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SMS Jokes , funny text shares , Humour , Witty quotes , Greetings - Part 59

A man, an avid Gardener saw a small Butterfly laying few eggs in one of the pots in his garden. Since that day he looked at the egg with ever growing curiosity and eagerness. The egg started to move and shake a little. He was excited to see a new life coming up right in front of his eyes. He spent hours watching the egg now. The egg started to expand and develop cracks. A tiny head and antennae started to come out ever so slowly. The man's excitement knew no bounds. He got his magnifying glasses and sat to watch the life and body of a pupa coming out. He saw the struggle of the tender pupa and couldn't resist his urge to "HELP". He went and got a tender forceps to help the egg break, a nip here, a nip there to help the struggling life and the pupa was out. The man was ecstatic! He waited now each day for the pupa to grow and fly like a beautiful butterfly, but alas that never happened.......... The larvae pupa had a oversized head and kept crawling along in the pot for the full 4 weeks and died! Depressed the man went to his botanist friend and asked the reason. His friend told him the struggle to break out of the egg helps the larvae to send blood to its wings and the head push helps the head to remain small so that the tender wings can support it thru its 4 week life cycle. In his eagerness to help, the man destroyed a beautiful life! Struggles help all of us, that's why a bit of effort goes a long way to develop our strength to face life's difficulties! As parents, we sometimes go too far trying to help and protect our kids from life's harsh realities and disappointments.


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ಹತ್ತು ತಮಾಷೆಯ ಸಂಗತಿಗಳು 
1. ನಿಮ್ಮ ಕಣ್ಣನ್ನು ಸೋಪಿನಿಂದ      ತೊಳೆಯಲು ಸಾಧ್ಯವಿಲ್ಲ 

2. ನಿಮ್ಮ ತಲೆಕೂದಲನ್ನು ಎಣಿಸಲು                 ನಿಮಗೆ  ಸಾಧ್ಯವಿಲ್ಲ 

3. ನಾಲಿಗೆಯು ಬಾಯಿಯ ಹೊರಗಡೆ ಇದ್ದಾಗ ಉಸಿರಾಡಲು ಸಾಧ್ಯವಿಲ್ಲ.












4. ನೀವು ಈಗಷ್ಟೇ 3ನೆಯದನ್ನು ಪ್ರಯತ್ನಿಸಿದಿರಿ

6. ಮೂರನೆಯದನ್ನು ಪ್ರಯತ್ನಿಸಿದಾಗ ಅದು ಸಾಧ್ಯವಿದೆ ಎಂದು ನಿಮಗೆ ತಿಳಿಯಿತು ಆದರೆ ಆಗ ನೀವು ಚೆನ್ನಾಗಿ ಕಾಣ್ತಿರಲಿಲ್ಲ 😛

7. ಮೂರ್ಖನಾದೆ ಎಂದು ನಗುತ್ತಿದ್ದೀರಿ.. 😄

8. ಐದನೆಯದನ್ನು ನೀವು ಓದಲಿಲ್ಲ

9. 5ನೆಯದು ಇದೆಯೋ ಇಲ್ಲವೋ ಎಂದು ಪರೀಕ್ಷಿಸಿದಿರಿ

10. ನಗುತ್ತಿದ್ದೀರಿ... ಹಾಗೇ ನಗುತ್ತಲೇ ಇರಿ.. 😊😊😊😊😜

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💬 Stay away from Anger..It hurts ..Only You!
💬 If you are right then there is no need to get angry,
💬 And if you are wrong then you don't have any right to get angry.
💬 Patience with family is love,
💬 Patience with others is respect.
💬 Patience with self is confidence and Patience with GOD is faith.
💬 Never Think Hard about thePAST, It brings Tears...
💬 Don't think more about the FUTURE, It brings Fear...
💬 Live this Moment with a Smile,It brings Cheer.
💬Every test in our life makes us bitter or better,
💬 Every problem comes to make us or break us,
💬 The choice is ours whether we become victims or victorious.
💬 Beautiful things are not always good but good things are always beautiful
💬 Do you know why God created gaps between fingers?
💬 So that someone who is special to you comes and fills those gaps by holding your hand forever.
💬 Happiness keeps You Sweet..But being sweet brings happiness.

Do Share it with all the Good People In ur Life.

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An Engineering student attended a Medical exam by mistake.
See his answers... 
😂😂😂😂

1. Antibody - One who hates his body .

2. Artery - Study of Fine Paintings .

3. Bacteria - Back door of a Cafeteria .

4. Coma - Punctuation Mark .

5. Gall Bladder - Bladder of a Girl .

6. Genes - Blue Denim.

7. Labour Pain - Hurt at Work .


8. Liposuction - A French Kiss .

9. Ultrasound - Radical Sound .

10. Cardiology - Advanced Study of Playing Cards .....

11. dyspepsia : difficulty in drinking pepsi.

12.Chicken Pox- A dish

13.CT Scan: Test for identifying person's
city

14.Radiology- the study of how Radio works

15.Parotitis : inflammation of parrot

16. Urology: the study of european people
  
😂😂😂😂😂

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HOW TO INSTALL HUSBAND.

# A woman writes to the IT Technical.support Guy

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. 

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled another
valuable program, Romance 9.5

And then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1
What can I do ?

# Reply:

Dear Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment  Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2. 

Then it will automatically run the
applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 , Beer 6.1 or Whisky 6.8.

Also DO NOT disturb the original package of Husband 1.0.

Otherwise new virus Girlfriend 2.5 will automatically be downloaded into your system. 

So please be careful.

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. 

These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam !
😂😂
A drop of lemon juice can spoil gallons of milk. 
Similarly, a drop of ego or anger can destroy the beauty of virtues. 
Leave ego, love people, live life. 

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The Story of EYES!

Do you know the relation between two eyes...???
They never see each other... BUT

1. They blink together.
2. They move together.
3. They cry together.
4. They see together.
5. They sleep together.
They share a very deep bonded relationship...

However, when they see a pretty woman, one will blink and another will not...😉

Moral of the story: A pretty woman can break any relationship...😜😆😆😆😆😆


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Interviewer: Tell me, what are you good at?
Job Seeker: Sir, I am a quick learner.
Interviewer: That's great. From how long you are in Bangalore?
Job Seeker: From 4 and Half years?
Interviewer: Good, tell the same thing in Kannada...
Job Seeker: I do not know Kannada.
Interviewer: You have not learnt kannada in 4 and half years and you say you are a quick learner???
Absolute silence
Interviewer rocks !!

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Ten best Indian Army quotes: Must read. Really felt proud just by reading them.

1. "Either I will come back after hoisting the tricolocr, or I will come back wrapped in it, but I will be back for sure.” – Capt. Vikram Batra, PVC

2. “What is a lifetime adventure for you is a daily routine for us.” – Ladakh Leh highway sign board

3. “If death strikes, before I prove my blood, I swear I’ll kill death.” – Capt. Manoj Kumar Pandey PVC 1/11 Gorkha Rifles

4. “Our flag does not fly because the wind moves it, it flies with the last breath of each soldier who died protecting it.”

5. “To find us, you must be good, to catch us you must be fast, but to beat us…………you must be kidding.”

6. “May God have mercy on our enemies, because we won’t.”

7. “We live by chance, we love by choice, we kill by profession.” – Officers Training Academy, Chennai

8. “If a man says he’s not afraid of dying, he’s either lying, or he’s a Gorkha.” – Field Marshal Sam Manekshaw

9. “It is God’s duty to forgive the enemies, but it’s our duty to convene a meeting between the two.”

10. “I regret I have but one life to give for my country.” – Prem Ramchandani 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳

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Kannada Proverb collection , ಕನ್ನಡ ಗಾದೆ ಸಂಗ್ರಹ


೦. ವೇದ ಸುಳ್ಳಾದರೂ ಗಾದೆ ಸುಳ್ಳಾಗದು.
೧. ಹಿತ್ತಲ ಗಿಡ ಮದ್ದಲ್ಲ. ೨. ಮಾಡಿದ್ದುಣ್ಣೋ ಮಹರಾಯ. ೩. ಕೈ ಕೆಸರಾದರೆ ಬಾಯಿ ಮೊಸರು. ೪. ಹಾಸಿಗೆ ಇದ್ದಷ್ತು ಕಾಲು ಚಾಚು. ೫. ಅ೦ಗೈ ಹುಣ್ಣಿಗೆ ಕನ್ನಡಿ ಬೇಕೆ. ೬. ಧರ್ಮಕ್ಕೆ ದಟ್ಟಿ ಕೊಟ್ಟರೆ ಹಿತ್ತಲಲ್ಲಿ ಮಣ ಹಾಕಿದರ೦ತೆ. ೭. ಎತ್ತೆಗೆ ಜ್ವರ ಬ೦ದರೆ ಎಮ್ಮೆಗೆ ಬರೆ ಎಳೆದರ೦ತೆ. ೮. ಮನೇಲಿ ಇಲಿ, ಬೀದೀಲಿ ಹುಲಿ. ೯. ಕು೦ಬಳಕಾಯಿ ಕಳ್ಳ ಅ೦ದರೆ ಹೆಗಲು ಮುಟ್ಟಿ ನೋದಿಕೊ೦ಡನ೦ತೆ. ೧೦. ಕಾರ್ಯಾವಾಸಿ ಕತ್ತೆಕಾಲು ಹಿಡಿ. ೧೧. ಹೊಟ್ಟೆಗೆ ಹಿಟ್ಟಿಲ್ಲ, ಜುಟ್ಟಿಗೆ ಮಲ್ಲಿಗೆ ಹೂವು. ೧೨. ಅಡಿಕೆಗೆ ಹೋದ ಮಾನ ಆನೆ ಕೊಟ್ಟರೂ ಬಾರದು. ೧೩. ಕಪ್ಪೆನ ತಕ್ಕಡಿಲಿ ಹಾಕಿದ ಹಾಗೆ. ೧೪. ಅಡ್ಡಗೋಡೆಮೇಲೆ ದೀಪ ಇಟ್ಟ ಹಾಗೆ. ೧೫. ಅಕ್ಕಿ ಮೇಲೆ ಆಸೆ, ನೆ೦ಟರ ಮೇಲೂ ಪ್ರೀತಿ. ೧೬. ಅಜ್ಜಿಗೆ ಅರಿವೆ ಚಿ೦ತೆ, ಮಗಳಿಗೆ ಗ೦ಡನ ಚಿ೦ತೆ. ೧೭. ಅಲ್ಪನಿಗೆ ಐಶ್ವರ್ಯ ಬ೦ದರೆ ಅರ್ಧರಾತ್ರೀಲಿ ಕೊಡೆ ಹಿಡಿದನ೦ತೆ. ೧೮. ಅತ್ತೆಗೊ೦ದು ಕಾಲ ಸೊಸೆಗೊ೦ದು ಕಾಲ. ೧೯. ಬೆಕ್ಕು ಕಣ್ಣುಮುಚ್ಚಿ ಹಾಲು ಕುಡಿದ ಹಾಗೆ. ೨೦. ಬೇಲೀನೆ ಎದ್ದು ಹೊಲ ಮೇಯ್ದ೦ತೆ. ೨೧. ಅ೦ಬಲಿ ಕುಡಿಯುವವನಿಗೆ ಮೀಸೆ ತಿಕ್ಕುವನೊಬ್ಬ. ೨೨. ಅ೦ತು ಇ೦ತು ಕು೦ತಿ ಮಕ್ಕಳಿಗೆ ಎ೦ತೂ ರಾಜ್ಯವಿಲ್ಲ. ೨೩. ಚೇಳಿಗೆ ಪಾರುಪತ್ಯ ಕೊಟ್ಟ ಹಾಗೆ. ೨೪. ಚಿ೦ತೆ ಇಲ್ಲದವನಿಗೆ ಸ೦ತೆಯಲ್ಲೂ ನಿದ್ದೆ. ೨೫. ದೇವರು ವರ ಕೊಟ್ರು ಪೂಜಾರಿ ಕೊಡ. ೨೬. ದೂರದ ಬೆಟ್ಟ ಕಣ್ಣಿಗೆ ನುಣ್ಣಗೆ. ೨೭. ಎತ್ತು ಏರಿಗೆಳೆಯಿತು, ಕೋಣ ನೀರಿಗೆಳೆಯಿತು. ೨೮. ಎತ್ತು ಈಯಿತು ಅ೦ದರೆ ಕೊಟ್ಟಿಗೆಗೆ ಕಟ್ಟು ಎ೦ದರ೦ತೆ. ೨೯. ಗ೦ಡ ಹೆ೦ಡಿರ ಜಗಳ ಉ೦ಡು ಮಲಗೋ ತನಕ. ೩೦. ಗುಬ್ಬಿ ಮೇಲೆ ಬ್ರಹ್ಮಾಸ್ತ್ರ. ೩೧. ಗಿಡವಾಗಿ ಬಗ್ಗದ್ದು ಮರವಾಗಿ ಬಗ್ಗೀತೆ ? ೩೨. ಗೆದ್ದೆತ್ತಿನ ಬಾಲ ಹಿಡಿದ ಹಾಗೆ. ೩೩. ಗಣೇಶನನ್ನು ಮಾಡಲು ಹೋಗಿ ಅವರಪ್ಪನನ್ನು ಮಾಡಿದನ೦ತೆ. ೩೪. ಭ೦ಗಿದೇವರಿಗೆ ಹೆ೦ಡುಗುಡುಕ ಪೂಜಾರಿ. ೩೫. ಕಾಸಿಗೆ ತಕ್ಕ ಕಜ್ಜಾಯ. ೩೬. ಸಾವಿರ ಸುಳ್ಳು ಹೇಳಿ ಒ೦ದು ಮದುವೆ ಮಾಡು. ೩೭. ಕೂಸು ಹುಟ್ಟುವ ಮು೦ಚೆ ಕುಲಾವಿ. ೩೮. ಅವರು ಚಾಪೆ ಕೆಳಗೆ ತೂರಿದರೆ ನೀನು ರ೦ಗೋಲಿ ಕೆಲಗೆ ತೂರು. ೩೯. ಇಬ್ಬರ ಜಗಳ ಮೂರನೆಯವನಿಗೆ ಲಾಭ. ೪೦. ವೈದ್ಯರ ಹತ್ತಿರ ವಕೀಲರ ಹತ್ತಿರ ಸುಳ್ಳು ಹೇಳಬೇಡ. ೪೧. ತಾನು ಮಾಡುವುದು ಉತ್ತಮ, ಮಗ ಮಾಡುವುದು ಮಧ್ಯಮ, ಆಳು ಮಾಡುವುದು ಹಾಳು. ೪೨. ಉಚ್ಚೇಲಿ ಮೀನು ಹಿಡಿಯೋ ಜಾತಿ. ೪೩. ಹುಟ್ಟುತ್ತಾ ಹುಟ್ಟುತ್ತಾ ಅಣ್ಣ ತಮ್ಮ೦ದಿರು, ಬೆಳಿತಾ ಬೆಳಿತಾ ದಾಯಾದಿಗಳು. ೪೪. ಮಗೂನೂ ಚಿವುಟಿ ತೊಟ್ಟಿಲು ತೂಗಿದ ಹಾಗೆ. ೪೫. ನದೀನೆ ನೋಡದೆ ಇರುವನು ಸಮುದ್ರವರ್ಣನೆ ಮಾಡಿದ ಹಾಗೆ. ೪೬. ಅ೦ಗೈಯಲ್ಲಿ ಬೆಣ್ಣೆ ಇಟ್ಕೊ೦ಡು ಊರೆಲ್ಲಾ ತುಪ್ಪಕ್ಕೆ ಅಲೆದಾಡಿದರ೦ತೆ. ೪೭. ಶುಭ ನುಡಿಯೋ ಸೋಮ ಅ೦ದರೆ ಗೂಬೆ ಕಾಣ್ತಿದ್ಯಲ್ಲೋ ಮಾಮ ಅ೦ದ ಹಾಗೆ. ೪೮. ನಮ್ಮ ದೇವರ ಸತ್ಯ ನಮಗೆ ಗೊತ್ತಿಲ್ಲವೇ ? ೪೯. ಚೇಳಿಗೆ ಪಾರುಪತ್ಯ ಕೊಟ್ಟ ಹಾಗೆ. ೫೦. ಕಜ್ಜಿ ಹೋದರೂ ಕಡಿತ ಹೋಗಲಿಲ್ಲ. ೫೧. ಮಾತು ಬೆಳ್ಳಿ, ಮೌನ ಬ೦ಗಾರ. ೫೨. ಎಲ್ಲಾರ ಮನೆ ದೋಸೆನೂ ತೂತೆ. ೫೩. ಒಲ್ಲದ ಗ೦ಡನಿಗೆ ಮೊಸರಲ್ಲೂ ಕಲ್ಲು. ೫೪. ಅಡುಗೆ ಮಾಡಿದವಳಿಗಿ೦ತ ಬಡಿಸಿದವಲೇ ಮೇಲು. ೫೫. ತಾಯಿಯ೦ತೆ ಮಗಳು ನೂಲಿನ೦ತೆ ಸೀರೆ. ೫೬. ಅನುಕೂಲ ಸಿ೦ಧು, ಅಭಾವ ವೈರಾಗ್ಯ. ೫೭. ಕೊಚ್ಚೆ ಮೇಲೆ ಕಲ್ಲು ಹಾಕಿದ ಹಾಗೆ. ೫೮. ತಮ್ಮ ಮನೇಲಿ ಹಗ್ಗಣ ಸತ್ತಿದ್ದರೂ ಬೇರೆ ಮನೆಯ ಸತ್ತ ನೊಣದ ಕಡೆ ಬೆಟ್ಟು ಮಾಡಿದ ಹಾಗೆ. ೫೯. ಹುಣಿಸೆ ಮುಪ್ಪಾದರೂ ಹುಳಿ ಮುಪ್ಪೇ ? ೬೦. ಮನೆಗೆ ಮಾರಿ, ಊರಿಗೆ ಉಪಕಾರಿ. ೬೧. ಉಗುರಿನಲ್ಲಿ ಹೋಗೋ ಚಿಗುರಿಗೆ ಕೋಡಾಲಿ ಏಕೆ ? ೬೨. ಅಲ್ಪರ ಸ೦ಘ ಅಭಿಮಾನ ಭ೦ಗ. ೬೨. ಸಗಣಿಯವನ ಸ್ನೇಹಕ್ಕಿ೦ತ ಗ೦ಧದವನ ಜೊತೆ ಗುದ್ದಾಟ ಮೇಲು. ೬೩. ಮಾಡಿದವರ ಪಾಪ ಆಡಿದವರ ಬಾಯಲ್ಲಿ. ೬೪. ನಾಯಿ ಬೊಗಳಿದರೆ ದೇವಲೋಕ ಹಾಳಾಗುತ್ಯೇ ? ೬೫. ಗೋರ್ಕಲ್ಲ ಮೇಲೆ ನೀರು ಸುರಿದ೦ತೆ. ೬೬. ಆಕಾಶ ನೋಡೋದಕ್ಕೆ ನೂಕುನುಗ್ಗಲೇ ? ೬೭. ಗಾಳಿ ಬ೦ದಾಗ ತೂರಿಕೋ. ೬೮. ಯಾರದ್ದೋ ದುಡ್ಡು ಯಲ್ಲಮ್ಮನ ಜಾತ್ರೆ. ೬೯. ಜಾಣನಿಗೆ ಮಾತಿನ ಪೆಟ್ಟು, ದಡ್ಡನಿಗೆ ದೊಣ್ಣೆ ಪೆಟ್ಟು. ೭೦. ಬಿರಿಯಾ ಉ೦ಡ ಬ್ರಾಹ್ಮಣ ಭಿಕ್ಷೆ ಬೇಡಿದ. ೭೧. ದುಡ್ಡೇ ದೊಡ್ಡಪ್ಪ. ೭೨. ಬರಗಾಲದಲ್ಲಿ ಅಧಿಕ ಮಾಸ. ೭೩. ಹೊಳೆ ನೀರಿಗೆ ದೊಣ್ಣೆನಾಯಕನ ಅಪ್ಪಣೆ ಬೇಕೆ ? ೭೪. ಎಣ್ಣೆ ಬ೦ದಾಗ ಕಣ್ಣು ಮುಚ್ಚಿಕೊ೦ಡ ಹಾಗೆ ೭೫. ಕುರುಡರ ರಾಜ್ಯದಲ್ಲಿ ಒಕ್ಕಣ್ಣನೇ ರಾಜ. ೭೬. ಮ೦ತ್ರಕ್ಕಿ೦ತ ಉಗುಳೇ ಜಾಸ್ತಿ. ೭೭. ಹಾಗಲಕಾಯಿಗೆ ಬೇವಿನಕಾಯಿ ಸಾಕ್ಷಿ. ೭೮. ಕು೦ಬಾರನಿಗೆ ವರುಷ, ದೊಣ್ಣೆಗೆ ನಿಮಿಷ. ೭೯. ಕ೦ತೆಗೆ ತಕ್ಕ ಬೊ೦ತೆ. ೮೦. ಪುರಾಣ ಹೇಳೋಕ್ಕೆ, ಬದನೇಕಾಯಿ ತಿನ್ನೋಕ್ಕೆ. ೮೧. ಅ೦ಕೆ ಇಲ್ಲದ ಕಪಿ ಲ೦ಕೆ ಸುಟ್ಟಿತು. ೮೨. ಓದಿ ಓದಿ ಮರುಳಾದ ಕೂಚ೦ಭಟ್ಟ. ೮೩. ಸತ್ಯಕ್ಕೆ ಸಾವಿಲ್ಲ, ಸುಳ್ಳಿಗೆ ಸುಖವಿಲ್ಲ. ೮೪. ಕೋಟಿ ವಿದ್ಯೆಗಿ೦ತ ಮೇಟಿ ವಿದ್ಯೆಯೇ ಮೇಲು. ೮೬. ಬೆಟ್ಟ ಅಗೆದು ಇಲಿ ಹಿಡಿದ ಹಾಗೆ. ೮೭. ಓದುವಾಗ ಓದು, ಆಡುವಾಗ ಆಡು. ೮೮. ಮೇಲೆ ಬಿದ್ದ ಸೂಳೆ ಮೂರು ಕಾಸಿಗೂ ಬೇಡ. ೮೯. ಸ೦ಸಾರ ಗುಟ್ಟು, ವ್ಯಾಧಿ ರಟ್ಟು. ೯೦. ಗಿಣಿ ಸಾಕಿ ಗಿಡುಗನ ಕೈಗೆ ಕೊಟ್ಟರ೦ತೆ. ೯೧. ಕೊಟ್ಟವನು ಕೋಡ೦ಗಿ, ಇಸ್ಕೊ೦ಡೋನು ಈರಭದ್ರ. ೯೨. ಜಟ್ಟಿ ಬಿದ್ದರೂ ಮೀಸೆ ಮಣ್ಣಾಗಲಿಲ್ಲ. ೯೩. ಮುಖ ನೋಡಿ ಮಣೆ ಹಾಕು. ೯೪. ಕುರಿ ಕಾಯೋದಕ್ಕೆ ತೋಳನನ್ನು ಕಳಿಸಿದರ೦ತೆ. ೯೫. ಮ೦ತ್ರಕ್ಕೆ ಮಾವಿನಕಾಯಿ ಉದುರತ್ಯೇ ? ೯೬. ತು೦ಬಿದ ಕೊಡ ತುಳುಕುವುದಿಲ್ಲ. ೯೭. ಉಪ್ಪಿಗಿ೦ತ ರುಚಿಯಿಲ್ಲ ತಾಯಿಗಿ೦ತ ದೇವರಿಲ್ಲ. ೯೮. ರಾವಣನ ಹೊಟ್ಟೆಗೆ ಅರೆಕಾಸಿನ ಮಜ್ಜಿಗೆಯೇ ? ೯೯. ಇರಲಾರದೆ ಇರುವೆ ಬಿಟ್ಟುಕೊ೦ಡ ಹಾಗೆ. ೧೦೦. ಎ೦ಜಲು ಕೈಯಲ್ಲಿ ಕಾಗೆ ಓಡಿಸದ ಬುದ್ಧಿ. ೧೦೧. ಕೈ ತೋರಿಸಿ ಅವಲಕ್ಷಣ ಅನ್ನಿಸಿಕೊ೦ಡರು. ೧೦೨. ದುಡಿಮೆಯೇ ದುಡ್ಡಿನ ತಾಯಿ. ೧೦೩. ಇಲಿ ಬ೦ತು ಅ೦ದರೆ ಹುಲಿ ಬ೦ತು ಎ೦ದರು. ೧೦೪. ಬೆಕ್ಕಿಗೆ ಚೆಲ್ಲಾಟ ಇಲಿಗೆ ಪ್ರಾಣಸ೦ಕಟ. ೧೦೫. ಊರಿಗೆ ಬ೦ದವಳು ನೀರಿಗೆ ಬರದೆ ಇರುತ್ತಾಳೆಯೇ ? ೧೦೬. ಇರುಳು ಕ೦ಡ ಭಾವೀಲಿ ಹಗಲು ಬಿದ್ದರ೦ತೆ. ೧೦೭. ಕೋತಿ ಕೈಯಲ್ಲಿ ಮಾಣಿಕ್ಯ ಕೊಟ್ಟ ಹಾಗೆ. ೧೦೮. ಶಿವಪೂಜೇಲಿ ಕರಡಿ ಬಿಟ್ಟ ಹಾಗೆ. ೧೦೯. ರೋಗಿ ಬಯಸಿದ್ದು ಹಾಲು-ಅನ್ನ, ವೈದ್ಯ ಕೊಟ್ಟಿದ್ದು ಹಾಲು-ಅನ್ನ. ೧೧೦. ಮನೆ ಕಟ್ಟಿ ನೋಡು, ಮದುವೆ ಮಾಡಿ ನೋಡು. ೧೧೧. ಹೊರಗೆ ಥಳಕು ಒಳಗೆ ಹುಳಕು. ೧೧೨. ಸ೦ಕಟ ಬ೦ದಾಗ ವೆ೦ಕಟರಮಣ. ೧೧೩. ಯಥಾ ರಾಜ ತಥಾ ಪ್ರಜಾ. ೧೧೪. ಕೂತು ತಿನ್ನುವವನಿಗೆ ಕುಡಿಕೆ ಹಣ ಸಾಲದು. ೧೧೫. ಬೆರಳು ತೋರಿಸಿದರೆ ಹಸ್ತ ನು೦ಗಿದನ೦ತೆ. ೧೧೬. ಊರು ಕೊಳ್ಳೆ ಹೊಡೆದ ಮೇಲೆ ಕೋಟೆ ಬಾಗಿಲು ಹಾಕಿದರ೦ತೆ. ೧೧೭. ಈಚಲ ಮರದ ಕೆಳಗೆ ಕುಳಿತು ಮಜ್ಜಿಗೆ ಕುಡಿದ ಹಾಗೆ. ೧೧೮. ಉಪ್ಪು ತಿ೦ದ ಮನೆಗೆ ಎರಡು ಬಗೆಯ ಬೇಡ. ೧೧೯. ಬಡವನ ಕೋಪ ದವಡೆಗೆ ಮೂಲ. ೧೨೦. ಒಪ್ಪೊತ್ತು೦ಡವ ಯೋಗಿ, ಎರಡೂತ್ತು೦ಡವ ಭೋಗಿ, ಮೂರೊತ್ತು೦ಡವ ರೋಗಿ, ನಾಲ್ಕೊತ್ತು೦ಡವನ ಹೊತ್ಕೊ೦ಡ್ಹೋಗಿ. ೧೨೧. ಬಲ್ಲವನೇ ಬಲ್ಲ ಬೆಲ್ಲದ ರುಚಿಯ. ೧೨೨. ಕತ್ತೆಗೇನು ಗೊತ್ತು ಕಸ್ತೂರಿ ಪರಿಮಳ. ೧೨೩. ಶರಣರ ಬದುಕು ಅವರ ಮರಣದಲ್ಲಿ ನೋಡು. ೧೨೪. ಎತ್ತಿಗೆ ಜ್ವರ ಬ೦ದರೆ ಎಮ್ಮೆಗೆ ಬರೆ ಹಾಕಿದ ಹಾಗೆ. ೧೨೫. ಕಳ್ಳನ ಮನಸ್ಸು ಹುಳಿ-ಹುಳಿಗೆ. ೧೨೬. ಕೋತಿಗೆ ಹೆ೦ಡ ಕುಡಿಸಿದ ಹಾಗೆ. ೧೨೭. ಹಾವೂ ಸಾಯಬೇಕು, ಕೋಲೂ ಮುರಿಯಬಾರದು. ೧೨೮. ಹಾಲಿನಲ್ಲಿ ಹುಳಿ ಹಿ೦ಡಿದ೦ತೆ. ೧೨೯. ಮಳ್ಳಿ ಮಳ್ಳಿ ಮ೦ಚಕ್ಕೆ ಎಷ್ತು ಕಾಲು ಎ೦ದರೆ, ಮೂರು ಮತ್ತೊ೦ದು ಅ೦ದಳ೦ತೆ. ೧೩೦. ಮೂರ್ತಿ ಚಿಕ್ಕದಾದರು ಕೀರ್ತಿ ದೊಡ್ಡದು. ೧೩೧. ರಾತ್ರಿಯೆಲ್ಲಾ ರಾಮಾಯಣ ಕೇಳಿ, ಬೆಳಗಾಗೆದ್ದು ರಾಮನಿಗೂ ಸೀತೆಗೂ ಏನು ಸ೦ಬ೦ಧ ಅ೦ದ ಹಾಗೆ. ೧೩೨. ನಾರಿ ಮುನಿದರೆ ಮಾರಿ. ೧೩೩. ಕೆಟ್ಟ ಮೇಲೆ ಬುದ್ಧಿ ಬ೦ತು,ಅತ್ತ ಮೇಲೆ ಒಲೆ ಉರಿಯಿತು. ೧೩೪. ಉಪ್ಪು ತಿ೦ದಮೇಲೆ ನೀರ ಕುಡಿಯಲೇಬೇಕು. ೧೩೫. ಬೆ೦ಕಿಯಿಲ್ಲದೆ ಹೊಗೆಯಾಡುವುದಿಲ್ಲ. ೧೩೬. ಪಾಪಿ ಸಮುದ್ರ ಹೊಕ್ಕಿದರೂ ಮೊಳಕಾಲುದ್ದ ನೀರು. ೧೩೭. ಹರೆಯದಲ್ಲಿ ಹ೦ದಿ ಕೂಡ ಚೆನ್ನಾಗಿರುತ್ತೆ. ೧೩೮. ಗ೦ಡ ಹೆ೦ಡಿರ ಜಗಳದಲ್ಲಿ ಕೂಸು ಬಡವಾಯ್ತು. ೧೩೯. ಆರು ಕೊಟ್ಟರೆ ಅತ್ತೆ ಕಡೆ, ಮೂರು ಕೊಟ್ಟರೆ ಸೊಸೆ ಕಡೆ. ೧೪೦. ಪ್ರತ್ಯಕ್ಷವಾಗಿ ಕ೦ಡರೂ ಪ್ರಮಾಣಿಸಿ ನೋಡು. ೧೪೧. ಬೆಳ್ಳಗಿರುವುದೆಲ್ಲಾ ಹಾಲಲ್ಲ. ೧೪೨. ಹೊಸ ವೈದ್ಯನಿಗಿ೦ತ ಹಳೇ ರೋಗೀನೇ ಮೇಲು. ೧೪೩. ಬಡವರ ಮನೆ ಊಟ ಚೆನ್ನ, ಶೀಮ೦ತರ ಮನೆ ನೋಟ ಚೆನ್ನ. ೧೪೪. ತೋಟ ಶೃ೦ಗಾರ, ಒಳಗೆ ಗೋಣಿ ಸೊಪ್ಪು. ೧೪೫. ಬಾಯಿ ಬಿಟ್ಟರೆ ಬಣ್ಣಗೇಡು. ೧೪೬. ಸ೦ಕಟ ಬ೦ದಾಗ ವೆ೦ಕಟರಮಣ. ೧೪೭. ಇದ್ದಿದ್ದು ಇದ್ದ ಹಾಗೆ ಹೇಳಿದ್ರೆ ಎದ್ದು ಬ೦ದು ಎದೆಗೆ ಒದ್ದನ೦ತೆ. ೧೪೮. ಒಕ್ಕಣ್ಣನ ರಾಜ್ಯದಲ್ಲಿ ಒ೦ದು ಕಣ್ಣು ಮುಚ್ಚಿಕೊ೦ಡು ನಡಿ. ೧೪೯. ಸೀರೆ ಗ೦ಟು ಬಿಚ್ಚೋವಾಗ ದಾರದ ನ೦ಟು ಯಾರಿಗೆ ಬೇಕು. ೧೫೦. ಮನೆ ತು೦ಬಾ ಮುತ್ತಿದ್ದರೆ ತಿಕಕ್ಕೂ ಪೋಣಿಸಿಕೊ೦ಡರ೦ತೆ. ೧೫೧. ಕುಡಿಯೋ ನೀರಿನಲ್ಲಿ ಕೈಯಾಡಿಸಿದ ಹಾಗೆ. ೧೫೨. ಅಟ್ಟದ ಮೇಲಿ೦ದ ಬಿದ್ದವನಿಗೆ ದಡಿಗೆ ತೊಗೊಡು ಹೇರಿದರ೦ತೆ. ೧೫೩. ಮೀಸೆ ಬ೦ದವನು ದೇಶ ಕಾಣ. ೧೫೪. ಊರು ಸುಟ್ಟರೂ ಹನುಮ೦ತರಾಯ ಹೊರಗೆ. ೧೫೫. ಆಕಳು ಕಪ್ಪಾದರೆ ಹಾಲು ಕಪ್ಪೆ. ೧೫೬. ಕಬ್ಬು ಡೊ೦ಕಾದರೆ ಸಿಹಿ ಡೊ೦ಕೆ. ೧೫೭. ಹತ್ತಾರು ಜನ ಓಡಾಡೋ ಕಡೇಲಿ ಹುಲ್ಲು ಬೆಳೆಯೋಲ್ಲ. ೧೫೮. ಅಪ್ಪ ಹಾಕಿದ ಆಲದ ಮರಕ್ಕೆ ನೇಣು ಹಾಕಿಕೊ೦ಡ೦ತೆ. ೧೫೯. ಕೋಣನ ಮು೦ದೆ ಕಿನ್ನರಿ ಬಾರಿಸಿದ ಹಾಗೆ. ೧೬೦. ನರಿ ಕೂಗು ಗಿರಿ ಮುಟ್ಟುತ್ಯೇ ? ೧೬೧. ಅತ್ತೆ ಮೇಲಿನ ಕೋಪ ಕೊತ್ತಿ ಮೇಲೆ. ೧೬೨. ರೊಟ್ಟಿ ಜಾರಿ ತುಪ್ಪಕ್ಕೆ ಬಿದ್ದ೦ತೆ. ೧೬೩. ಹೌಡಪ್ಪನ ಚಾವಡಿಯಲ್ಲಿ ಅಲ್ಲಪ್ಪನನ್ನು ಕೇಳುವವರಾರು. ೧೬೪. ರ೦ಗನ ಮು೦ದೆ ಸಿ೦ಗನೇ ? ಸಿ೦ಗನ ಮು೦ದೆ ಮ೦ಗನೇ ? ೧೬೫. ಕಾಸಿದ್ದರೆ ಕೈಲಾಸ. ೧೬೬. ಕ೦ಕುಳಲ್ಲಿ ದೊಣ್ಣೆ, ಕೈಯಲ್ಲಿ ಶರಣಾರ್ತಿ. ೧೬೭. ಕೊನೆಯ ಕೂಸು ಕೊಳೆಯಿತು, ಒನೆಯ ಕೂಸು ಬೆಳೆಯಿತು. ೧೬೮. ಕೆಲಸವಿಲ್ಲದ ಕು೦ಬಾರ ಮಗನ ಮುಕಳಿ ಕೆತ್ತಿದನ೦ತೆ. ೧೬೯. ಆರಕ್ಕೆ ಹೆಚ್ಚಿಲ್ಲ, ಮೂರಕ್ಕೆ ಕಮ್ಮಿಯಿಲ್ಲ. ೧೭೦. ಕಳ್ಳನ ಹೆ೦ಡತಿ ಎ೦ದಿದ್ದರೂ ಮು೦ಡೆ. ೧೭೧. ಅಯ್ಯಾ ಎ೦ದರೆ ಸ್ವರ್ಗ, ಎಲವೋ ಎ೦ದರೆ ನರಕ. ೧೭೨. ಹೂವಿನ ಜೊತೆ ದಾರ ಮುಡಿಯೇರಿತು. ೧೭೩. ಮಳೆ ಹುಯ್ದರೆ ಕೇಡಲ್ಲ, ಮಗ ಉ೦ಡರೆ ಕೇಡಲ್ಲ. ೧೭೪. ಐದು ಬೆರಳು ಒ೦ದೇ ಸಮ ಇದುವುದಿಲ್ಲ. ೧೭೫. ಕೋಪದಲ್ಲಿ ಕೊಯ್ದ ಮೂಗು ಶಾ೦ತವಾದ ಮೇಲೆ ಬರುವುದಿಲ್ಲ. ೧೭೬. ಕುರಿ ಕೊಬ್ಬಿದಷ್ಟು ಕುರುಬನಿಗೇ ಲಾಭ. ೧೭೭. ದೀಪದ ಕೆಳಗೆ ಯಾವತ್ತೂ ಕತ್ತಲೆ. ೧೭೮. ತಮ್ಮ ಕೋಳಿ ಕೂಗಿದ್ದರಿ೦ದಲೇ ಬೆಳಗಾಯ್ತು ಎ೦ದುಕೊ೦ಡರು. ೧೭೯. ಅತ್ತ ದರಿ, ಇತ್ತ ಪುಲಿ. ೧೮೦. ಬಿಸಿ ತುಪ್ಪ, ನು೦ಗೋಕ್ಕೂ ಆಗೋಲ್ಲ, ಉಗುಳೋಕ್ಕೂ ಆಗೋಲ್ಲ. ೧೮೧. ಆಪತ್ತಿಗಾದವನೇ ನೆ೦ಟ. ೧೮೨. ಶ೦ಖದಿ೦ದ ಬ೦ದರೇನೇ ತೀರ್ಥ. ೧೮೩. ಹನಿಹನಿಗೂಡಿದರೆ ಹಳ್ಳ, ತೆನೆತೆನೆಗೂಡಿದರೆ ಬಳ್ಳ. ೧೮೪. ಎಲ್ಲಾ ಜಾಣ, ತುಸು ಕೋಣ. ೧೮೫. ಇಟ್ಟುಕೊ೦ಡವಳು ಇರೋ ತನಕ, ಕಟ್ಟಿಕೊ೦ಡವಳು ಕೊನೇ ತನಕ. ೧೮೬. ಮೂಗಿಗಿ೦ತ ಮೂಗುತ್ತಿ ಭಾರ. ೧೮೭. ನವಿಲನ್ನು ನೋಡಿ ಕೆ೦ಭೂತ ಪುಕ್ಕ ಕೆದರಿತ೦ತೆ. ೧೮೮. ಬೀದೀಲಿ ಹೋಗ್ತಿದ್ದ ಮಾರಿಯನ್ನು ಕರೆದು ಮನೆಗೆ ಸೇರಿಸಿಕೊ೦ಡ೦ತೆ. ೧೮೯. ಕಣ್ಣರಿಯದಿದ್ದರೂ ಕರುಳರಿಯುತ್ತದೆ. ೧೯೦. ತನಗೇ ಜಾಗವಿಲ್ಲ. ಕೊರಳಲ್ಲಿ ಡೋಲು ಬೇರೆ. ೧೯೧. ಧರ್ಮಕ್ಕೆ ಕೊಟ್ಟ ಆಕಳ ಹಲ್ಲು ಎಣಿಸಿದರು. ೧೯೨. ಇರೋ ಮೂವರಲ್ಲಿ ಕದ್ದೋರು ಯಾರು ? ೧೯೩. ಮುಳುಗುತ್ತಿರುವವನಿಗೆ ಹುಲ್ಲು ಕಡ್ಡಿಯೂ ಆಸರೆ. ೧೯೪. ತೋಳ ಬಿದ್ದರೆ ಆಳಿಗೊ೦ದು ಕಲ್ಲು. ೧೯೫. ಕೆಟ್ಟ ಕಾಲ ಬ೦ದಾಗ ಕಟ್ಟಿಕೊ೦ಡವಳೂ ಕೆಟ್ಟವಳು. ೧೯೬. ಹುಲ್ಲಿನ ಬಣವೇಲಿ ಸೂಜಿ ಹುಡುಕಿದ ಹಾಗೆ. ೧೯೭. ಮುಸುಕಿನೊಳಗೆ ಗುದ್ದಿಸಿಕೊ೦ಡ೦ತೆ. ೧೯೮. ತನ್ನ ಓಣಿಯಲ್ಲಿ ನಾಯಿಯೂ ಸಿ೦ಹ. ೧೯೯. ಹೆದರುವವರ ಮೇಲೆ ಕಪ್ಪೆ ಎಸೆದರ೦ತೆ. ೨೦೦. ಹೊಳೆ ದಾಟಿದ ಮೇಲೆ ಅ೦ಬಿಗ ಮಿ೦ಡ. ೨೦೧. ಅಕ್ಕ ಸತ್ತರೆ ಅಮಾವಾಸ್ಯೆ ನಿಲ್ಲುತ್ತದೆಯೇ ? ೨೦೨. ಅಕ್ಕಸಾಲಿ, ಅಕ್ಕನ ಚಿನ್ನವನ್ನೂ ಬಿಡುವುದಿಲ್ಲ. ೨೦೩. ಯುದ್ಧ ಕಾಲೇ ಶಸ್ತ್ರಾಭ್ಯಾಸ. ೨೦೪. ರೇಶ್ಮೆ ಶಾಲಿನಲ್ಲಿ ಸುತ್ತಿದ ಚಪ್ಪಲಿ ಏಟು. ೨೦೫. ನಾಯಿ ಬಾಲ ಎ೦ದಿಗೂ ಡೊ೦ಕು. ೨೦೬. ಮಹಾಜನಗಳು ಹೋದದ್ದೇ ದಾರಿ. ೨೦೭. ಅರವತ್ತಕ್ಕೆ ಅರಳು ಮರಳು. ೨೦೮. ಜನ ಮರುಳೋ ಜಾತ್ರೆ ಮರುಳೋ. ೨೦೯. ಕು೦ಟನಿಗೆ ಎ೦ಟು ಚೇಶ್ಟೆ. ೨೧೦. ಐದು ಕುರುಡರು ಆನೆಯನ್ನು ಬಣ್ಣಿಸಿದ ಹಾಗೆ. ೨೧೧. ಬೊಗಳುವ ನಾಯಿ ಕಚ್ಚುವುದಿಲ್ಲ. ೨೧೨. ಸಣ್ಣವರ ನೆರಳು ಉದ್ದವಾದಾಗ ಸೂರ್ಯನಿಗೂ ಮುಳುಗುವ ಕಾಲ. ೨೧೩. ಕೈಗೆಟುಕದ ದ್ರಾಕ್ಷಿ ಹುಳಿ. ೨೧೪. ಕೊ೦ಕಣ ಸುತ್ತಿ ಮೈಲಾರಕ್ಕೆ ಬ೦ದರು. ೨೧೫. ದುಷ್ಟರ ಕ೦ಡರೆ ದೂರ ಇರು. ೨೧೬. ಒ೦ದು ಕಣ್ಣಿಗೆ ಬೆಣ್ಣೆ, ಇನ್ನೊ೦ದು ಕಣ್ಣಿಗೆ ಸುಣ್ಣ. ೨೧೭. ನಿಸ್ಸಹಾಯಕರಮೇಲೆ ಹುಲ್ಲು ಕಡ್ಡಿ ಸಹ ಬುಸುಗುಟ್ಟುತ್ತೆ. ೨೧೮. ಕ೦ಡವರ ಮಕ್ಕಳನ್ನು ಭಾವಿಗೆ ತಳ್ಳಿ ಆಳ ನೋಡುವ ಬುದ್ಧಿ. ೨೧೯. ಹ೦ಗಿನರಮನೆಗಿ೦ತ ಗುಡಿಸಲೇ ಮೇಲು. ೨೨೦. ಚೆಲ್ಲಿದ ಹಾಲಿಗೆ, ಒಡೆದ ಕನ್ನಡಿಗೆ ಎ೦ದೂ ಅಳಬೇಡ. ೨೨೧. ಕದ್ದು ತಿ೦ದ ಹಣ್ಣು, ಪಕ್ಕದ ಮನೆ ಊಟ, ಎ೦ದೂ ಹೆಚ್ಚು ರುಚಿ. ೨೨೨. ಕುದಿಯುವ ಎಣ್ಣೆಯಿ೦ದ ಕಾದ ತವಾದ ಮೇಲೆ ಬಿದ್ದ ಹಾಗೆ. ೨೨೩. ಮಾತು ಆಡಿದರೆ ಹೋಯ್ತು, ಮುತ್ತು ಒಡೆದರೆ ಹೋಯ್ತು. ೨೨೪. ಹಳೆ ಚಪ್ಪಲಿ, ಹೊಸ ಹೆ೦ಡತಿ ಕಚ್ಚೂಲ್ಲ. ೨೨೫. ರವಿ ಕಾಣದ್ದನ್ನು ಕವಿ ಕ೦ಡ. ೨೨೬. ಕೆಟ್ಟು ಪಟ್ಟಣ ಸೇರು. ೨೨೭. ಕಾಲಿನದು ಕಾಲಿಗೆ, ತಲೆಯದು ತಲೆಗೆ. ೨೨೮. ಹಲ್ಲಿದ್ದವನಿಗೆ ಕಡಲೆ ಇಲ್ಲ, ಕದಲೆಯಿದ್ದವನಿಗೆ ಹಲ್ಲಿಲ್ಲ. ೨೨೯. ಕನ್ನಡಿ ಒಳಗಿನ ಗ೦ಟು ಕೈಗೆ ದಕ್ಕೀತೆ ? ೨೩೦. ತೊಟ್ಟಿಲನ್ನು ತೂಗುವ ಕೈ ಜಗತ್ತನ್ನೇ ತೂಗಬಲ್ಲದು. ೨೩೧. ನಮಸ್ಕಾರ ಮಾಡಲು ಹೋಗಿ ದೇವಸ್ಥಾನದ ಗೋಪುರ ತಲೆ ಮೇಲೆ ಬಿತ್ತು. ೨೩೨. ಮಾಡಬಾರದ್ದು ಮಾಡಿದರೆ ಆಗಬಾರದ್ದು ಆಗುತ್ತೆ. ೨೩೩. ನಾಯಿಗೆ ಹೇಳಿದರೆ, ನಾಯಿ ತನ್ನ ಬಾಲಕ್ಕೆ ಹೇಳಿತ೦ತೆ. ೨೩೪. ಮಹಡಿ ಹತ್ತಿದ ಮೇಲೆ ಏಣಿ ಒದ್ದ ಹಾಗೆ. ೨೩೫. ಹುಟ್ಟಿಸಿದ ದೇವರು ಹುಲ್ಲು ಮೇಯಿಸದೇ ಇರುವನೇ ? ೨೩೬. ಕೊಟ್ಟದ್ದು ತನಗೆ, ಬಚ್ಚಿಟ್ಟಿದ್ದು ಪರರಿಗೆ. ೨೩೭. ಮದುವೆಯಾಗೋ ಗು೦ಡ ಅ೦ದರೆ ನೀನೆ ನನ್ನ ಹೆ೦ಡತಿಯಾಗು ಅ೦ದ ಹಾಗೆ. ೨೩೮. ಕೈಗೆ ಬ೦ದ ತುತ್ತು ಬಾಯಿಗೆ ಬರಲಿಲ್ಲ. ೨೩೯. ತಾನೂ ತಿನ್ನ, ಪರರಿಗೂ ಕೊಡ. ೨೪೦. ಗ೦ಡಸಿಗೇಕೆ ಗೌರಿ ದುಃಖ ? ೨೪೧. ನಗುವ ಹೆ೦ಗಸು, ಅಳುವ ಗ೦ಡಸು ಇಬ್ಬರನ್ನೂ ನ೦ಬಬಾರದು. ೨೪೨. ಲೇ ! ಅನ್ನೋಕ್ಕೆ ಅವಳೇ ಇಲ್ಲ, ಮಗಳ ಹೆಸರು ಅನ೦ತಯ್ಯ. ೨೪೩. ನೂರು ಜನಿವಾರ ಒಟ್ಟಿಗಿರಬಹುದು, ನೂರು ಜಡೆ ಒಟ್ಟಿಗಿರುವುದಿಲ್ಲ. ೨೪೪. ಗಾಯದ ಮೇಲೆ ಬರೆ ಎಳೆದ ಹಾಗೆ. ೨೪೫. ಗುಡ್ಡ ಕಡಿದು, ಹಳ್ಳ ತು೦ಬಿಸಿ, ನೆಲ ಸಮ ಮಾಡಿದ ಹಾಗೆ. ೨೪೬. ಅತಿ ಆಸೆ ಗತಿ ಕೇಡು. ೨೪೭. ವಿನಾಶ ಕಾಲೇ ವಿಪರೀತ ಬುದ್ಧಿ. ೨೪೮. ಅತಿಯಾದರೆ ಆಮೃತವೂ ವಿಷವೇ. ೨೪೯. ಬಡವ, ನೀ ಮಡಗ್ದ್ಹಾ೦ಗ್ ಇರು. ೨೫೦. ಆತುರಗಾರನಿಗೆ ಬುದ್ಧಿ ಮಟ್ಟ. ೨೫೧. ರತ್ನ ತಗೊ೦ಡು ಹೋಗಿ ಗಾಜಿನ ತು೦ಡಿಗೆ ಹೋಲಿಸಿದ ಹಾಗೆ. ೨೫೨. ಗಾಜಿನ ಮನೇಲಿರುವರು ಅಕ್ಕ ಪಕ್ಕದ ಮನೆ ಮೇಲೆ ಕಲ್ಲೆಸೆಯಬಾರದು. ೨೫೩. ಹುಚ್ಚುಮು೦ಡೆ ಮದುವೇಲಿ ಉ೦ಡವನೇ ಜಾಣ. ೨೫೪. ಉ೦ಡೂ ಹೋದ, ಕೊ೦ಡೂ ಹೋದ. ೨೫೫. ಎಲೆ ಎತ್ತೋ ಜಾಣ ಅ೦ದರೆ ಉ೦ಡೋರೆಶ್ಟು ಅ೦ದನ೦ತೆ. ೨೫೬. ಕೋತಿ ತಾನು ಮೊಸರನ್ನ ತಿ೦ದು ಮೇಕೆ ಬಾಯಿಗೆ ಒರಸಿದ ಹಾಗೆ. ೨೫೭. ಹಾಡಿದ್ದೇ ಹಾಡೋ ಕಿಸುಬಾಯಿ ದಾಸ. ೨೫೮. ಹಸಿ ಗೋಡೆ ಮೇಲೆ ಹರಳು ಎಸೆದ೦ತೆ. ೨೫೯. ಊರು ಹೋಗು ಅನ್ನುತ್ತೆ, ಕಾಡು ಬಾ ಅನ್ನುತ್ತೆ. ೨೬೦. ಕಾಮಾಲೆ ಕಣ್ಣವನಿಗೆ ಕಾಣುವುದೆಲ್ಲಾ ಹಳದಿ. ೨೬೧. ಲ೦ಘನ೦ ಪರಮೌಶಧ೦. ೨೬೨. ಹಾಲು ಕುಡಿದ ಮಕ್ಕಳೇ ಬದುಕೋಲ್ಲ, ಇನ್ನು ವಿಷ ಕುಡಿದ ಮಕ್ಕಳು ಬದುಕುತ್ತವೆಯೇ

Beauty tips - Wet Hair - Dos and Donts

Hairs increase the beauty of a woman.  To have a strong & silky hair is every woman's desire. It is common nowadays to visit Beauty parlors to increase the hair beauty. At the same time , it is very essential to take care of wet hair after having a head bath / shower. 

Hair bifurcation , Weak Broken hair , loss of hair  , Dandruff are some of the common problems observed if proper hair care is not taken.  You should take proper care to preserve your hair growth . Especially how you take care after a head bath / shower matters a lot .

Below are few tips which may help you to take care of your hair after a head bath

Stop combing hardly
When trying to combing hardly pressing the hair , it results in hair bifurcation and may result in hair loss. Stop combing when the hair is still wet and prevent it from getting damaged

Don't use hot air
Using hot air from Hair dryers for a wet hair may further lead to hair damage . Direct hot air may result to hair dryness and may cause Dandruff.

Don't go out immediately after head bath
Hair may become rough if exposed directly to sunlight . It may suck up the softness of hair and may also result in headache and hair loss. Those with gollop hair must note this point.

Straighten using Fingers
Wet hair is 3 times less stronger than normal hair Use your fingers to straighten wet hair.

Use less tightened bands
Wet hair will be very subtle or delicate in nature. Hence avoid using tight hair bands as it may result in hair loss.

Avoid using towel for long time
Using towel for long time may result in unnatural drying of hair and may suck up the mositure immediately which may reduce its softness

Don’t use comb
You must think twice before using a comb for wet hair . Preferably use a comb with wider teeth . Long teeth combs may damage hair & cause hair loss

Do not massage on a wet hair . Always taking a head bath it is always recommended to allow the hair to dry naturally.

An article by SRB

SMS Jokes , funny text shares , Humour , Witty quotes , Greetings - Part 58

A private employee was rewarded a bicycle by his organisation. It was very beautiful but didn't have a carrier at the back, so he requested to get one fixed. 

When the cycle came back it had the carrier fitted, but he noticed that now the stand was not there.  So he asked about the missing stand. 

Organisation said: There is only one thing is possible in private job - either CAREEER or STAND.  If you take stand, your CAREER will be finished, and if you want to make a CAREER, never take a STAND. 

Dedicated to all private employees.

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All salary people must read this:-----

After 4 years of selfless service, I realized that I had not been prmoted, no salary increment, no commendation.
So I decided to walk up to my HR Manager. The manager looked at me, smiled and asked me to sit down saying: "My friend you have not worked here for even a single day."

I was shocked to hear this !!!, but the manager went on to explain, and here's the conversation that took place.

Manager: How many days are there in a year?

Me: 365 days and sometimes 366.

Manager: Do u come to work on weekends?

Me: No sir.

Manager: How many days are there in a year that are weekends?

Me: 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days.

Manager: Thanks for that. If u remove 104 days from 366 days. how many days
do u now have?

Me: 262 days

Manager: How many hours make up a day?

Me: 24 Hours.

Manager: How long do u work in a day?

Me: 10am to 6pm 
(i.e 8 hours a day.)

Manager: So, what fraction of the day do u work in hours?

Me: 8/24 
i.e 1/3 (one third).

Manager: This is nice of u! what is 1/3rd of 262 days?

Me: 87
(1/3 x 262 = 87days)

Manager: I do give u 2 weeks sick leave, 15 days casual leave, 5 days optional leave, 30 days earned leave every year. Now remove that 64 days from the 87 days left. How many days do u have remaining?

Me: 23 days.

Manager: Do u work on festivals ? (20 days)

Me: No Sir!

Manager: Do u work on Republic Day?

Me: No sir!

Manager: Do u come to work on Independance Day?

Me: No sir!

Manager: So how many days r left?

Me: 1 day sir!

Manager: Do you come to work on New year's day..?

Me: No sir..!!

Manager: So how many days are left?

Me: None Sir!

Manager: So what r u claiming?

Me: I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing company
money all these days.

Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!

(HR-HIGH RISK.)
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So, How many days do you work ?😁😂
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Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, worn or consumed..
Happiness is a Spiritual Experience of living every minute with Love, Grace and Gratitude..


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ನಿಜಕ್ಕೂ ಇದೊಂದು ಅಪೂರ್ವ ಮೆಸೇಜ್.
Are you Hurt?

On his first day in office as President, when Abraham Lincoln entered to give his inaugural address, one man stood up. He was a rich Aristocrat. He said, “Mr. Lincoln, you should not forget that your father used to make shoes for my family.” And the whole Senate laughed; they thought they had made a fool of Lincoln.
But certain people are made of a totally different mettle. Lincoln looked at the man directly in the eye and said, “Sir, I know that my father used to make shoes for your family, and there will be many others here. Because he made shoes the way nobody else can, he was a creator. His shoes were not just shoes; he poured his whole soul into them. I want to ask you, have you any complaint? Because I know how to make shoes myself. If you have any complaint I can make you another pair of shoes. But as far as I know, nobody has ever complained about my father’s shoes. He was a genius, a great creator and I am proud of my father”.
The whole Senate was struck dumb. They could not understand what kind of man Abraham Lincoln was. He was proud because his father did his job so well that not even a single complaint had ever been heard.

Remember:
“No one can hurt you without your consent.”
“It is not what happens to us that hurts us. It is our response that hurts us. Be excellent at your work no matter what work you do, Happiness is always yours."
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🙋🏻🙋🏻🙋🏻 ಸ್ನೇಹಿತರೇ ಎಲ್ಲರಿಗೂ ಶುಭ ಮುಂಜಾನೆಯ ಶರಣು ಶರಣಾರ್ಥಿಗಳು.
💐¶ಸಾರ್ಥಕ ಮನುಷ್ಯನ ಒಂಬತ್ತು ಲಕ್ಷಣಗಳು¶ 💐
®ಆಸೆ, ಕೋಪ, ನಾಲಿಗೆ ಈ ಮೂರನ್ನು ಹತೋಟಿಯಲ್ಲಿಡು.
®ವ್ಯಾಪಾರ, ಪ್ರಯಾಣ, ಮದುವೆ ಈ ಮೂರಕ್ಕೆ ಆತುರಪಡಬೇಡ.
®ಬುದ್ದಿಶಕ್ತಿ, ಸಾಮರ್ಥ್ಯ, ಸಂತೋಷ ಈ ಮೂರಕ್ಕೆ ಬೆಲೆಕೊಡು.
® ಹಣ, ಸಮಯ, ಶಕ್ತಿ ಈ ಮೂರನ್ನು ವ್ಯರ್ಥ ಮಾಡಬೇಡ.
® ಧರ್ಮ, ನ್ಯಾಯ, ವಿನಯ ಈ ಮೂರಕ್ಕೆ ಗೌರವಕೊಡು.
® ದೇಶ,  ಗೌರವ, ರಾಷ್ರ್ಟಧ್ವಜ ಈ ಮೂರಕ್ಕೆ ಹೋರಾಡು.
® ಧೈರ್ಯ, ವಾತ್ಸಲ್ಯ, ಶಿಷ್ಟಾಚಾರ ಈ ಮೂರನ್ನು ಪ್ರೀತಿಸು.
® ಅನ್ಯಾಯ, ಅಹಂಕಾರ, ಸ್ವಾಮಿದ್ರೋಹ ಈ ಮೂರನ್ನು ದ್ವೇಷಿಸು.
® ಸಾವು, ದುಃಖ, ಸೋಲು ಈ ಮೂರಕ್ಕೆ ಸಿದ್ದನಾಗು.
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Inspiring (for some)

Mother is flying a kite. Her son is watching her carefully. After some time son says "mom. Because of the string the kite is not able to go any further higher."Hearing this, the mother smiles and breaks the string. The kite goes higher and then shortly after that, it comes and falls on the ground. The child is very dejected and sad.
The mother sits next to him and calmly explains: "Son, in life we reach a certain level and then we feel that there are certain things that are not letting us grow any further like Home, Family, Culture etc. We feel we want to be  free from those strings which we believe are stopping us from going higher. But, remember son."That our home , family and culture are the things that will help us stay stable at the high heights . If we try to break away from those strings our condition will be similar to the kite."we'll fall down soon..
Moral: "Never go away from home culture, family, and relationships as they help keep us stable while we are flying high."
Life is Beautiful 😊
Stay connected..!!
😃😃

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A beggar at the traffic signal:
"What sir, only Re.1... why this partiality sir? You gave my friend Rs.10 at the last traffic light".
Man in the car: "How did u know?"
Beggar: "He just sent me a whatsapp message with your car no. We are all members of the same group".
😜😜😜

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A woman in hot air balloon realized she is lost...

She reduced altitude &  shouted to a man below: Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend to meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am.

Man below replied: You are in hot air balloon 30 feet above the ground. You are at 41 degree North latitude & 59 degree West longitude.

Lady: You must be an engineer.

Man: How do you know?

Lady: Everything you told me is technically correct but useless & the fact is I'm still lost.

Engineer: You must be in Top Management.

Lady: Ya. How do you know?

Engineer: You don't know where you are or where you're going. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep & you expect people beneath you to solve your problems..!!
😀😀
A must read n circulate for all working professionals...!

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“Cow is just an animal like a hen or goat... then why should one not kill and eat it?”

Cow is also an animal, but... a cow has many specialities that no other animal (not even human beings) has in this world. This is the reason that many people consider cow as ‘mother’ after their own mother, and pray to the cow with respect calling it “go-matha”.

These are some truths about go-matha.

·  If a cow eats something poisonous by mistake, and we drink its milk, will we fall ill? To find out, one cow was regularly fed a particular quantity of a poison every day. After 24 hours, its blood, urine, dung and milk were tested in a lab to check where the poison could be found. In this way, the tests were done not for 1 or 2 days, but continuously for 90 days in All India Institute of Medical Sciences (AIIMS) New Delhi. The researcher did not find any trace of poison in milk, blood, urine or dung of that cow.

Then where did this poison fed for 90 days go? Just like Lord Shiva held poison in his throat, the go-matha hid the entire poison in her throat. This is a special quality that no other animal has.

·  This is the only creature that inhales oxygen and also exhales oxygen.

· Cow milk has the quality of countering poison.

·  There are diseases that medical science has not yet understood; urine of Go-matha has the power to cure them

·  If cow-ghee and rice are cooked together, two powerful gases called ethylene-oxide, propylene-oxide are released. Propylene-oxide is the best gas used for creating artificial rain.

·  Cow-urine is the world’s best killer of microbes

·  With medicines made using cow dung and cow urine, stomach-related ailments can be cured.

·  We can save from radio-waves by plastering the home floors and area outside home with cow-dung

· Cow-dung has the power to destroy the microbes causing cholera

· If 10 grams of cow-ghee is put in fire (yagnya), 1 ton of oxygen is generated.

If you feel useful, pl share with your contacts.
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Don't feel horrible and gruesome by seeing 'jalli kattu'... there is one more dangerous game than this by name 'Thali kattu'...😜😜😜
ಹೆಂಡ್ತಿ : ರೀ ಈ ಸರಿ ಸಂಕ್ರಾಂತಿ ಹಬ್ಬಕ್ಕೆ ಹೇಣ್ಮಕ್ಕಳಿಗೆ ಅರಿಶಿಣ ಕುಂಕುಮದ ಜೊತೆ ಇನ್ನೇನು ಕೊಡಲಿ..

ಗಂಡ : ನನ್ ನಂಬರ್ ಕೋಡು😂😜😝😜
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One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was hungry.
He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house.
However, he lost his nerve when a lovely young woman opened the door. Instead of a meal he asked for a drink of water. 
She thought he looked hungry so brought him a large
glass of milk He drank it slowly, and then asked, "How much do I owe you?""You don't owe me anything," she replied "Mother has taught us never to accept payment for a kindness."
He said... "Then I thank you from my heart." 
As Howard Kelly left that house, he not only felt; stronger physically, but his faith in God and man was strong also. He had been ready to give up and quit. Years later that young woman became critically ill. The local doctors were baffled. They finally sent her to the big city, where they called in specialists to study her rare disease. Dr. Howard Kelly was called in for the consultation.
When he heard the name of the town she came from, a strange light filled his eyes. Immediately he rose and went down the hall of the hospital to her room. Dressed in his doctor's gown he went in to see her. 
He recognized her at once. He went back to the consultation
room determined to do his best to save her life. From that day he gave special attention to the case. After a long struggle, the battle was won. Dr. Kelly requested the business office to pass the final bill to him for approval.
He looked at it, then wrote something on the edge and the bill was sent to her room. She feared to open it, for she was sure it would take the rest of her life to pay for it all. Finally, she looked, and something caught her attention on the side as she read these
words...... 
"Paid in full with one glass of milk." (Signed) Dr. Howard Kelly.
Tears of joy flooded her eyes as her happy heart prayed: "Thank You,GOD, that Your love has spread abroad through human hearts and hands."

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She : Am I looking fat?
He : Yes
She : *slaps*

She : Am I looking fat?
He : No
She : Liar

She : Am I looking fat?
He : Maybe
She : WTF

She : Am I looking fat?
He : I don't know
She : Are you blind?

She : Am I looking fat?
He : Depends
She : Oh you comparing me with some one else..

She : Am I looking fat?
He : *silence*
She : Are you deaf?

There are some questions for which there is no correct answer.

For everything else there is Google ...
😉

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Forwarding a good message:

After years of hard & dedicated service to his Company, Ajay was being appointed at  an elegant reception as the new Director. 

It was a small function where his wife Anita , a Home Executive & some of the wives of the other persons in top management were also present.
 
In an adjacent room, Ann, the wife of the CEO of the Company, asked Ajay's wife a very odd & usual question; "Does your  husband make you  happy?"
 
The husband, Ajay, who at that moment was not at her side, but was sufficiently near to hear the question, paid attention to the conversation, sitting up slightly, feeling secure, even filling his chest lightly in pride & hope,  would definitely not publically lower or degrade her husband, would answer affirmatively, since she had always been there for him during their marriage and generally in life. 

Nevertheless, to both his & the others' surprise, she replied simply; "No, no he doesn't make me happy…"

The room became uncomfortably silent, as if everyone were listening to the spouse's response. There was a sudden coldness in the air. The husband was petrified. A frown appeared on his face. 
He couldn't believe what his wife was saying, especially at such an important occasion for him. To the amazement of her husband & of everyone!
 
Anita sat up firmly & explained in a modest but stern tone to the other wives who were present; 
"No, he doesn't make me happy… I AM HAPPY. The fact that I am happy or not doesn't depend on him, but on me. GOD has granted each of us intellect & discretion to reason, interpret & decide. GOD made me the person upon which my happiness depends. 

I make the choice to be happy in each situation & in each moment of my life. 
If my happiness were to depend on other people, on other things or circumstances on the face of this earth, I would be in serious trouble! 

Over my life I have learned a couple of things: I decide to be happy & the rest is a matter of 'experiences or circumstances' like helping, understanding, accepting, listening, consoling & with my spouse, I have lived & practiced this many times. 

Honestly true happiness lies in being content"
 
Relieved & reassured, a smile was clearly noticed on Ajay's face.

Happiness will always be found in contentment, forgiveness & in loving ourselves & others. 
To truly love is difficult, it is to forgive unconditionally, to live, to take the "experiences or  circumstances" as they are, facing them together & being happy with conviction. 

There are those who say I cannot be happy  :
· Because I am sick.
· Because I have no money.
· Because it's too cold.
· Because they insulted me.
· Because someone stopped loving me.
· Because someone didn't appreciate me.
 
But what they don't know is that they can be happy even though sick, whether it is too hot, whether they have money or not, whether someone has insulted them, or someone didn't love or hasn't valued them.
 
Being Happy is an attitude about life & each one of us must decide!
 
Being Happy, depends on us!

It Depends on Me.
I fall. I rise. I make mistakes. I live. I learn. I've been hurt but I'm alive. I'm human. I'm not perfect but I'm Thankful.😊

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पति -तुम मेरी फिल्म में काम करोगी... 
पत्नी -हां करूंगी. क्या करना होगा? 
पति -कुछ नहीं बस नदी में जाकर खड़ी हो जाना... 
पत्नी-फिल्म का नाम क्या है?? 
पति - गई भैंस पानी  में .

Now rply..... 
पत्नी -तुम मेरी फिल्म में काम करोगे??? 
पति -हां. क्या करना है? 
पत्नी -बस घर जाना है फिर वापस यहीं नदी किनारे आना है. ऐसा दो तीन बार करना है... 
पति -ठीक है. पर फिल्म का नाम क्या है??? 
पत्नी -धोबी का कुत्ता न घर का न घाट का.

😷😂😂
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Makara Sankranthi and Pongal Greetings ಸಂಕ್ರಾಂತಿ ಶುಭಾಶಯಗಳು

ಎಳ್ಳು ಬೆಲ್ಲವ ತಿನಿಸುತ
ಕಬ್ಬು ಬಾಳೆಯ ನೀಡುತ
ಒಳ್ಳೆ ಮಾತುಗಳ ಆಡುತ
ಸಂಕ್ರಾಂತಿ ಶುಭಾಶಯವ ನಾ ಕೋರುವೆ


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ಮೂಡಣದ ಅರಮನೆಯ ಕದವು ತೆರೆದು
ಪಡುವಣದ ಕತ್ತಲೆಯ ಪರದೆ ಸರಿದು 
ಹೊಂಬಣ್ಣದ ರವಿಯ ಕಿರಣ ಹರಿದು 
ಕೆಂಬಣ್ಣದ ತಂಬೆಳಕ ಸುರಿದು 
ತಂಪಾದ ತಂಗಾಳಿ ಸುಳಿದು
ಇಂಪಾದ ರಾಗ ಮಿಡಿದು 
ಹೂಕಂಪು ಸೂಸಿ 
ಹೇಳುತಿದೆ 
ನಿಮಗೆ 
ಸಂಕ್ರಾಂತಿ 
ಹಬ್ಬದ ಶುಭಾಶಯಗಳನ್ನು!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ಮಕರ ಸಂಕ್ರಾಂತಿ ಹಬ್ಬದ
ಹಾರ್ದಿಕ ಶುಭಾಶಯಗಳು
🌹🌹🙏🙏🌿🌿🌾🌾🌺🌺

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ಏನೇ ವೈಮನಸ್ಸು ಇದ್ದರೂ ಮರೆತು ಒಂದಾಗಿ ಬಾಳೋಣವೆಂದು ಶಪಥ ತೊಟ್ಟು ಹೊಸ ಪಥದಲ್ಲಿ ಸಾಗುವುದಕ್ಕೆ ಮುನ್ನುಡಿ ಇಡುವ ಹಬ್ಬ ಈ ಸಂಕ್ರಾಂತಿ, ಮಕರ ಸಂಕ್ರಾಂತಿ! ಪ್ರತ್ಯಕ್ಷ ಭಗವಾನ್ ಸೂರ್ಯದೇವನೇ ಪಥ ಬದಲಿಸಿ ಜನಜೀವನದ ರೀತಿನೀತಿಗಳನ್ನು ನಿರ್ದೇಶಿಸುವ ಸುಸಂದರ್ಭ. ದೈಹಿಕ ದೋಷಗಳೊಡನೆ ಮಾನಸಿಕ ದೋಷ ನಿವಾರಿಸುವ ಪರ್ವಸಮಯ. ಈ ಹಬ್ಬ ತಮ್ಮೆಲ್ಲರ ಬಾಳಿನಲ್ಲಿ ಸುಖ-ಶಾಂತಿ-ಸಮೃದ್ಧಿ-ನೆಮ್ಮದಿ ತರಲಿ...

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🌾🌾ಎಲ್ಲರಿಗೂ ಸಂಕ್ರಾಂತಿ ಹಬ್ಬದ ಶುಭಾಶಯಗಳು🌾🌾 ಬೇವು+ ಬೆಲ್ಲ🍃 ಸಿಹಿ+ ಕಹಿ🍂 ಎಳ್ಳು+ ಬೆಲ್ಲ🌾 ಸುಖ + ದುಃಖ🌼 ಕೊಬ್ಬರಿ+ ಕಬ್ಬು💐 ಈ ವಷ೯ದ ಮೊದಲ ಹಬ್ಬ........... Heartly Wish You happy ಮಕರ ಸಂಕ್ರಾತಿ 🍃


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🍱ಎಳ್ಳು ಬೆಲ್ಲ ಸವಿಯುತ ಕಬ್ಬಿನ ಸಿಹಿಯ ಹಿರುತ ದ್ವೇಷ ಹಗೆಯ ಮರೆಯುತ ಸವಿ ಮಾತುಗಳನ್ನು ನುಡಿಯುತ ಸಂಕ್ರಾಂತಿಗೆ ಸ್ವಾಗತ ಕೋರೋಣ " ತಮಗೂ ಹಾಗೂ ಕುಟುಂಬ ವರ್ಗಕ್ಕೂ ಸಂಕ್ರಾಂತಿಯ ಹಾರ್ದಿಕ ಶುಭಾಶಯಗಳು


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On this auspicious occasion of Makara Sankranthi, may the sun radiate joy, immense happiness and well-being to your life Wishing you and your family a blessed & happy Sankranthi. ನಿಮಗೂ ಮತ್ತು ನಿಮ್ಮ ಕುಟುಂಬದವರಿಗೂ ಸಂಕ್ರಾಂತಿ ಹಬ್ಬದ ಹಾರ್ಧೀಕ ಶುಭಾಶಯಗಳು.
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Happy Makara Sankranti to you and your family.



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पोंगल और मकर संक्रांति की हार्दिक बधाई 🙏🏻🙏🏻

SMS Jokes , funny text shares , Humour , Witty quotes , Greetings - Part 57

Forwarded message from a Hospitalized husband
- If your wife uses a Dual SIM phone save both numbers under same 'Wife' name
- Don't ever by mistake also store as Wife1 and Wife 2 !!!

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ನಿನ್ನ ಮನಸ್ಸಿನೊಳಗಡೆ ಹೊಗೆಯು ತುಂಬಿಕೊಂಡು ಆತ್ಮವನ್ನು ಉಸಿರುಕಟ್ಟುವಂತೆ ಮಾಡುತ್ತಿರುವಾಗ,  ನಿನ್ನ ಅಂತರಂಗದ ಗವಾಕ್ಷಿಗಳನ್ನು ತೆಗೆದು  ಹೊಗೆಯನ್ನು ಎಂದರೆ ಚಿಂತೆಯನ್ನು ಹೊರಗೆ ಹೋಗಲು ಬಿಡು
 ಅದನ್ನೊಳಗಡೆ ಅದುಮಿಡಬೇಡ. ಮನಸ್ಸಿಗೆ ಶಾಂತಿ ಬೇಕು ಎಂದರೆ ಮನೆಗೆ ಗೋಡೆಗಳ ಜೊತೆ, ಕಿಟಕಿಗಳನ್ನು ಇಟ್ಟು ಗಾಳಿಯಾಡಲು ಅನುಕೂಲ ಮಾಡಿಕೊಡುವಂತೆ,  ನಿನ್ನ ಅಂತರಂಗದ ಚಿಂತೆಗಳನ್ನು ಒಳಗೇ ಹೊಗೆಯಾಡಲು ಬಿಡದೆ ಇರುವಂತೆ ಒಂದು ಸಾಧನವನ್ನು ನಿರ್ಮಿಸಿಕೊಂಡು.

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You must never ask a woman her age and a man his salary.

Do you know why, Have you ever thought about it..

Well here is a beautiful insight...

It is wrong to ask a woman her age because she hardly ever lives for herself!

And it is wrong to ask a man his salary because he hardly ever spends on himself

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ಕರ್ನಾಟಕದ ಸ್ಥಳಗಳು ಮತ್ತು ಅವುಗಳ ಪ್ರಸಿದ್ಧಿ

ಸೀರೆ - ಮೊಳಕಾಲ್ಮೂರು / ಇಲಕಲ್
ಕರದಂಟು - ಅಮೀನಗಡ / ಗೋಕಾಕ್
ಮಲ್ಲಿಗೆ - ಮೈಸೂರು / ಕುಂದಾಪುರ
ಹುರಿಗಾಳು - ಚಿಂತಾಮಣಿ / ಕೋಲಾರ
ಕುಂದಾ - ಬೆಳಗಾವಿ
ಬೆಣ್ಣೆ - ಮಂಡ್ಯ
ಬೀಗಗಳು - ಮಾವಿನಕುರ್ವೆ
ಹೆಂಚುಗಳು - ಮಂಗಳೂರು
ಬೀಡಿಗಳು - ಮಂಗಳೂರು
ಹಲ್ಲುಪುಡಿ - ನಂಜನಗೂಡು
(ನೆಲಹಾಸು) ಕಲ್ಲುಗಳು - ಶಹಾಬಾದ್
ಶಿಲ್ಪಗಳು - ಶಿವಾರಪಟ್ಟಣ
ಗೊಂಬೆಗಳು / ಆಟಿಕೆಗಳು - ಚನ್ನಪಟ್ಟಣ
ನಾಯಿಗಳು - ಮುಧೋಳ
ಎಮ್ಮೆಗಳು - ಧಾರವಾಡ
ಪೇಡಾ - ಧಾರವಾಡ
ಕುರಿಗಳು - ಬನ್ನೂರು
ಹಸು(ಅಮೃತಮಹಲ್) - ಮೈಸೂರು
ಮೆಣಸಿನಕಾಯಿ - ಬ್ಯಾಡಗಿ
ತೆಂಗಿನಕಾಯಿ - ತಿಪಟೂರು
ಕಿತ್ತಳೆ - ಕೊಡಗು
ರಸಬಾಳೆ - ನಂಜನಗೂಡು
ದಾಳಿಂಬೆ - ಮಧುಗಿರಿ
ಚಕ್ಕೋತ - ದೇವನಹಳ್ಳಿ
ಹಿತ್ತಾಳೆ/ಕಂಚಿನ ಪಾತ್ರೆಗಳು - ನಾಗಮಂಗಲ
ಮರದ ತೊಟ್ಟಿಲು - ಕಲಘಟಗಿ
ಜಮಖಾನೆ - ನವಲಗುಂದ
ಬೆಣ್ಣೆದೋಸೆ - ದಾವಣಗೆರೆ
ಕಂಬಳಿಗಳು - ಕುಂದರಗಿ
ಕುದುರೆಗಳು - ಕುಣಿಗಲ್
ಬಣ್ಣದ ಗೊಂಬೆಗಳು - ಕಿನ್ನಾಳ
ಶ್ರೀಗಂಧದ ಕೆತ್ತನೆ - ಸಾಗರ
ಮರದ ಬೊಂಬೆಗಳು -ಚನ್ನಪಟ್ಟಣ
ರೇಷ್ಮೆ - ರಾಮನಗರ
ಭತ್ತ - ಗಂಗಾವತಿ
ದ್ರಾಕ್ಷಿ - ವಿಜಯಪುರ
ಮೊಸರು - ಕೊಲ್ಹಾರ
ಕಬ್ಬಿಣ - ಭದ್ರಾವತಿ
ಕಾಫಿ - ಕೊಡಗು
ಮೀನು - ಕಾರವಾರ
ರೊಟ್ಟಿ - ರಾಯಚೂರು
ತೊಗರಿ - ಕಲಬುರಗಿ
ತಟ್ಟೆ ಇಡ್ಲಿ- ಬಿಡದಿ/ತುಮಕೂರು

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Difference between truth and lie: truth is a Debit card, pay first n enjoy later.
Lie is credit card, Enjoy first n pay later.
Choice is yours
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✈ Emirates Airways launched a scheme where a husband can take his wife free on their business trip. 👫

After big Success of the scheme,

Emirates Airways sent letters to all wives asking about their experience?

99% wives replied
What scheme??😳
Which trip??😳
and When was it??😳 ✈✈💔😜😄

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ಎಲ್ಲರೂ ಓದಲೇ ಬೇಕಾದ ಒಂದು ಸುಂದರ ಕಥೆ..

ಇಬ್ಬರು ಬಾಲ್ಯಸ್ನೇಹಿತರು.. ಒಟ್ಟಿಗೆ ಓದಿದವರು , ಒಟ್ಟಿಗೆ ಬೆಳೆದವರು.. ಒಬ್ಬ ಧನಿಕ , ಇನ್ನೊಬ್ಬ ಬಡವ..ಬಹಳ ಕಾಲದ ನಂತರ ಭೇಟಿಯಾಗುತ್ತಾರೆ.. ಕಷ್ಟ - ಸುಖ ಮಾತನಾಡುತ್ತ ದಾರಿಯಲ್ಲಿ ಸಾಗುತ್ತಿರುತ್ತಾರೆ..

ಧನಿಕ ಗೆಳೆಯ - 
"ಜೀವನದಲ್ಲಿ ನೀನೇನೂ ಬದಲಾಗಲೇ ಇಲ್ಲವಲ್ಲ ಗೆಳೆಯ.. ಅದೇ ತೆಳ್ಳಗಿನ ದೇಹ , ಅದೇ ನಗು , ಅದೇ ಬಡತನ.. ನನ್ನನ್ನು ನೋಡು.. ಎಷ್ಟು ಬದಲಾಗಿದ್ದೇನೆ.. ಜೀವನದಲ್ಲಿ ಎಲ್ಲವನ್ನೂ ಗಳಿಸಿದ್ದೇನೆ.. ಮನೆ , ಕಾರು , ಸಂಪತ್ತು ಎಲ್ಲ ನನ್ನ ಬಳಿ ಇವೆ.. ನಿನ್ನ ಜೀವನವೇಕೆ ಹೀಗಾಯ್ತು...?

ಬಡವ ಗೆಳೆಯ ಹಠಾತ್ತಾಗಿ ನಿಂತ..

ಧನಿಕ ಗೆಳೆಯ - "ಏನಾಯ್ತು?"

ಬಡವ ಗೆಳೆಯ - "ಏನೋ ಶಬ್ದ ಕೇಳಿಸಿತಲ್ಲ..?"

ಧನಿಕ ಗೆಳೆಯ - 
" ಓ ಅದಾ...? ನನ್ನ ಜೇಬಿನಿಂದ ನಾಣ್ಯ ಬಿದ್ದಿರಬಹುದು"

ಹುಡುಕಿದ.. ಐದು ರೂಪಾಯಿಯ ನಾಣ್ಯ ಕೆಳಗೆ ಬಿದ್ದಿತ್ತು. ಜೇಬಿಗೆ ಸೇರಿಸಿದ..

ಬಡವ ಗೆಳೆಯ ಅಲ್ಲಿಂದ ದೂರ ಹೋದ..ಏನನ್ನೋ ಹುಡುಕಿದ.. ದೊಡ್ಡ ಜೇಡದ ಬಲೆಯಲ್ಲೊಂದು ಹಕ್ಕಿಮರಿ ಸಿಕ್ಕಿ ಒದ್ದಾಡುತ್ತಿತ್ತು.. ಆತ ನಿಧಾನವಾಗಿ ಬಲೆಯಿಂದ ಬಿಡಿಸಿ , ಆಕಾಶಕ್ಕೆ ಹಾರಿಸಿದ..

ಧನಿಕಗೆಳೆಯ ಆಶ್ಚರ್ಯದಿಂದ "ಹಕ್ಕಿಯ ಧ್ವನಿ ನಿನಗೆ ಹೇಗೆ ಕೇಳಿಸಿತು..?"

ಬಡವ ಗೆಳೆಯ ಮುಗುಳ್ನಗುತ್ತಾ - " ಗೆಳೆಯ...ಇದೇ ನಮ್ಮಿಬ್ಬರ ನಡುವೆ ಇರುವ ಅಂತರ.. ನಿನಗೆ ಹಣದ ಧ್ವನಿ ಕೇಳಿಸಿತು.. ನನಗೆ ಮನದ ಧ್ವನಿ ಕೇಳಿಸಿತು.. ನಿನ್ನ ಮನ ಹಣದಾಸೆಯ ಬಲೆಯಲ್ಲಿ ಸಿಲುಕಿಕೊಂಡಿದೆ , ನನ್ನ ಮನ ಸ್ವತಂತ್ರ್ಯವಾಗಿ ಸಂತೋಷದಿಂದ ವಿಹರಿಸುತ್ತಿದೆ.. ನೀನು ಹಣದಾಸೆಯಲ್ಲಿ ಮಾನವೀಯತೆಯನ್ನೇ ಮರೆತಿದ್ದೀಯಾ.. ನಾನು ಮನದಲ್ಲಿ ಈಗಲೂ ಮಾನವೀಯತೆಯನ್ನು ಹೊಂದಿದ್ದೇನೆ.. ಮನದಲ್ಲಿ ಹಾಗೂ ಮಾನವೀಯತೆಯಲ್ಲಿರುವ
ಸಂತೋಷವನ್ನು ಹಣ ಕೊಟ್ಟು ಖರೀದಿಸಲು ಸಾಧ್ಯವೇ..? ಈಗ ಹೇಳು ಗೆಳೆಯ.. 
ಯಾರು ಶ್ರೀಮಂತರು?"

ಧನಿಕಗೆಳೆಯ ಏನನ್ನೂ ಉತ್ತರಿಸಲಾಗದೇ ಸುಮ್ಮನಾದ...

ಹಣಗಳಿಕೆಯನ್ನೇ ಜೀವನದ ಪರಮಗುರಿಯನ್ನಾಗಿಸಿಕೊಂಡು , ಮಾನವೀಯತೆಯನ್ನು ಮರೆತಿರುವ ಮನುಕುಲಕ್ಕೆ ಈ ಕಥೆ ಮುಡಿಪು...


ಕೊಂಚ ಆಲೋಚಿಸಿ ನೋಡಿ●
"ಕೆಲವರು ಜಗಳವಾದ ತಕ್ಷಣ ಕ್ಷಮೆಯನ್ನು ಕೇಳುತ್ತಾರೆ
ಇದರರ್ಥ
ಅವರಿಗೆ ಬೇರೆಯಾರೂ ಸಿಗಲ್ಲ, ಅಥವಾ ತಪ್ಪು ಅವರದ್ದೇ
ಅಂತರ್ಥವಲ್ಲ ಬದಲಾಗಿ ಅವರು ಸಂಭಂದಕ್ಕೆ ಹೆಚ್ಚು ಬೆಲೆ
ಕೊಡುತ್ತಾರೆ ಅಂತರ್ಥ"

● ಕೊಂಚ ಆಲೋಚಿಸಿ ನೋಡಿ●
"ಕೆಲವರು ನಿಮಗೆ ಸಹಾಯಮಾಡಲು ಕರೆಯದೆ ಓಡಿಬಂದು
ಸಹಾಯ ಮಾಡುತ್ತಾರೆಂದರೆ ಇದರರ್ಥ ಅವರಿಗೆ ಬೇರೆ
ಕೆಲಸವಿಲ್ಲ ಅಂತರ್ಥವಲ್ಲ.
ಅವರಿಗೆ ನೋವಿನ ಬೆಲೆ, ಮಾನವೀಯತೆಯ ಬೆಲೆ ತಿಳಿದಿರುತ್ತೆ
ಅಂತರ್ಥ"

ಕೊಂಚ ಆಲೋಚಿಸಿ ನೋಡಿ●

"ನಿಮ್ಮಲ್ಲಿ ಕೆಲವರು ಪಾರ್ಟಿ ಕೊಟ್ಟು ಬಿಲ್ ಅನ್ನು ಅವರೇ
ಯಾವಾಗಲೂ ಕೊಡುತ್ತಾರೆ ಅಂದರೆ ಅವರಲ್ಲಿ
ಬೇಕಾದಷ್ಟು ಹಣ ಇದೆ ಅಂತ ಅರ್ಥವಲ್ಲ ಬದಲಾಗಿ
ಸ್ನೇಹಕಿಂತ / ಸಂಭಂಧಕ್ಕಿಂತ
ಹಣ ದೊಡ್ಡದಲ್ಲ ಅಂತ ಅವರ ಮನಸಲ್ಲಿರುತ್ತೆ"

ಕೊಂಚ ಆಲೋಚಿಸಿ ನೋಡಿ●
"ಕೆಲವರು ಯಾವಾಗಲು ನಿಮಗೆ ಮೆಸೇಜ್
ಮಾಡುತ್ತಾರೆಂದರೆ
ಕಾಲ್ ಮಾಡುತ್ತಿರುತ್ತಾರೆ ಅಂದರೆ ಅವರು
ಯಾವಾಗಲು ಫ್ರೀ ಇರುತ್ತಾರೆ ಅಂತರ್ಥವಲ್ಲ ಬದಲಾಗಿ
ಅವರು ಎಷ್ಟೇ ಬ್ಯುಸಿ ಇದ್ದರು ತಮ್ಮ ಹೃದಯದಲ್ಲಿದ್ದವರಿ
ಗೆ ಸಮಯವನ್ನು ನೀಡಲು ಬಯಸುತ್ತಾರೆ ಅಂತರ್ಥ"

● ಕೊಂಚ ಆಲೋಚಿಸಿ ನೋಡಿ●

"ಯಾರೋ ನಿಮಗಾಗಿ ಎಷ್ಟು ಹೊತ್ತಾದರೂ ಕಾಯಲು
ಸಿದ್ದರಿದ್ದಾರೆ ಎಂತಾದರೆ
ಅವರಿಗೆ ಮಾಡಲು ಬೇರೆ ಏನೂ ಕೆಲಸವಿಲ್ಲ ಎಂದರ್ಥವಲ್ಲ.
ಅವರ ದೃಷ್ಟಿಯಲ್ಲಿ ನಿಮಗಿಂತ
ಮಹತ್ವದ್ದು ಬೇರೇನೂ ಇಲ್ಲ ಎಂದರ್ಥ

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Sea waves are really inspiring,
Not because,.
they rise and fall,
but because,,, ...
each time they fall, they never fail to rise.."?
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One man entered bank with a gun and 2 lakh rupees. On entering itself he shot a bullet in the air and shouted. "If someone tries to move from their seats and try to convince  me for any Life Insurance Policy or SIP or General Insurance or Trading Account or RD or mutual fund...I'll start firing.. I came here just to deposit my money in my account." ....!! That's it!!
😂😂😂

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May it be a Machine,
Or...
Human Relationship,

'MAINTENANCE' 
is always cheaper
than REPAIR...😜

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ದೇವರಿಗೆ 
ಮೊದಲು ನೈವೇದ್ಯ 
ನಂತರ ಮoಗಳಾರತಿ 
ಪತಿ ದೇವರಿಗೆ 
ಮೊದಲು ಮoಗಳಾರತಿ" 
ನಂತರ ನೈವೇದ್ಯ.
💦💦💦💦💦
ಒಬ್ಬನು ಮಾತನಾಡಿದಾಗ ಎಲ್ಲರೂ ಕೇಳುತ್ತಾರೆoದರೆ ಅದು ಶೋಕ ಸಭೆ. ಎಲ್ಲರೂ ಮಾತನಾಡಿ ಯಾರೂ ಕೇಳಿಸಿಕೊಳ್ಳುವುದಿಲ್ಲವಲ್ಲ? ಅದು ಲೋಕಸಭೆ.
💦💦💦💦💦
ತಿoಗಳ ಮೊದಲಲ್ಲಿ salary 
ತಿoಗಳ ಕೊನೆಯಲ್ಲಿ ಸಾಲ- ರೀ !
💦💦💦💦💦
30 ವರ್ಷದ ದಾoಪತ್ಯದಲ್ಲಿ ಆಕೆ ಎoದಿಗೂ ಗಂಡನನ್ನು ಬಯ್ಯಲಿಲ್ಲ ಏಕೆoದರೆ ಪ್ರಾಣಿದಯಾ ಸoಘದ ಸದಸ್ಯೆಯಾಗಿದ್ದಳು.
💦💦💦💦💦
ಅನೇಕರು ಹಣ ಗಳಿಸಲು ಆರೋಗ್ಯ ಹಾಳು ಮಾಡಿಕೊಳ್ಳುತ್ತಾರೆ, ನoತರ ಆರೋಗ್ಯ ಸುಧಾರಿಸಿಕೊಳ್ಳಲು ಹಣ ಖರ್ಚ್ ಮಾಡುತ್ತಾರೆ.
💦💦💦💦💦
ದೇವಾಸ್ಥಾನದಲ್ಲಿ ಎಲ್ಲ ಗಂಡoದಿರೂ ಹೆoಡತಿ ಹೆಸರಿನಲ್ಲೇ ಮoಗಳಾರತಿ ಮಾಡಿಸುತ್ತಾರೆ. ಏಕೆoದರೆ ಅವರಿಗೆ ಮನೆಯಲ್ಲಿಯೇ ಆಗಿರುತ್ತದೆ.
💦💦💦💦💦
50 kg ಅಕ್ಕಿ ಹೊರುವ ಒಬ್ಬ ಬಡವನಿಗೆ ಅದನ್ನು ಖರೀದಿಸುವಷ್ಟು ಶಕ್ತಿ ಇರೋಲ್ಲ. ಆದರೆ ಅದನ್ನು ಖರೀದಿಸುವ ಶ್ರೀಮoತನಿಗೆ ಅದನ್ನು ಹೊರುವ ಶಕ್ತಿ ಇರೋಲ್ಲ. ಎoಥ ವಿಚಿತ್ರ ಅಲ್ವಾ!
💦💦💦💦💦
ಕಾಲೇಜು ಪರೀಕ್ಷೆಯಲ್ಲಿ 
ಕಾಪಿ ಹೊಡೀತಾರೆ 
ಪಾಸ್ ಆಗ್ತಾರೆ. 
ವಧು ಪರೀಕ್ಷೆಯಲ್ಲಿ ಕಾಫೀ ಕುಡೀತಾರೆ ವಾ- 
ಪಾಸ್ ಹೋಗ್ತಾರೆ.
💦💦💦💦💦
ಪ್ರತೀ ಪುರುಷನೂ ತನ್ನ ಹೆoಡತಿ ಬುದ್ಧಿವoತೆಯಾಗಿರಬೇಕು, ಸುoದರಿಯಾಗಿರಬೇಕು ಎoದು ಬಯಸುತ್ತಾನೆ. ಆದರೆ ಕಾಯ್ದೆ ಪ್ರಕಾರ ಇಬ್ಬರು ಮಡದಿಯರನ್ನು ಹೊoದುವoತಿಲ್ಲ.

💦💦💦💦💦

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👌Worth reading...this fish story

The Japanese have always loved fresh fish🐠 🐟🐠🐟

But the water close to Japan has not held many fish🐠🐟 for decades. 

So to feed the Japanese population, fishing boats got bigger and went farther than ever. 

The further the fishermen went, the longer it took to bring the fish🐠🐟🐠🐟

If the return trip took more time, the fish 🐠🐟🐠🐟 were not fresh.

To solve this problem, fish 🐠🐟 companies installed freezers on their boats. 

They would catch the fish 🐠🐟 and freeze them at sea. 

Freezers allowed the boats to go farther and stay longer. 

However, the Japanese could taste the difference between fresh and frozen fish🐠🐟 and they did not like the taste of frozen fish 🐠🐟

The frozen fish🐠🐟 brought a lower price. 

So, fishing companies installed fish tanks. 

They would catch the fish 🐠🐟 and stuff them in the tanks, fin to fin. 

After a little thrashing around, they were tired, dull, and lost their fresh-fish taste. 

The fishing industry faced an impending crisis! 

But today, they get fresh-tasting fish to Japan. 

How did they manage...? 

To keep the fish🐠🐟🐠 tasting fresh, the Japanese fishing companies still put the fish🐠🐟🐠 in the tanks but with a small shark🐋🐋

The fish🐠🐟🐠are challenged and hence are constantly on the move. 

The challenge they face keeps them alive and fresh!

Have you realized that some of us are also living in a pond but most of the time tired and dull....? 

Basically in our lives, sharks 🐋🐋 are new challenges to keep us active. 

If you are steadily conquering challenges, you are happy. Your challenges keep you energized. 

Don’t create Success and revel in it in a state of inertia.You have the resources, skills and abilities to make a difference.  

Put a shark 🐋🐋 in your tank this year and see how far you can really go....

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We will only succeed in life either by taking powerful decisions or By giving  power to OUR decisions.
😊😊😊😊😊

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SMS Jokes , funny text shares , Humour , Witty quotes , Greetings - Part 56


Honda India recalls 90,210 City & Mobilio cars to fix a fuel pipe fault.

Every time I read about a Car manufacturer recalling their faulty vehicles ....

I hope that one day

our in-laws will also 

call us, accept their mistake and
recall their product....🙏😜

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Charging Mobile at Night is a National Waste.

We have habit of keeping mobile for charging at night. After 2 hours of charging the mobile is fully charged and for the rest part of night it is connected without any purpose.  As per a recent study approximately 4 watts are consumed during this time. It looks insignificant at personal level. But see the calculation below.
4 watts x 6 hours of additional charging = 24 Watt-hours. Total active mobile users in India are 800 million. Suppose only 10 % people have this habit of night charging (actual % is much more) there are 8 crore indians doing it everyday. 8 crore × 24 Watt hour = 19.2 lakh KWhrs (units) wasted every night for no reason. 

 This is 1920 MW power. Govt needs  investment of Rs5 crore to create one MW power generation . So GOI needs investment of approxi Rs10000 crore to cater to this power need.

There could be little variation in above figures but it is still huge waste of national resource.
Think ab💡ut it. 

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😊Smile : Because it
                  makes a
                  difference ....
😫 Cry : Because
               holding back those
               emotions  is
               bad for you .... 
😃 Laugh : Because 
                     there is no
                    point in hiding
                    happiness .
😔 Apologize : Because
                         you don't
                         want to
                         loose
                        someone
                        special ....
😍 Love : Because you
                  should
                  experience
                  this feeling
                  once in your
                  lifetime .... 
☺Hug :  Because
                there's no
                better feeling
                than being
                wrapped up
                warmly by
                some one you
                love ....
😇Live : Because you
               have only one
               life and this day
               will never again 
               come back..!!!     

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ಹುಟ್ಟಿದಾಗ ಹಾಲಿನ ಬಾಟಲ್
ಶಾಲೆಲಿ ನೀರಿನ ಬಾಟಲ್
ಕಾಲೇಜ್ ನಲ್ಲಿ ಪೆಪ್ಸಿ ಕೋಕ್ ಬಾಟಲ್
ಯವ್ವನದಲ್ಲಿ ಬೀರ್ ಬಾಟಲ್
ಲವ್ ಮಾಡಿದ ದು;ಖದಲ್ಲಿ ವಿಸ್ಕಿ ಬಾಟಲ್
ವಿಸ್ಕಿ ಕುಡಿದು ಲಿವರ್ ಫೇಲ್ ಅದ್ರೆ ಗ್ಲುಕೋಸ್ ಬಾಟಲ್
ಅಪರೇಷನ್ ಆಗ್ ಬೇಕ೦ದ್ರೆ ರಕ್ತದ ಬಾಟಲ್
ಅಕಸ್ಮಾತ್ ಜೀವ ಹೋಗೋದಾದ್ರೆ ಗ೦ಗಾಜಲದ ಬಾಟಲ್
ನೋಡಿ ಓಮ್ಮೆ ಹುಟ್ಟಿದಾಗ ಬಾಟಲ್ ಹಿಡಿದ್ರೆ ಸಾಯೋವರೆಗು
ಸಾತ್ ಕೋಡುತ್ತೆ ನೋಡ್ರಿ ಈ ಬಾಟಲ್
ಎನ್ರಿ ಈ ಬಾಟಲ್ ಮಹಿಮೆ ವ್ವಾ ವ್ವ
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Wife: (waking up from her sleep) Darling😊 just had a dream that you bought me a new year gift,
Wow it was a 
Diamond Necklace ..✨

Husband : Darling i suggest go



 back to sleep 



and wear it. ..😳😳😳💥

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ಮನಮುಟ್ಟಿದ ಸಾಲುಗಳು..
1." ನೀವೇನನ್ನು ಬಯಸುತ್ತೀರೋ 
ಅದನ್ನು ಪಡೆಯಲಾರಿರಿ. ಏನನ್ನು ಪಡೆದಿದ್ದೀರೋ ಅದನ್ನು ಅನುಭವಿಸಲಾರಿರಿ. ಏನನ್ನು ಅನುಭವಿಸುತ್ತಿದ್ದೀರೋ ಅದು ಶಾಶ್ವತವಲ್ಲ. ಯಾವುದು ಶಾಶ್ವತವೋ ಅದು ಬೇಸರ.
ಅದೇ ಬದುಕು"...
🎁😳😔😒😞
2. "ಎಲ್ಲಾ ಬೆರಳುಗಳೂ ಒಂದೇ ರೀತಿಯ ಅಳತೆಯನ್ನು ಹೊಂದಿಲ್ಲ.ಆದರೆ ಅವು ಬಗ್ಗಿ ನಿಂತರೆ ಎಲ್ಲವೂ ಒಂದೇ ಸಮನಾದೀತು. ಬದುಕಿನಲ್ಲೂ ಹಾಗೆ ನಾವು ಬಾಗುವುದಾದರೆ ಮತ್ತು ಸನ್ನಿವೇಶಗಳಿಗೆ ಹೊಂದಿಕೊಳುವುದಾದರೆ ಬದುಕು ತುಂಬಾ ಸರಳ"..

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One day all the employees reached the office and saw a big advice written on the door: Yesterday the person who has been stopping your growth in this company passed away. You are invited to join the funeral.

In the beginning, they got sad for the death of one of their colleagues, but after a while they got curious to know who was the man who stopped their growth.
Everyone thought: Well atleast the man who stopped my progress died!

One by one the thrilled employees got closer to the coffin, and when they looked inside they were speechless. They stood shocked in silence, as if someone had touched the deepest part of their soul. There was a mirror inside the coffin and everyone who looked inside could see himself. 

There was a sign next to the mirror that read:
There is only one person who is capable to set limits to your growth...It is you. You are the only person who can influence your happiness, success and realization.

Your life does not change when your boss friends or company change.....your life changes when you change...you go beyond your limiting beliefs and you realize you are the only one responsible for your life.
Its the way you face life that makes the difference!

If an egg is broken from outside force....life ends but if it is broken from inside force life begins. Great things always begin from our inside.

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Who is packing your parachute?

Air Commodore Vishal was a Jet Pilot. In a combat mission his fighter plane was destroyed by a missile. He however ejected himself and parachuted safely. He won acclaims and appreciations from many.

After five years one day he was sitting with his wife in a restaurant. A man from another table came to him and said "You're Captain Vishal ! You flew jet fighters. You were shot down!"

"How in the world did you know that?" asked Vishal.

"I packed your parachute," the man smiled and replied.
Vishal gasped in surprise and gratitude and thought if parachute hadn't worked, I wouldn’t be here today.

 Vishal couldn't sleep that night, thinking about that man. He wondered how many times I might have seen him and not even said 'Good morning, how are you?' or anything because, he was a fighter pilot and that person was just a safety worker"

So friends, who is packing your parachute?
Everyone has someone who provides what they need to make it through the day. 

We need many kinds of parachutes when our plane is shot down – we need the physical parachute, the mental parachute, the emotional parachute, and the spiritual parachute. 
We call on all these supports before reaching safety.

Sometimes in the daily challenges that life gives us, we miss what is really important.

We may fail to smile, say hello, please, or thank you, congratulate someone on something wonderful that has happened to them, give a compliment, or just do something nice for no reason.

As you go through this week, this month, this year, recognize the people who pack your parachute. 

😊 I just want to THANK everyone who packed my parachute this year one way or the other - through your words, deeds, prayers !!🙏
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👍  Inspiring Story 👍 

A famous writer was in his study room. He picked up his pen and started writing :

** Last year, I had a surgery and my gall bladder was removed. I had to stay stuck to the bed due to this surgery for a long time. 

** The same year I reached the age of 60 years and had to give up my favourite job. I had spent 30 years of my life in this publishing company. 

** The same year I experienced the sorrow of the death of my father.

** And in the same year my son failed in his medical exam because he had a car accident. He had to stay in bed at hospital with the cast on for several days. The destruction of car was another loss. 

At the end he wrote: Alas! It was such a bad year !! 

When the writer's wife entered the room, she found her husband looking sad & lost in his thoughts. From behind his back she read what was written on the paper. She left the room silently and came back with another paper and placed it on side of her husband's writing.

When the writer saw this paper, he found his name written on it with the following lines :

** Last year I finally got rid of my gall bladder due to which I had spent years in pain....

** I turned 60 with sound health and got retired from my job. Now I can utilize my time to write something better with more focus and peace.....

** The same year my father, at the age of 95, without depending on anyone or without any critical condition met his Creator....

 ** The same year, God blessed my son with a new life. My car was destroyed but my son stayed alive without getting any disability.

At the end she wrote: 

This year was an immense blessing of God and it passed well !!!

The writer was indeed happy and amazed at such beautiful and encouraging interpretation of the happenings in his life in that year !!!

Moral : In daily lives we must see that its not happiness that makes us grateful but gratefulness that makes us happy.

Think positive.....

Be happy...

Stay Blessed....
😃😃
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Happy New Year 2016


The Boarding on✈ Flight G.O.D. 2016 has been announced.......
Your luggage should only contain the best souvenirs from 2015.... The bad and sad moments should be left in the garbage....... 
The duration of the flight will be 12 months. 
So, tighten your seatbelt 
The next stop-overs will be :Health, Love, Joy, Harmony, well-being and Peace . The captain offers you the following menu which will be served during the flight....... 
A Cocktail of Friendship 
A Supreme of Health 
A Gratin of Prosperity 
A Bowl of Excellent News 📰 
A salad of Success 
A Cake of Happiness 
All accompanied by bursts of laughter.....💃😊. 
Wishing you and your family 👪 an enjoyable trip on board of flight G.O.D 2016.....👍🙏
Before Ends,
Let Me Thank All The Good People Like You ,
Who Made 2015 HAPPY AND  Beautiful For Me.
I Pray You be .

🙏Blessed With Faithful and a very happy Year A Head.

I Wish You A
Fantastic JANUARY
Lovable FEBRUARY
Marvelous MARCH
Foolish APRIL
Enjoyable MAY
Successful JUNE
Wonderful JULY
Happy AUGUST
Powerful September
Tastiest OCTOBER
Beautiful NOVEMBER
Independent DECEMBER

Have A VICTORIOUS YEAR!

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🚂👮ಪ್ರಯಾಣಿಕರ ಗಮನಕ್ಕೆ
🚉🚉🚉🚝🚝🚝🚂🚂🚂🚂
ಗಾಡಿ ಸಂಖ್ಯೆ ..... 2016 
💞
ಜನವರಿಯಿಂದ ....ಫೆಬ್ರವರಿ
🌹ಮಾರ್ಚ್🎄
🍨ಎಪ್ರಿಲ್🌿
🍀ಮೇ🌱
🌸ಜೂನ್🍃
⛅ಜುಲೈ🌺
🌹ಅಗಸ್ಟ್🍓
💞ಸಪ್ಟಂಬರ್🍑
🍀ಅಕ್ಟೋಬರ್🍨
🌸ನವೆಂಬರ್🌱
ಮಾರ್ಗದ ಮೂಲಕ......ಡಿಸೆಂಬರ್
🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀
ಗೆ ಹೋಗುವ......* ಹೊಸ ವರ್ಷ ಪ್ಯಾಸೆಂಜರ್ 
🍦🍨🎯💈💈💈💈💈💈
🙇🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🏰🏰
ಎಲ್ಲಾ ಪ್ರಯಾಣಿಕರು ಹೊಸ ವರ್ಷ ಪ್ಯಾಸೆಂಜರನ್ನು ಖುಷಿಯಾಗಿ ಹತ್ತಿರಿ
ನಿಮ್ಮ ಪಯಣ ಖುಷಿಯಾಗಿರಲಿ
🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹

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🌴HAPPY 💖NEW 💚YEAR💞

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Time has no holiday, dreams have no expiry date and life has no pause button...
Live it ! Love it !
Enjoy each and every moment of your life !! 
Save only those memories which gives twinkle in your eyes, not wrinkles on your face...!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR !!
🎈🎈😀😀
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Wish you all a very happy and god blessed new year. Let us be a shoulder to the needy, a strength to the nation, joy to the kids, kinder to the animals and a template to our family.
forget ur fear, let all dreams be clear, never put tear, please hear I want to tell u one thing in ur ear. Wishing  u & ur family a very happy healthy, peaceful  prosperous  New Year2016.

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Don't be so excited💃🏃🏼 about New Year.
Only the Dates on calendar will change.
Wife, Job.Boss.girlfriend. .crediter.Neighbours
and Targets 

will remain the same.
😂😂😂😜😜
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Wishing you all and your family a happy and prosperous new year. Have a nice year ahead 💐

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नव वर्ष की हार्दिक शुभ कामनाएँ।
नया साल आपके जीवन को खुशिओं से भर दे। आप के परिवार में सुख समृद्धि लेकर आए। इसी कामना और विश्वास के साथ पुरे परिवार को
पुनः शुभ एवं मंगल कामनाएँ।

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 。*☆∴。 。∴☆*。
 。★*゚゚*★∵★*゚゚*★。
 ☆゚   ゚☆゚     ゚☆  ★*         Happy         *★
゚☆    New Year           *
 ゚                                 *
   *★     2016    。★*
     ∵☆。  。☆
     ゚*★。。★

😊😊😊🎉🎉🎉🎁🎁🎁
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🎊🎉ɹɐəʎ ʍəu ʎddɐɥ ʎɹəʌ ɐ noʎ ɥsıʍ🎉🎊

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Wishing you all a very happy and a prosperous new year. May this new year bring you lots of happiness and success. And may this 2016 bring  you good health and healthy wealth.

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