
now
have a lot of family problems.'😰😰
The American said, talking about love
marriages... In America We can marry the one whom we love.. 😝😄I'll
tell you my story. 'I married a widow 😳whom I deeply loved and
dated for 3 years. 😜After a couple of
years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her😳,
so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law. 😜Legally
now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. 😃More
problems occurred when I had a son.😣 My son is my father's
brother and so he is my uncle.😪
Situations turned worse when my father
had a son😁. Now my father's son, my brother is my
grandson. 😠Ultimately, I have become my own grandfather
and I am my own grandson.😁😡😖 And
you say you have family problems.'😄😃
The Indian fainted........!!😛😝😜😄😄
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Most Popular Inspirational Quotes from
A.P.J Abdul Kalam
“Don’t take rest after your first
victory because if you fail in second, more lips are waiting to say that your
first victory was just luck.” - A.P.J Abdul Kalam
“All Birds find shelter during a rain.
But Eagle avoids rain by flying above the Clouds.” - A.P.J Abdul Kalam
“Failure will never overtake me if my
definition to succeed is strong enough”. - A.P.J Abdul Kalam
“Man needs difficulties in life because
they are necessary to enjoy the success.” - A.P.J Abdul Kalam
“If you want to shine like a sun. First
burn like a sun.” - A.P.J Abdul Kalam
“It is very easy to defeat someone, but
it is very hard to win someone” - A.P.J Abdul Kalam
"All of us do not have equal
talent. But , all of us have an equal opportunity to develop our talents.” -
A.P.J Abdul Kalam
" Be more dedicated to making solid
achievements than in running after swift but synthetic happiness." -A.P.J
Abdul Kalam
"Thinking should become your
capital asset, no matter whatever ups and downs you come across in your
life." - A.P.J Abdul Kalam
" Without your involvement you
can't succeed. With your involvement you can't fail. " - A.P.J Abdul Kalam
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ಮನೆಯಲ್ಲಿ
ನಮ್ಮ ಮದುವೆಯ ಬಗ್ಗೆ ಮಾತನಾಡಿದರೆ ನಮಗೆ ಎಲೆಕ್ಷನ್ ಟಿಕೆಟ್
ಸಿಕ್ಕಷ್ಟು ಖುಷಿ ಆಗುತ್ತದೆ..ಯಾರಾದರೂ
ಹುಡುಗಿಯು ಒಪ್ಪಿಗೆ ಸೂಚಿಸಿದಾಗ ಶಾಸಕನಾದೆ ಅನ್ನೋ ಭಾವನೆ ಬರುತ್ತದೆ..ಮದುವೆ ದಿನ ಹತ್ತಿರ ಬಂದಾಗ
ನಾನೇ ಮುಖ್ಯಮಂತ್ರಿ ಅನ್ನೋ ಭಾವನೆ ಬರುತ್ತದೆ ..ಮದುವೆ ಆಗಿ ಒಂದು ವರ್ಷದ
ನಂತರ ಯಾವುದೋ ಹಗರಣದಲ್ಲಿ ಸಿಕ್ಕ ಅನುಭವ ಆಗುತ್ತದೆ..ಲೈಫು ಇಷ್ಟೇನೇ...
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WHY ONE SHOULD VISIT TEMPLES
REGULARLY...?
Here is the scientific Reason. Must read
and share...
There are hundreds of temples all over
India
in different size, shape and locations
but
not all of them are considered to be in
the Vedic way.
Generally,
the temples are located in a place where
earth's magnetic waves pass through.
In simple terms, these temples are
located strategically at a place where the positive energy is abundantly
available from the magnetic wave distribution of north/ south pole thrust.
Because of its location, where high
magnetic values are available, the Main Idol is placed in the center,
and
also because they place a copper plate
written with some Vedic scripts,
which is buried, beneath the Main Idol's
placement known as "Garbhagriha"
or
Moolasthan, the copper absorbs the
earth’s magnetic waves and radiates to the surroundings.
Thus a person who regularly visits a
temple and makes clockwise pradakshina of the Main Idol's placement,
automatically receives the beamed magnetic waves which get absorbed by his
body.
This is very slow and a regular visit
will make him absorb more energy,
known as positive energy.
In addition, the Sanctum Sanctorum is
completely enclosed on three sides.
The effect of all energies is very high
in here.
The lamp that is lit radiates the heat
and light energy.
The ringing of the bells and the
chanting of prayers gives sound energy.
The fragrance from the flowers, the
burning of camphor give out chemical energy.
The effect of all these energies is
activated by the positive energy that comes out of the idol.
This is in addition to the north/south
pole magnetic energy that is absorbed by the copper plate and utensils that are
kept in the Moolasthan.
The water used for the Pooja is mixed
with Cardamom, Benzoin, Holy Basil (Tulsi), Clove, etc is the
"Theertham".
This water becomes more energized
because it receives the positive-ness of all these energies combined.
When persons go to the temple for
Deepaaraadhana, and when the doors open up, the positive energy gushes out onto
the persons who are there.
The water that is sprinkled onto the
people passes on the energy to all.
That is the reason why, men are not
allowed to wear shirts to the temple and ladies have to wear more ornaments
because it is through these jewels (metal) that positive energy is absorbed in
ladies.
It is proved that Theertham is a very
good blood purifier, as it is highly energized.
In addition, temples offer holy water
(about three spoons).
This water is mainly a source of magneto
therapy as they place the copper water vessel at the Garbhagriha.
It also contains cardamom, clove,
saffron, etc to add taste and Tulsi (holy Basil) leaves are put into the water
to increase its medicinal value..!
The clove essence protects one from
tooth decay, the saffron & Tulsi leave essence protects one from common
cold and cough, cardamom and benzoine known as Pachha Karpuram, acts as a mouth
refreshing agents.
This way, one's health too is protected,
by regularly visiting Temples.. !
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