SMS Jokes , funny text shares , Humour , Witty quotes , Greetings - Part 61

In Hollywood :- And the Oscar goes to..


In Bollywood :- And the Sansui Colors Stardust Pan Parag Award powered by Amba TMT Saria and Asli Masale SachSach MDH MDH  goes to..

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A Construction Supervisor from 16th Floor of a Building was calling a Worker on Ground Floor.

Because of noise
the Worker
did not hear his Call.

To draw Attention,
the Supervisor threw a 10 Rupee Note
in Front of Worker.

He picked up the Note, put it in His Pocket and
Continued to Work.

Again to Draw Attention the Supervisor threw 500 Rupee Note and the Worker did the same,

Now the Supervisor picked a small Stone and threw on the Worker.

The Stone hit the Worker.

This time the Worker looked Up and
the Supervisor Communicated with Him.
.
.
This Story is same as to our 'LIFE'...

God wants to Communicate with Us,
but We are Busy doing our Worldly Jobs.

Then, he give Us Small Gifts and Big Gifts......
We just keep them without looking from Where We Got it.
We are the Same.
Just keeping the gifts
without Thanking him, 
We just say
We are LUCKY.

And when we are Hit with a Small Stone, which We call PROBLEMS,
then only We look Up and Communicate with him.
Thats why it is said. .....
He gives, gives and forgives 
And
We get, get and forget.......

 Nice story to be shared👌👌👌👌👌👌

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Must read - fantastic 

A lawyer yesterday argued in Supreme Court that if  physical relation with wife,  without her consent, is termed as rape then....... Shopping without husband's consent should b termed as Robbery.....
The judge is still unconscious....... 😜😜😜😜

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बेटी से माँ का सफ़र  (बहुत खूबसूरत पंक्तिया , सभी महिलाओ को समर्पित)

बेटी से माँ का सफ़र 
बेफिक्री से फिकर का सफ़र
रोने से चुप कराने का सफ़र
उत्सुकत्ता से संयम का सफ़र

पहले जो आँचल में छुप जाया करती थी  ।
आज किसी को आँचल में छुपा लेती हैं ।

पहले जो ऊँगली पे गरम लगने से घर को उठाया करती थी ।
आज हाथ जल जाने पर भी खाना बनाया करती हैं ।
 
छोटी छोटी बातों पे रो जाया करती थी
बड़ी बड़ी बातों को मन में  रखा करती हैं ।


पहले दोस्तों से लड़ लिया करती थी ।
आज उनसे बात करने को तरस जाती हैं ।

माँ कह कर पूरे घर में उछला करती थी ।
माँ सुन के धीरे से मुस्कुराया करती हैं ।

10 बजे उठने पर भी जल्दी उठ जाना होता था ।
आज 7 बजे उठने पर भी 
लेट हो जाता हैं ।

खुद के शौक पूरे करते करते ही साल गुजर जाता था ।
आज खुद के लिए एक कपडा लेने में आलस आ जाता हैं ।

पूरे दिन फ्री होके भी बिजी बताया करते थे ।
अब पूरे दिन काम करके भी फ्री 
कहलाया करते हैं ।

साल की एक एग्जाम के लिए पूरे साल पढ़ा करते थे।
अब हर दिन बिना तैयारी के एग्जाम दिया करते हैं ।

ना जाने कब किसी की बेटी 
किसी की माँ बन गई ।
कब बेटी से माँ के सफ़र में तब्दील हो गई .....
😊😊😊
Dedicated to all beautiful ladies😊😊

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Very nice article .. must read:          The below article is written by a lady Mrs. Chithra vishwanathan, 
who's a famous Cooking expert...

Really a good read! 

When my daughter, d elder one of my two children got married and 
left the house, 

I felt as if I could not let her leave me..

Having a daughter and a son, 
I know what both mean, but differently ..

Once my daughter reached her teens 
I had started feeling as if my daughter was a "physical extension" of me ! 

So when she was leaving home to set up her own nest, 
it was as though 
I was losing a limb...

The next time she came for a short stay with us, 
I was astonished how her priorities had changed. 
( ofcourse we must have given the same shocks to our own parents ! ). 

When she said Amma, 
she meant her MIL and not me! 

I imagined that she was always in a hurry to go back to her house and 
not stay with me for a few more days..

 That was the first time, 
it dawned on me that 
I have to start practising detachment in attachment...

Two years after 
my daughter’s marriage, 
my son left for higher stdies to U S. 
Having experienced a child's separation once, 
I was better equipped emotionally. 

I plunged head long into various classes held in the city starting from vedanta to healing to ikebana -
 I just wanted to be away from home..

 since my husband was a 7-7 worker 
and a workaholic. 

My son used to write how he was missing my home cooked food, 
how he was waiting to come back to live in Chennai with us etc...

After a few years, he did come back 
and we got him married. 

He started living separately with his wife and 
we were also happy that they wanted to be independant from the beginning...

But now, 
it was all changed ! 

When in the U S, 
he missed my cooking, now if I called him to come over with his wife for a meal, 
it was always some excuse like 
" oh, amma, we have other plans for the day, 
please don't mistake us if we don't drop in today " ! 

I could see that his priorities had also changed completely..

We talk in theory so many things and 
give advice to others etc 
but when it comes to your own children,

 acceptance comes very late and 
next step is just leaving them undisturbed 
in every way, 
-
mainly without advice from our end.

It was at that time, I made the following lines as my 
" new profile":
 
In all my relationships , rather interactions , I give my best. 
I work hard to mature and 
cherish them. 

My attachment with them is complete.

 However , I remain detached in the sense that I do not expect them to reciprocate my affection. 

Most importantly , 
I make a conscious effort , 
not to interfere or pass judgements on the lives they choose to lead. 

My concern for my near and dear ones will not fade with my detachment. 
If you let go of the ones you love , 
they will never go away – 
this is the beauty of attachment with detachment ! 

I have learnt to love and let go.
This dictum has developed tolerance in me. 
When I let the people live the way they want to , 
I learn to accept them for what they are. 

Most importantly , 
I learn to tolerate the world around me and 
this tolerance brings in me a sense of peace and contentment. 

I ask God to guide me in being loving , compassionate , tolerant and understanding when 
I interact with others. 
If a person wants to share a thought or concern with me 
I want that person to feel comfortable to do so. 
I want to remain peaceful and approachable to others. 

Before I speak , I pray to God to give me the right words so that I express myself clearly and with consideration to others.
 
Since both my children live in Chennai, I follow this very strictly, you know why ! 

Now I have realized that we start growing mentally much more only after the children leave the house and 
we have to tackle the emotional vacuum, 
that arises, along with age-related problems .

I find this is the most testing period for a woman, 
as well and emerging successfully is a slow process.
 
I specially dedicate this post to my  friends, 
who are  totally  dependant  on their  children's lives, 
to nurture their  own  selves  emotionally. 

Please develop your  own  intersts, hobbies  etc, however mundane they  seem to be..

We must learn
To love  whatever  we  do
instead of
Doing whatever we love !!

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