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SMS Jokes , funny text shares , Humour , Witty quotes , Greetings - Part 72

Super Joke:
Teacher: Tel me opposite words...
Teacher: cool
Gunda: hot Teacher: girl Gunda: Boy Teacher: india Gunda: Pakistan Teacher: good keep it up Gunda: bad put it down Teacher: stop it Gunda: start that Teacher: idiot getout Gunda: clever come in Teacher: oh my god Gunda: oh ur devil Teacher: Yappa sako Gunda: Yavva beko 😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆


Experiences are
neither favourable
nor unfavourable.
Each experience
prepares you
for the next challenge.


My friend invited me to his home for Pooja, and I sat at the front row.

When it was time for offering, the offering plate was passed around. Despite the Priest 's call for good offering, I still hurriedly and secretly pulled out an old worn out note of Rs 5 from my pocket and dropped it. Just then, the person behind me tapped me on the shoulder and handed me a Rs1000 note. I smiled, so generous. Then majestically, I looked around and put the Rs1000 in the plate and passed it on. Then I turned and thanked the man seriously for being so generous. He replied "don't mention'' be more careful next time, it fell from your pocket" 

Whaaaat!!!!!???????......." 😳😳😂😂😂


A Hindu saint who was visiting river Ganges to take bath found a group of family members on the banks, shouting in anger at each other. He turned to his disciples smiled 'n asked.

'Why do people shout in anger shout at each other?'

Disciples thought for a while, one of them said, 'Because we lose our calm, we shout.'

'But, why should you shout when the other person is just next to you? You can as well tell him what you have to say in a soft manner.' asked the saint

Disciples gave some other answers but none satisfied the other disciples.
Finally the saint explained, .

'When two people are angry at each other, their hearts distance a lot. To cover that distance they must shout to be able to hear each other. The angrier they are, the stronger they will have to shout to hear each other to cover that great distance.

What happens when two people fall in love? They don't shout at each other but talk softly, Because their hearts are very close. The distance between them is either nonexistent or very small...'

The saint continued, 'When they love each other even more, what happens? They do not speak, only whisper 'n they get even closer to each other in their love. Finally they even need not whisper, they only look at each other 'n that's all. That is how close two people are when they love each other.'

He looked at his disciples and said.

'So when you argue do not let your hearts get distant, Do not say words that distance each other more, Or else there will come a day when the distance is so great that you will not find the path to return.'


Author and lecturer, Leo Buscaglia, once talked about a contest he was asked to judge.

The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child.

The winner's were:

1.  A four-year-old child, whose next door neighbour was an elderly gentleman, who had recently lost his wife.
Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old man's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there.
When his mother asked him what he had said to the neighbour, the little boy just said: 'Nothing, I just helped him cry.'

2.  Students, of class one in a school, were discussing a student's family picture. One little boy in the picture had a hair colour, different from the other family members.
One of the other students suggested that he was adopted.

A little girl said: 'I know all about
adoption, bcoz I was adopted..'

'What does it mean to be adopted ?', asked another child.

'It means', said the girl, 'that you grew in your mommy's heart, instead of her tummy.!'

3. Whenever I'm disappointed with my spot in life, I stop and think about little Jamie Scott.
Jamie was trying out for a part in the school play.
His mother told me that he'd set his heart on being in it, though she feared he would not be chosen..
On the day the parts were awarded, I went with her to collect him after school.
Jamie rushed up to her, eyes shining with pride and excitement..  'Guess what, Mom,' he shouted, and then said those words that will remain a lesson to me..: 'I've been chosen to clap and cheer.'

4.   An eye witness account from New York City , on a cold day in December.
A little boy, about 10-years-old, was standing before a shoe store on the road, barefooted, peering through the window, and shivering
with cold.

A lady approached the young boy and said: 'My, but you're in such deep thought staring in that window!'
The boy replied:'I was asking God to give me a pair of shoes.'

The lady took him by the hand, went into the store, and asked the clerk to get half a dozen pairs of socks for the boy.
She then asked if he could give her a basin of water and a towel.
He quickly brought them to her.

She took the little fellow to the back
part of the store and, removing her gloves, knelt down, washed his little feet, and dried them with the towel. 

By this time, the clerk had returned with the socks.
Placing a pair upon the boy's feet, she purchased him a pair of shoes..

She tied up the remaining pairs of socks and gave them to him. She patted him on the head and said, 'No doubt, you will be more comfortable now..'

As she turned to go, the astonished kid caught her by the hand, and looking up into her face, with tears
in his eyes, asked her:

'Are you God's wife.........?'


What we desire is not always what we Get... 
But unknowingly many times we get things much more than what we Expect... 
These are called Blessings...


"If your eyes are positive you will love the world and if your tongue is positive the world will love you."

Every Situation has three Dimensions.
My Views,
Your Views,
The Truth.
Success goes with the one
who follows the Third Dimension..!


A man who has gone out of his town comes back and finds that his house is on fire.

It was one of the most beautiful houses in the town, and the man loved the house the most! Many people were ready to give double price for the house, but he had never agreed for any price and now it is just burning before his eyes.

And thousands of people have gathered, but nothing can be done, the fire has spread so far that even if you try to put it out, nothing will be saved. So he becomes very sad.

His son comes running and whispers something in his ear: 

"Don't be worried. I sold it yesterday and at a very good price ― three times.The offer was so good I could not wait for you. Forgive me."

Father said, "thank God, it's not ours now!"  Then the father is relaxed and became a silent watcher, just like 1000s of other watchers.

Please think about it! Just a moment before he was not a watcher, he was attached. It is the same house....the same fire.... everything is the same...but now he is not concerned. In fact started enjoying it just as everybody else in the crowd.

Then the second son comes running, and he says to the father, "What are you doing? You are smiling ― and the house is on fire?" The father said, "Don't you know, your brother has sold it."
He said, "we have taken only advance amount, not settled fully. I doubt now that the man is going to purchase it now."

Again, everything changes!!

Tears which had disappeared, have come back to the father's eyes, his smile is no more there, his heart is beating fast. The 'watcher' is gone. He is again attached.

And then the third son comes, and he says, "That man is a man of his word. I have just come from him. He said, 'It doesn't matter whether the house is burnt or not, it is mine.
And I am going to pay the price that I have settled for. Neither you knew, nor I knew that the house would catch on fire.'" 

Again the joy is back and family became 'watchers'! The attachment is no more there.

Actually nothing is changing!

just the feeling that "I am the owner! I am not the owner of the house!" makes the whole difference.

This simple methodology of watching the mind, that you have nothing to do with it..Everything starts with a Thought !

Most of the thoughts are not yours but from your parents, your teachers, your friends, the books, the movies, the television, the newspapers. Just count how many thoughts are your own, and you will be surprised that not a single thought is your own. All are from other sources, all are borrowed ― either dumped by others on you, or foolishly dumped by yourself upon yourself, but nothing is yours.

Sow a thought, you reap an action.
Sow an act, you reap a habit.
Sow a habit, you reap a character.
Sow a character, you reap a destiny..! 


Something interesting regarding those who believe and those who don't believe in God ! Very interesting. It stimulates our lateral thinking :

This lovely parable is from "Your Sacred Self" by Dr. Wayne Dyer.

In a mother’s womb were two babies. One asked the other: “Do you believe in life after delivery?”The other replied, “Why, of course. There has to be something after delivery. Maybe we are here to prepare ourselves for what we will be later.”

“Nonsense” said the first. “There is no life after delivery. What kind of life would that be?”

The second said, “I don’t know, but there will be more light than here. Maybe we will walk with our legs and eat from our mouths. Maybe we will have other senses that we can’t understand now.”

The first replied, “That is absurd. Walking is impossible. And eating with our mouths? Ridiculous! The umbilical cord supplies nutrition and everything we need. But the umbilical cord is so short. Life after delivery is to be logically excluded.”

The second insisted, “Well I think there is something and maybe it’s different than it is here. Maybe we won’t need this physical cord anymore.”

The first replied, “Nonsense. And moreover if there is life, then why has no one ever come back from there? Delivery is the end of life, and in the after-delivery there is nothing but darkness and silence and oblivion. It takes us nowhere.”

“Well, I don’t know,” said the second, “but certainly we will meet Mother and she will take care of us.”

The first replied “Mother? You actually believe in Mother? That’s laughable. If Mother exists then where is She now?”

The second said, “She is all around us. We are surrounded by her. We are of Her. It is in Her that we live. Without Her this world would not and could not exist.”

Said the first: “Well I don’t see Her, so it is only logical that She doesn’t exist.”

To which the second replied, “Sometimes, when you’re in silence and you focus and  listen, you can perceive Her presence, and you can hear Her loving voice, calling down from above.”

May be this was one of the best explanations to the  concept of 'GOD'.


ತಂದೆ ಗಾಳಿಪಟವನ್ನು ಹಾರಿಸುತ್ತಿದ್ದರು. ಮಗ ಗಾಳಿಪಟ
ಹಾರುವುದನ್ನು ಜಾಗರೂಕತೆಯಿಂದ ನೋಡುತ್ತಿದ್ದನು.
ಸ್ವಲ್ಪ ಸಮಯದ ನಂತರ ಮಗ ಹೇಳಿದ "ಅಪ್ಪ. ಈ ದಾರದಿಂದ
ಗಾಳಿಪಟವು ತುಂಬ ಮೇಲೆ ಹೋಗುವುದಿಲ್ಲ."
ಇದನ್ನು ಕೇಳಿಸಿಕೊಂಡು, ಆ ತಂದೆಯು ನಗುತ್ತಾ
ಗಾಳಿಪಟದ ದಾರವನ್ನು ಕತ್ತರಿಸಿದರು. ಗಾಳಿಪಟವು
ತುಂಬ ಮೇಲೆ ಹೋಗಿ ನಂತರ ನೆಲದ ಮೇಲೆ ಬಿದ್ದಿತು.
ಮಗುವಿಗೆ ಬಹಳಷ್ಟು ಬೇಸರವಾಯಿತು ಮತ್ತು ಅಳಲು
ತಂದೆಯು ಮಗುವಿನ ಮುಂದೆ ಕುಳಿತು ತಾಳ್ಮೆಯಿಂದ
"ಮಗು, ನಾವು ನಮ್ಮ ಜೀವನದಲ್ಲಿ ಅತ್ಯುತ್ತಮ
ಮಟ್ಟದಲ್ಲಿ ಗಾಳಿಪಟದಂತ್ತಿದ್ದಾಗ ನಮ್ಮ ಮನೆ,
ಕುಟುಂಬ, ಸಂಸ್ಕೃತಿ ಮತ್ತು ಸ್ನೇಹಿತರು ಆ ಯಶಸ್ಸಿನ
ಗಾಳಿಪಟದ ದಾರದಂತಿರುತ್ತಾರೆ, ನಾವು ದಾರದಿಂದ
(ಸಂಭಂದಗಳಿಂದ) ಮುಕ್ತರಾದರೆ ಇನ್ನೂ ಹೆಚ್ಚಿನ
ಯಶಸ್ಸನ್ನು ಗಳಿಸಬಹುದೆಂದು ಯೋಚಿಸುತ್ತೇವೆ, ಆದರೆ
ನಾವು ಅಲ್ಲಿ ನೆನಪಿನಲ್ಲಿ ಇಟ್ಟಿಕೊಳ್ಳಬೇಕಾದ
ಅಂಶವೆಂದರೆ ಆ ಸಂಭಂದಗಳೆಂಬ ದಾರವನ್ನು ತೊರೆದಲ್ಲಿ
(ಕತ್ತರಿಸಿದಲ್ಲಿ) ಸ್ವಲ್ಪ ಮೇಲೆ ಹೋಗುತ್ತೇವೆ ಆದರೆ
ಖಂಡಿತವಾಗಿಯು ಕೊನೆಗೆ ನಾವು ನೆಲ ಕಚ್ಚುತ್ತೇವೆ.
ನೆನಪಿಡು ಮಗು. ಮೇಲೆ ಹೋಗುವುದು ಸುಲಭ ಆದರೆ
ಅಲ್ಲೇ ಸ್ಥಿರವಾಗಿ ನಿಲ್ಲವುದು ಬಹಳ ಕಷ್ಟ. ಮತ್ತು ನಮ್ಮ
ಮನೆ, ಕುಟುಂಬ, ಸ್ಹೇಹಿತರು ಹಾಗೂ ನಮ್ಮ ಸಂಸ್ಕೃತಿ
ನಮ್ಮನ್ನು ಯಶಸ್ಸಿನ ಮೇಲಿನ ಹಂತದಲ್ಲೆ ಇರಲು
ಸಹಕರಿಸುತ್ತವೆ,ನಾವು ಅವುಗಳಿಂದ ದೂರಾಗಲು
ಯತ್ನಿಸಿದಾಗ ಈ ಗಾಳಿಪಟದಂತೆಯೆ ನಮ್ಮ


"ಎಂದಿಗೂ ನಮ್ಮ ಸಂಸ್ಕೃತಿ, ಕುಟುಂಬ ಮತ್ತು ನಮ್ಮ
ಸಂಭಂದಗಳನ್ನು ತೊರೆಯಬಾರದು,

ಆ ಸಂಭಂದಗಳೇ ನಮ್ಮ ದಾರ.

ಜೀವನದ ಈ ಸೂತ್ರವೇ ಸುಂದರ.


ಮಜ್ಜಿಗೆ ಮಹಿಮೆ , Butter Milk significance

ದಿನಾಂತೇ ಚ ಪಿಬೇದ್‌ದುಗ್ಧಂ ನಿಶಾಂತೇ ಚ ಪಿಬೇತ್ವಯಃ| ಭೋಜನಾಂತೇ ಪಿಬೇತ್ತಕ್ರಂ ಕಿಂ ವೈದ್ಯಸ್ಯ ಪ್ರಯೋಜನಮ್...

ಇದರರ್ಥ ಸಾಯಂಕಾಲ(ಮಲಗುವ ಮುನ್ನ) ಹಾಲು ಕುಡಿದರೆ, ಬೆಳಿಗ್ಗೆ (ಎದ್ದ ಮೇಲೆ ಮುಖ ತೊಳೆದುಕೊಂಡು) ನೀರು ಕುಡಿದರೆ, ಊಟದ ಕೊನೆಯಲ್ಲಿ ಮಜ್ಜಿಗೆ ಕುಡಿದರೆ ವೈದ್ಯನಿಗೇನು ಕೆಲಸ?

ಹಾಲು, ನೀರಿನ ಹಾಗೆಯೇ ಮಜ್ಜಿಗೆ ಕೂಡ ನಮ್ಮ ಆರೋಗ್ಯವನ್ನು ಕಾಪಿಡಲು ನೆರವಾಗುತ್ತದೆ. ಹಾಲಿಗೆ ಹೋಲಿಸಿದರೆ, ಮಜ್ಜಿಗೆಯಲ್ಲಿ ಅರ್ಧದಷ್ಟು ಕಡಿಮೆ ಕ್ಯಾಲರಿ ಹಾಗೂ ಮುಕ್ಕಾಲು ಅಂಶ ಕಡಿಮೆ ಕೊಬ್ಬಿನಂಶವಿದೆ.  ಮೊಸರಿನಲ್ಲಿ ಅಧಿಕ ಪ್ರಮಾಣದಲ್ಲಿ ಕೊಬ್ಬಿನ ಅಂಶ ಇರುತ್ತದೆ. ಆದರೆ ಮೊಸರಿನಿಂದ ಬೆಣ್ಣೆ ತೆಗೆದು ಮಜ್ಜಿಗೆ ಮಾಡುವುದರಿಂದ ಕ್ಯಾಲರಿ, ಕೊಬ್ಬಿನ ಅಂಶ ತೀರಾ ಕಡಿಮೆ.

ಮಜ್ಜಿಗೆಯು ಕಷಾಯ ಹಾಗೂ ಅಮ್ಲರಸ ಹೊಂದಿದ್ದು, ಲಘು ಗುಣದಿಂದಾಗಿ ಸುಲಭವಾಗಿ ಜೀರ್ಣ ಹೊಂದುತ್ತದೆ. ಬೇಸಿಗೆಯಲ್ಲಂತೂ ಮಜ್ಜಿಗೆಯನ್ನು ನೆನೆಸಿಕೊಂಡರೆನೇ ‘ಆಹಾ!’ ಎನ್ನುತ್ತೇವೆ. ಮಜ್ಜಿಗೆ ಕೇವಲ ದಾಹವನ್ನು ತಣಿಸುವುದಷ್ಟೇ ಅಲ್ಲ, ಇದರಿಂದ ಹಲವು ಪ್ರಯೋಜನಗಳೂ ಇವೆ.

*ಮಜ್ಜಿಗೆ ಸೇವನೆಯಿಂದ ತೆರೆದ ಗಾಯ, ಬಾಯಿಹುಣ್ಣು, ರಕ್ತಸ್ರಾವದಂಥ ರೋಗಗಳು ಬಹುಬೇಗ ಗುಣವಾಗುತ್ತವೆ. ಆದ್ದರಿಂದಲೇ ಆಯುರ್ವೇದ ಚಿಕಿತ್ಸೆಗಳಲ್ಲಿ, ಚರ್ಮರೋಗದಿಂದ ಬಳಲುತ್ತಿರುವವರಿಗೆ ತಕ್ರಧಾರ ಎಂಬ ಪಂಚಕರ್ಮ ಚಿಕಿತ್ಸೆಗೆ ಮಜ್ಜಿಗೆ ಬಳಸಲಾಗುವುದು.

*ಮಜ್ಜಿಗೆಯಲ್ಲಿ ಆರೋಗ್ಯಕ್ಕೆ ಅಗತ್ಯವಿರುವ ಖನಿಜಾಂಶಗಳು ಅಧಿಕವಾಗಿವೆ. ಅನಿಮಿಯಾ, ಮಾನಸಿಕ ಒತ್ತಡ ಹಾಗೂ ಧಾತುಗಳ ಬೆಳವಣಿಗೆಗೆ ಅಗತ್ಯವಿರುವ ವಿಟಮಿನ್ ಬಿ 12 ಇದರಲ್ಲಿ ಹೇರಳವಾಗಿದೆ.

*ಅಜೀರ್ಣ, ಹೊಟ್ಟೆನೋವು ಕಂಡುಬಂದರೆ ಅರ್ಧ ಲೋಟ ಹುಳಿ ಮಜ್ಜಿಗೆಗೆ ಇಂಗು, ಉಪ್ಪು ಬೆರೆಸಿ ಕುಡಿದರೆ ಕೆಲವೇ ಹೊತ್ತಿನಲ್ಲಿ ಹೊಟ್ಟೆನೋವು ಉಪಶಮನವಾಗುತ್ತದೆ.

*ಮಜ್ಜಿಗೆಯಲ್ಲಿರುವ ಪೊಟಾಶಿಯಂ ಅಂಶವು ರಕ್ತದೊತ್ತಡವನ್ನು ನಿಯಂತ್ರಿಸುತ್ತದೆ.

* ಇದರಲ್ಲಿ ಕ್ಯಾಲ್ಶಿಯಂ ಹಾಗೂ ಫಾಸ್ಪರಸ್ ಅಂಶ ಹೆಚ್ಚಾಗಿದ್ದು, ಮೂಳೆಗಳಿಗೆ ಅಗತ್ಯ ಶಕ್ತಿ ನೀಡುತ್ತದೆ.

*ಮಜ್ಜಿಗೆಯು ರಕ್ತನಾಳಗಳಲ್ಲಿ ಲೇಪಿತವಾಗಿರುವ ಕೊಬ್ಬಿನಂಶ ತೆಗೆದುಹಾಕುತ್ತದೆ.

*ಮಜ್ಜಿಗೆಯು ಜಠರದ ಒಳಪದರವನ್ನು ಲೇಪಿಸಿ, ಜಠರದ ತೀಕ್ಷ್ಣ ಸ್ರಾವವನ್ನು ನಿಯಂತ್ರಿಸುತ್ತದೆ. ಹುಳಿತೇಗು, ಹೊಟ್ಟೆಹುರಿ, ಎದೆಯುರಿ ನಿವಾರಿಸುತ್ತದೆ.

*ಜಠರ ವಿಕಾರಗಳಿಗೆ  ಮಜ್ಜಿಗೆ ದಿವ್ಯೌಷಧಿ. ಬೇಧಿ, ರಕ್ತಬೇಧಿ ಹಾಗೂ ಕರುಳಿನ ವಿಕಾರಗಳಲ್ಲಿ, ಕರುಳಿನಲ್ಲಾಗುವ ವಿಪರೀತ ಒತ್ತಡವನ್ನು ಕಡಿಮೆಯಾಗಿಸಿ ಅಗತ್ಯ ನೀರಿನಾಂಶ ಹಾಗೂ ಖನಿಜಾಂಶವನ್ನು ನೀಡುತ್ತದೆ.

*ಕ್ಷಾರ ಹಾಗೂ ಕಷಾಯ  ಗುಣಗಳಿಂದಾಗಿ ಮೂಲವ್ಯಾಧಿಯಲ್ಲಿನ ಗುದಾಂಕುರವನ್ನು ನಿವಾರಿಸುತ್ತದೆ.

*ಲಿವರ್‌ನಲ್ಲಿನ ವಿಷಗುಣಗಳನ್ನು ತೆಗೆದುಹಾಕುವ ಶಕ್ತಿ ಮಜ್ಜಿಗೆಗೆ ಇದೆ.

*ಬಾರ್ಲಿ ಗಂಜಿಯನ್ನು ಮಜ್ಜಿಗೆ ಮತ್ತು ನಿಂಬೆರಸದೊಂದಿಗೆ ಸೇವಿಸಿದರೆ ರಕ್ತದೊತ್ತಡ ಮತ್ತು ತಲೆನೋವು ಗುಣವಾಗುತ್ತದೆ.

*ಮಜ್ಜಿಗೆಗೆ ಸೈಂಧವ ಉಪ್ಪು ಮತ್ತು ಹಸಿಶುಂಠಿ ರಸವನ್ನು ಬೆರೆಸಿ ಸೇವಿಸುವುದರಿಂದ ವಾಂತಿ ಕಡಿಮೆಯಾಗುತ್ತದೆ.

*ಮಜ್ಜಿಗೆ ಉತ್ತಮ ಜೀರ್ಣಕಾರಿ ದ್ರವ ಪದಾರ್ಥ. ಸಭೆ ಸಮಾರಂಭಗಳಲ್ಲಿ ಅಧಿಕ ಊಟ ಮಾಡಿ ಹೊಟ್ಟೆ ಭಾರವೆನಿಸುತ್ತಿದ್ದರೆ ಮಜ್ಜಿಗೆಗೆ ಉಪ್ಪು, ಹಸಿಮೆಣಸಿನಕಾಯಿ, ಕೊತ್ತಂಬರಿ ಸೊಪ್ಪು ಸೇರಿಸಿ ಕುಡಿದರೆ ತಿಂದ ಆಹಾರ ಜೀರ್ಣವಾಗುತ್ತದೆ.

*ಅರ್ಧ ಚಮಚ ಶುಂಠಿರಸ ಹಾಗೂ ಜೀರಿಗೆಪುಡಿಯನ್ನು ಮಜ್ಜಿಗೆಯೊಂದಿಗೆ ಸೇವಿಸಿದರೆ ಆ್ಯಸಿಡಿಟಿ, ಮಲಬದ್ಧತೆ ಹಾಗೂ ಮೂಲವ್ಯಾಧಿ ನಿವಾರಣೆಯಾಗುತ್ತದೆ.  ಚಿಟಿಕೆ ಉಪ್ಪು, ಒಂದು ಚಮಚ ಸಕ್ಕರೆಯೊಂದಿಗೆ ಒಂದು ಗ್ಲಾಸ್ ಮಜ್ಜಿಗೆ ಸೇವನೆ ಬಹಳ ಉತ್ತಮ. ಇದು ಅಗತ್ಯ ನೀರಿನಾಂಶವನ್ನು ನೀಡುತ್ತದೆ ಹಾಗೂ ಅತಿಸಾರವನ್ನು ನಿಯಂತ್ರಿಸುತ್ತದೆ. ತ್ವಚೆಯ ಕಾಂತಿಯನ್ನು ಹೆಚ್ಚಿಸಿ ಮುಪ್ಪನ್ನು ತಡೆಯುತ್ತದೆ.

*ಜೀರಿಗೆ ಪುಡಿಯನ್ನು ಮಜ್ಜಿಗೆ ಹಾಗೂ ಸ್ವಲ್ಪ ಉಪ್ಪು ಬೆರೆಸಿ ಕುಡಿದರೆ ಜೀರ್ಣಶಕ್ತಿ ಹೆಚ್ಚಿಸುತ್ತದೆ.

*ಊಟದ ಜೊತೆ ಉಪ್ಪಿನಕಾಯಿ ಇದ್ದಂತೆ ಕೊನೆಯಲ್ಲಿ ಮಜ್ಜಿಗೆ ಸೇರಿಸಿ ಊಟ ಮಾಡಿದರೆ ಹೊಟ್ಟೆಗೂ ಸುಖಕರ, ಊಟವೂ ಪೂರ್ಣವಾಗುತ್ತದೆ.

*ಸಕ್ಕರೆ ಕಾಯಿಲೆ ಇರುವವರಿಗೂ ಮಜ್ಜಿಗೆ ನೀರು ಉತ್ತಮ. ದಿನದಲ್ಲಿ ನಾಲ್ಕೈದು ಲೋಟ ಮಜ್ಜಿಗೆ ನೀರು ಕುಡಿಯುತ್ತಿದ್ದರೆ ದೇಹದ ಸ್ಥಿತಿ ಉತ್ತಮವಾಗಿರುತ್ತದೆ.

*ಡಯಟ್ ಮಾಡುವವರು ಹಣ್ಣು, ತರಕಾರಿಗಳ ಜೊತೆ ಮಜ್ಜಿಗೆಯನ್ನು ಸೇವಿಸಬೇಕು.

*ತಲೆಹೊಟ್ಟಿನ ಸಮಸ್ಯೆ ಇರುವವರು ಹುಳಿ ಮಜ್ಜಿಗೆಯನ್ನು ಕೂದಲಿನ ಬುಡಕ್ಕೆ ಸವರಿ ಎರಡು ಗಂಟೆ ಕಳೆದು ಸ್ನಾನ ಮಾಡಬೇಕು. ಹೀಗೆ ನಾಲ್ಕೈದು ಸಲ ಸ್ನಾನ ಮಾಡಿದರೆ ತಲೆಹೊಟ್ಟು ನಿವಾರಣೆಯಾಗುತ್ತದೆ.

Krishna & Mahabharatha dice game

Why did Krishna not save the Pandavas when they played dice with Duryadhana & Shakuni?
Wonderful explanation by Krishna himself: >From his childhood, Uddhava had been with Krishna, charioting him and serving him in many ways. He never asked for any wish or boon from Sri Krishna. When Krishna was at the verge of completing His Avatar, he called Uddhava and said,‘Dear Uddhava, in this avatar of mine, many people have asked and received boons from me; but you never asked me anything. Why don’t you ask something now? I will give you. Let me complete this avatar with the satisfaction of doing something good for you also’. Even though Uddhava did not ask anything for himself, he had been observing Krishna from his childhood. He had always wondered about the apparent disconnect between Krishna’s teachings and actions, and wanted to understand the reasons for the same. He asked Krishna, ‘Lord, you taught us to live in one way, but you lived in a different way. In the drama of Mahabharat, in the role you played, in your actions, I did not understand many things. I am curious to understand the reasons for your actions. Would you fulfil my desire to know?’ Krishna said, ‘Uddhava, what I told Arjuna during the war of Kurukshetra was Bhagavad Gita. Today, my responses to you would be known as ‘Uddhava Gita’. That is why I gave this opportunity to you. Please ask without hesitation.’ Uddhava starts asking – ‘Krishna, first tell me who is a real friend?’ Krishna says, ‘The real friend is one who comes to the help of his friend in need even without being called’. Uddhava: ‘Krishna, you were a dear friend of the Pandavas. They trusted you fully as Apadhbhandava (protector from all difficulties). Krishna, you not only know what is happening, but you know what is going to happen. You are a great gyani. Just now you gave the definition of a true, close friend. Then why did you not act as per that definition. Why did you not stop Dharmaraj (Yudhishtra) from playing the gambling game? Ok, you did not do it; why did you not turn the luck in favour of Dharmaraj, by which you would have ensured that dharma wins. You did not do that also. You could have at least saved Dharmaraj by stopping the game after he lost his wealth, country and himself. You could have released him from the punishment for gambling. Or, you could have entered the hall when he started betting his brothers. You did not do that either. At least when Duryodhana tempted Dharmaraj  by offering to return everything lost if he betted Draupadi (who always brought good fortune to Pandavas), you could have intervened and with your divine power you could have made the dices roll in a way that is favorable to Dharmaraj. Instead, you intervened only when Draupadi almost lost her modesty and now you claim that you gave clothes and saved Draupadi’s modesty; how can you even claim this – after her being dragged into the hall by a man and disrobed in front of so many people, what modesty is left for a woman? What have you saved? Only when you help a person at the time of crisis, can you be called ‘Apadhbandhava’.  If you did not help in the time of crisis, what is the use? Is it Dharma?’  As Uddhava posed these questions, tears started rolling from his eyes. These are not the questions of Uddhava alone. All of us who have read Mahabharata have these questions. On behalf of us, Uddhava had already asked Krishna. Bhagavan Krishna laughed. ‘Dear Uddhava, the law of this world is: ‘only the one who has Viveka (intelligence through discrimination), wins’. While Duryodhana had viveka, Dharmaraj lacked it. That is why Dharmaraj lost’. Uddhava was lost and confused. Krishna continues ‘While Duryodhana had lots of money and wealth to gamble, he did not know how to play the game of dice. That is why he used his Uncle Shakuni to play the game while he betted. That is viveka. Dharmaraj also could have thought similarly and offered that I, his cousin, would play on his behalf. If Shakuni and I had played the game of dice, who do you think would have won? Can he roll the numbers I am calling or would I roll the numbers he is asking. Forget this. I can forgive the fact that he forgot to include me in the game. But, without viveka, he did another blunder. He prayed that I should not come to the hall as he did not want me to know that through ill-fate he was compelled to play this game. He tied me with his prayers and did not allow me to get into the hall; I was just outside the hall waiting for someone to call me through their prayers.  Even when Bheema, Arjuna, Nakula and Sahadeva were lost, they were only cursing Duryodhana and brooding over their fate; they forgot to call me. Even Draupadi did not call me when Dusshasan held her hair and dragged her to fulfil his brother’s order. She was also arguing in the hall, based on her own abilities. She never called me. Finally good sense prevailed; when Dusshasan started disrobing her, she gave up depending on her own strength, and started shouting ‘Hari, Hari, Abhayam Krishna, Abhayam’ and shouted for me. Only then I got an opportunity to save her modesty. I reached as soon as I was called. I saved her modesty. What is my mistake in this situation? ‘Wonderful explanation, Kanna, I am impressed. However, I am not deceived. Can I ask you another question’, says Uddhava. Krishna gives him the permission to proceed. 'Does it mean that you will come only when you are called! Will you not come on your own to help people in crisis, to establish justice?’, asks Uddhava. Krishna smiles. ‘Uddhava, in this life everyone’s life proceeds based on their own karma. I don’t run it; I don’t interfere in it. I am only a ‘witness’. I stand close to you and keep observing whatever is happening. This is God’s Dharma’. ‘Wow, very good Krishna. In that case, you will stand close to us, observe all our evil acts; as we keep committing more and more sins, you will keep watching us. You want us to commit more blunders, accumulate sins and suffer’, says Uddhava. Krishna says.’Uddhava, please realise the deeper meaning of your statements. When you understand & realise that I am standing as witness next to you, how could you do anything wrong or bad. You definitely cannot do anything bad. You forget this and think that you can do things without my knowledge.  That is when you get into trouble. Dharmaraj’s ignorance was that he thought he can play the game of gambling without my knowledge. If Dharmaraj had realized that I am always present with everyone in the form of ‘Sakshi’ (witness), then wouldn’t the game have finished differently?’ Uddhava was spellbound and got overwhelmed by Bhakti. He said, ‘What a deep philosophy. What a great truth! Even praying and doing pooja to God and calling Him for help are nothing but our feeling / belief. When we start believing that nothing moves without Him, how can we not feel his presence as Witness? How can we forget this and act? Throughout Bhagavad Gita, this is the philosophy Krishna imparted to Arjuna. He was the charioteer as well as guide for Arjuna, but he did not fight on his own.’- Realize that Ultimate Sakshi/ Witnesser within & without you! And Merge in that God-Consciousness! Discover Thy Higher Self- The Pure Loveful & Blissful Supreme Consciousness! - Tat Tvam Asi!

SMS Jokes , funny text shares , Humour , Witty quotes , Greetings - Part 71

ನಾನು ನಾನೇ ನಾನೆನುತ್ತೆ ಕಿರಿಕೊಡದ ನೀರ್ ।
ಗಾನಗೆಯ್ವುದು ಹೆಮ್ಮೆಯಿಂ ಕಡಲ ಮರೆತು ॥
ನೂನದಿಂದೆಲ್ಲವನುವಬ್ಧಿಯೊಳಗದನಿರಿಸೆ ।
ಮೌನವದು ಮಣ್ಕರಗಿ – ಮಂಕುತಿಮ್ಮ ॥

The water in the little pot will make a lot of noise. It will sing merrily having forgotten about the ocean. The water of the ocean on the other hand will speak a lot by its silence. If you put the pot into the sea, the mud dissolves and the water from the pot will unite with water outside and become silent.” – Mankutimma


A girl at bustop spotted a handsome man and without hesitation she told " i love u"

Man placed his hand on her head: " this love and infatuation all are nothing,
Go back to ur home and study hard so that u can lead a successful life"

Man then placed a piece of paper in her hand:" i have written some wisdom for you.read before u sleep" and went away..

Girl went back to hostel with tears and before sleep she opens the paper.

"Are you blind?my wife was standing behind me..anyways this is my number call me anytime..by the way.. i love u too!"



"You can conquer almost any fear if you will only make up your mind to do so. For remember, fear doesn't exist anywhere except in the mind." 
An arrow can only be shot by pulling it backward. So when life is dragging you back with difficulties, it means that it's going to launch you into something great." 


This is a very interesting story and a lesson for men.

(To men) Please take time to ponder. 😕

(To women) Just enjoy the story. 😋

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom.

The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.

The question was: 
*What do women really want?*

Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man. And to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.

Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but first he would have to agree to her price.

The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table, and Arthur's closest friend. Young Arthur was horrified.

She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc.

He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden.

But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life. And the reservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered.

Arthur's question thus: 
"What a woman really wants?"

She said, "A woman wants to be in charge of her own life."

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth, and that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was. The neighbouring monarch granted Arthur his freedom. And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.

The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him.

The most beautiful woman he had ever seen was sitting by the bed.

The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened. The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth become her horrible and deformed self only half the time, and be the beautiful maiden the other half.

"Which would you prefer?" She asked him. "BEUATIFUL during the DAY... OR at NIGHT?"

Lancelot pondered the predicament.

During the day, he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch!


would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day? But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous moments with?

(If you are a man reading this) What would YOUR choice be?

(If you are a woman reading this) What would YOUR MAN'S choice be?

And Lancelot's choice is given below...

BUT, please make YOUR choice first before you scroll down below!


Knowing the answer the witch gave to Arthur for his question, Sir Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.

Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time, because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.

Now, what is the moral to this  

The moral is...

1. There is 'witch' in every woman, no matter how beautiful she is. It's how a man manages it

2. If you let a woman decide on her own she gives u d best. but if u force her with ur decisions she becomes a witch.

So, be careful how you treat a woman


ಪೊಲಿಟೀಕಲ್ ಲವ್ ಲೆಟರ್❤📩

ಪ್ರಿಯೆ ನೀನು 'ಬಿಜೆಪಿ' ಜೊತೆ ಸೇರಿ ನಂಗೆ 'ಹೂವು' ಕೊಟ್ರೂ ಓಕೆ🌷
'ಜೆಡಿಎಸ್' ಸೇರಿ ನಂಗೆ 'ಹುಲ್ಲು' ಕೊಟ್ರೂ ಓಕೆ...🌾
ಆದ್ರೆ ಕಾಂಗ್ರೆಸ್ ಜೊತೆ ಸೇರಿ 'ಕೈ' ಮಾತ್ರ ಕೊಡ್ಬೇಡ✋🏿


What ?? Alcohol ban in my Kerala ! This is zimbly terrible. Today I will take an otto, go to the temble and ask G od why he did thiz in hiz own kentry?? I ask all my ungles and aunthies to take all their meney and shift to Gelf and Thhubai immediately !

Enough of Sardar jokes……Mallu jokes are in town!!!!!!!!!!

1) What is the tax on a Mallu's income called?

2) Where did the Malayali study?     
In the ko-liage.

3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?
He is very bissi.

4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in Gelff.

5) Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?
To yearn meney.

6) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.                            

7) How does a Malayali spell moon?
MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen.

8) What is Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yae.

9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to America ?
He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.

10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
An Oto.

11) Where does he pray?
In a Temble, Charch and a Maask.                          

12) Who is Bruce Lee's best friend?
A Malaya-Lee of coarse.

13) Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis dont werk hard?

14) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi.

15) Why did Saddam Hussain attack Kuwait? 
He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say 'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT'.     

16) What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line?
Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders , We Are Yevery Where ".

17) Why aren't Mallus included in hockey and football teams?
Coz Whenever they get a corner, they set up a tea shop.

Now pass it on to 5 Mallus to get a free sample of  kokanet oil.                   
Pass it on 10 Mallus to get a free pack of Benana Chibbs....😋😜😝😛😙


ಮೊಬೈಲ್ ಒಂದು ದೇವಸ್ಥಾನ ಇದ್ದಂಗೆ 🏛⛪🕌

ವಾಟ್ಸಾಪ್ ಅದರಲ್ಲಿ ದೇವತೆ ಇದ್ದಂಗೆ ॐ☪✝

ಗ್ರೂಪ್ ಮಾಡಿದವರು ಪೂಜಾರಿ ಇದ್ದಂಗೆ 🔔

ಸಂದೇಶ ಕಳುಹಿಸುವವರು  ದಾನಿಗಳು ಇದ್ದಂಗೆ

ಓದಿ ಅದಕ್ಕೆ ರಿಪ್ಲೈ ಮಾಡುವವರು ಭಕ್ತರು ಇದ್ದಂಗೆ

ಬೇರೆಯವರು ಕಳುಹಿಸಿದ್ದನ್ನೆಲ್ಲ ಓದುತ್ತಾ, ತಾವು ಮಾತ್ರ ಏನನ್ನೂ ಕಳುಹಿಸದವರು ದೇವಸ್ಥಾನದಲ್ಲಿ ನಡೆಸುವ "ಅನ್ನ ಸಂತರ್ಪಣೆಗೆ" ದಿನಾ ಹಾಜರಿ ಹಾಕುವವರು ಇದ್ದಂಗೆ !   😂😂😂 


दुनिया में धोखा आम बात है।

अब Suraj को ही देख लो

आता है Kiran के साथ
रहता है Roshni के साथ

और जाता है Sandhya के साथ।

आज Varsha भड़क गयी,

 तो छिप गया कहीं जा के
Megha के साथ 



There was a small bird living in a desert. 
With no sign of greenery the bird use to hop around on the hot sand through the day. 

An angel while on his way to God saw the little bird and felt pity. 
He went and asked 
“O little bird! What are you doing in this hot desert? Can I do something for you?” 

The little bird said,
 “I am very pleased with my life, but this heat is unbearable. Both my feet are getting burnt. Only if there was a tree here, I’d be delighted”. 

Angel said,
 “Growing a tree in the middle of desert is beyond my scope. I am   going to meet God, let me speak to Him and ask if He could fulfill your desire”.

Angel asked God, if he could help the bird. God said, 
“I could grow a tree, but her destiny doesn’t allow it. And I can’t change that. However, you can give her my message, which will help her survive the heat. Ask her to hop with one foot at a time. That way she can rest the other one for a while and change foot often. This way only one of her foot will have to bear the heat and other one will be able to rest and recover. Also tell her to remember all the good
things that have happened in her life and be thankful to God for that. 

Angel came back to where the bird was and gave her this message from God.
 The bird was delighted by the idea and thanked him for the effort he made to make her comfortable.
After a few days, 
Angel was crossing the same desert and thought of checking on the little bird. 
He saw the bird sitting on big green tree, right in the middle of the desert.
 Angel was happy to see the bird in comfort but was very disappointed with God who suggested that there was no tree in this bird’s destiny. 
He went to meet God and told Him the whole story.
 God replied,
 “I never lied to you. There was no tree in the bird’s destiny. However, after you gave her my message, which asked her to be grateful to God for the kind things, she did put those words to action. She remembered every possible thing from her life and thanked God with a pure heart. I was moved with her feeling of gratitude and that’s what made me change her destiny”. 

Angel was pleased with the answer.
A small gratitude can bring so much in our lives."

Always thank God 


Stay blessed


A genie appeared in the dream of a woman. 
"Whatever you want, just ask " it said.

"My husband’s eyes should be only on me during all waking hours."

"And then ..?"

"He should not be concerned with anything else in life except me."

"And then?"

"He should never sleep without me by his side."

"And then ..?"

"When he wakes up in the morning he should only see my face first."

"And then ..?"

"He should not go anywhere without me."

"And then ..?"

"If there is even a single scratch on me, he should go crazy with grief."

"And then ..?"

"That's it."

And, bingo, the genie turned the woman into 

a Samsung 📱Android phone!😈😈😈😈


It's  Perception...


 In Washington, DC, at a Metro Station, on a cold January morning in 2007, this man with a violin played six Bach pieces for about 45 minutes.  During that time, approximately 2,000 people went through the station, most of them on their way to work.  After about 3 minutes, a middle-aged man noticed that there was a musician playing.  He slowed his pace and stopped for a few seconds, and then he hurried on to meet his schedule.

About 4 minutes later:

The violinist received his first dollar. A woman threw money in the hat and, without stopping, continued to walk.

At 6 minutes: 

A young man leaned against the wall to listen to him, then looked at his watch and started to walk again.

At 10 minutes:

A 3-year old boy stopped, but his mother tugged him along hurriedly.  The kid stopped to look at the violinist again, but the mother pushed hard and the child continued to walk, turning his head the whole time.  This action was repeated by several other children, but every parent — without exception — forced their children to move on quickly.

At 45 minutes:

The musician played continuously. Only 6 people stopped and listened for a short while.  About 20 gave money but continued to walk at their normal pace.  The man collected a total of $32.

After 1 hour: 

He finished playing and silence took over.  No one noticed and no one applauded.  There was no recognition at all. 

 No one knew this, but the violinist was Joshua Bell, one of the greatest musicians in the world.  He played one of the most intricate pieces ever written, with a violin worth $3.5 million dollars.  Two days earlier, Joshua Bell sold out a theater in Boston where the seats averaged over $100 each to sit and listen to him play the same music.

This is a true story. Joshua Bell, playing incognito in the D.C. Metro Station, was organized by the Washington Post as part of a social experiment about perception, taste and people's priorities. 

This experiment raised several questions: 

In a common-place environment, at an inappropriate hour, do we perceive beauty?

If so, do we stop to appreciate it?

Are we able to recognize talent in an unexpected context?

One possible conclusion reached from this experiment could be this:

If we do not have a moment to stop and listen to one of the best musicians in the world, playing some of the finest music ever written, with one of the most beautiful instruments ever made . . .

How many other things are we missing as we rush through life?

Enjoy life NOW . . . it has an expiry date!


Simply beautiful....
Pls take two minutes to read.

Dr. Mark, a well-known cancer specialist, was
once on his way to an important conference in another city, where he was going to be honoured by an award in the field of medical research.

He was very excited to attend the conference
and was desperate to reach as soon as possible.

He had worked long and hard on his research and felt his efforts deserved the award he was about to obtain.

However, two hours after the plane took off,
 the plane made an emergency landing at the nearest airport due to some technical snag. 

Afraid, that he wouldn't make it in time for the conference, 
Dr. Mark, immediately went to the reception counter and found that the next flight to the destination was after ten hours. 

The receptionist suggested him, to rent a car and drive down to the conference city which was only four hours drive.

Having no other choice, he agreed to the idea, despite his hatred for driving long distances.

Dr. Mark rented a car and started the journey.

Soon after he started, the weather suddenly changed and a heavy storm began. 

The pouring rain made it very difficult to see the road and missed a turn he was supposed to take.

After two hours of driving, he was convinced, he was lost. 

Driving in the heavy rain on a deserted road, feeling hungry and tired, he frantically began to look for any sign of civilization. 

After some time, he finally came across a small tattered house. 

Desperate, he got out of the car and knocked on the door. 
A lady opened the door.

He explained the situation and asked her if he could use her telephone.

However, the lady told him that she doesn't have a phone or any electronic gadget but told him to come inside and wait till the weather improved.

Hungry, wet and  exhausted, the doctor accepted her kind offer and walked in. 

The lady gave him hot tea and something to eat. He was feeling relaxed.

The lady requested him to join her for prayer. 

But, Dr. Mark smiled and said that he believed in hard work
only and told her to continue with her prayers.

Sitting on the chair,
doctor watched the woman sitting in the dim light of candles as she prayed next to what appeared to be a small baby crib.

Every time she finished a prayer, she would start another one.

Dr. felt that, the woman is in need of some help, and spoke to her as soon as she finished her prayers.

The doctor asked her, what exactly she wanted from the God, and enquired if she thought God will ever listen to her prayers.
He further asked about the small child in the crib for whom she was apparently praying.

The lady gave a sad smile and said that the child in the crib is her
son who is suffering from a rare type of cancer and there is only one doctor Mark, who can cure him but she doesn't have money to afford his fees and moreover, Dr Mark lives in another far off town. 

She said that God will certainly answer her prayer one day and will create some way out one day and added that she will not allow her fears to overcome her faith.

Stunned and speechless Dr Mark was in tears, which were rolling down his cheeks. 

He whispered, God is great !
and recollected the
sequence of events.

there was malfunction in the plane, 
a thunderstorm hit,
lost his way; 
and all this happened, because, God not only just answer her prayers, but also gave him a chance to come out of materialistic world and spare some time to help the poor hapless people, who have nothing but rich prayers !!!

Always be prepared to do, 
What God has prepared you for...

"There are no accidental things in Life" 
Everything happens for a reason...



SMS Jokes , funny text shares , Humour , Witty quotes , Greetings - Part 70

       Who says we don't exercise?

We 'Jump' to conclusions...
We 'Throw' our weight around...
We 'Twist' the truth... We 'Stretch' the lies... We 'Bend' the rules... We 'Push' our luck... We 'Lift' our egos... We 'Run' from tough situations... We are absolutely fit...!!! But still, we're fat because we eat our words so often !!


" ಕ್ಯೆಲಾಸ ದೊಡ್ಡದಲ್ಲ ಕಾಯಕ
" ಧರ್ಮ ದೊಡ್ಡದಲ್ಲ ದಯೆ 
" ಅರಿವು ದೊಡ್ಡದಲ್ಲ ಆಚಾರ
" ಅಧಿಕಾರ ದೊಡ್ಡದಲ್ಲ ಅಭಿಮಾನ 
" ಆಸ್ತಿ ದೊಡ್ಡದಲ್ಲ ಆರೋಗ್ಯ 
" ಸನ್ಮಾನ ದೊಡ್ಡದಲ್ಲ ಸಂಸ್ಕಾರ
" ಹಣ ದೊಡ್ಡದಲ್ಲ ಗುಣ    
" ಮನೆ ದೊಡ್ಡದಲ್ಲ. ಮನಸ್ಸು
" ವಿದ್ಯೆ ದೊಡ್ಡದಲ್ಲ ಅನುಭವ


Two managers were walking through a jungle. 
They saw a hungry tiger. 
One of the guys started tightening his shoe laces, getting ready to run. 
The other asked, "Do you really think you can run faster than the tiger?" 
He replied, "I don't have to run faster than the tiger; 

I just have to run 

faster than you!!" 

That's today's CORPORATE WORLD.🎊🎉💥💦💨


एक चिन्तन :-
मैंने एक फूल से कहा. ..!
कल तुम मुरझा जाओगे
फिर क्यों मुस्कुराते हो?
व्यर्थ में
यह ताजगी किसलिए लुटाते हो?
फूल चुप रहा -
इतने में एक तितली आई
पल भर आनंद लिया, उड गई,
एक भौंरा आया
गान सुनाया, सुगंध बटोरी,
और आगे बढ गया,
एक मधुमक्खी आई
पल भर भिनभिनाई
पराग समेटा,
और झूमती गाती चली गई,
खेलते हुए एक बालक ने स्पर्श सुख लिया, रूप-लावण्य निहारा,
मुस्कुराया और खेलने लग गया|
तब फूल बोला-
|| मित्र ||
क्षण भर को ही सही
मेरे जीवन ने कितनों को सुख दिया
क्या तुमने भी कभी ऐसा किया?
कल की चिन्ता में
आज के आनंद में विराम क्यो करूँ!
माटी ने जो
रूप, रंग, रस, गंध दिए
उसे बदनाम क्यो करूँ!
मैं हँसता हूँ
हँसना मुझे आता है,
मैं खिलता हूँ
खिलना मुझे सुहाता है,
मैं मुरझा गया तो क्या
कल फिर एक नया फूल खिलेगा
न कभी मुस्कान रुकी हैं,
जीवन तो एक सिलसिला है
इसी तरह चलेगा |
"जो आपको मिला है उस में खुश रहिये
और शुक्रिया कीजिए सभी का..
क्योंकि आप जो जीवन जी रहे हैं
वो जीवन कई लोगों ने देखा तक नहीं है । "
"खुश रहिये,
मुस्कुराते रहिये और अपनों को भी खुश रखिए ................................


After his father's death, the Son decided to leave his mother at old age home and visited her on and off.

Once he received a call from old age home....Mom very serious ..... please come to visit.

Son went  and saw mom very critical, on her dying bed.

He asked: Mom what can I do for you.

Mom replied... "Please install fans in the old age home, there are none.... Also put a fridge for betterment of food because many times I slept without food".

Son was surprised and asked: mom, while you were here you never complained, now you have few hours left and you are telling me all this, why?

Mom replied....."it's OK dear, I've managed with the heat, hunger & pain, but when your children will send you here, I am afraid you will not be able to manage

Truth no 1 : 
nobody is real in this world except Mother..  
Truth no. 2 : 
a poor person has no friends..  
Truth no. 3 : 
people do not like good thoughts they like good looks..  
Truth no 4 : 
people respect the money not the person..  
Truth no 5 : 
the person you love the most, will hurt you the most !    
Truth no 6 :
"Truth is Simple, But, The Moment YOU try to Explain it...
It Becomes Difficult"   
Truth no 7 :
"When you are happy you enjoy the music", but
 "when you are sad, you understand the lyrics".  
Truth no 8 : 
 IN LIFE Two things define you-
"Your patience" when you have nothing...
 "Your attitude" when you have everything...


"ಅಪ್ಪನೆಂಬ ಅದ್ಭುತ" 
ಅಮ್ಮನ ಕಂಬನಿ 
ಕಂಡಷ್ಟು ನಮಗೆ 
ಅಪ್ಪನ ಬೆವರಹನಿ 
ಕಾಣುವುದೇ ಇಲ್ಲ..! 

ಅಪ್ಪನೆಂದರೆ ನಮ್ಮ 
ಮನೆಯ ಕಾಮಧೇನು ! 
ಬೇಡಿದ್ದೆಲ್ಲ ನೀಡಲೇ 
ಬೇಕಾದ ಕಲ್ಪವೃಕ್ಷ ! 

ಅಪ್ಪ ಅತ್ತಿದ್ದು.. 
ಕಂಡವರು ಕಡಿಮೆ ! 
ಅಪ್ಪ ನೋವುಗಳಿಲ್ಲದ 
ಸಮಚಿತ್ತ ಸರದಾರ ! 

ಹಬ್ಬ ಸಂತಸಗಳಲಿ 
ರೇಷ್ಮೆಸೀರೆ ಹೊಸಬಟ್ಟೆ 
ತೊಡಿಸಿ ಸಂಭ್ರಮಿಸುವ 
ಅಪ್ಪನುಡುಗೆ ಗಮನಿಸಿದವರಾರು?! 

ಧರೆಯ ನಿತ್ಯ ಪೊರೆವ 
ಅಂಬರದಂತೆ ತಂದೆ 
ಸತಿಸುತರ ಹಗಲಿರುಳು 
ಕಾಯ್ವ ವಾತ್ಸಲ್ಯಧಾರೆ ! 

ಅಮ್ಮನ ಮಡಿಲಿಂದ 
ಕೈಹಿಡಿದು ನಮ್ಮನ್ನೆಲ್ಲ 
ಹೆಗಲಿಗೇರಿಸಿ ಲೋಕ 
ತೋರಿಸಿದ ಮಾರ್ಗದರ್ಶಕ ! 

ನೋವು-ಬೇವು ನಿರಾಸೆ 
ಹಾಲಾಹಲವನೆಲ್ಲ ನುಂಗಿ 
ನಗುವ ನೀಲಕಂಠ ! 

ಅಮ್ಮನೆಂದರೆ ಮಮತೆ ! 
ಅಪ್ಪನೆಂದರೆ ಭದ್ರತೆ ! 
ಸದಾ ಮಡದಿ-ಮಕ್ಕಳ 
ಮುಡುಪಿಟ್ಟು ಬೆಳಗುವ 
ಕರ್ಪೂರದ ಹಣತೆ !
ಹಬ್ಬಕ್ಕೆ  ಹೊಸ ಬಟ್ಟೆ ಕೊಡಿಸಿ
ಸಂಬ್ರಮಿಸುತಿದ್ದ ಅಪ್ಪನ ತೊಗಲ ಮೇಲಿದ್ದ
ಹರಿದ ಬನಿಯನ್    
ಯಾರಿಗೂ ಕಾಣಲೇಯಿಲ್ಲ

ಹೊಸ ಚಪ್ಪಲಿ ಶೂ ಹಾಕಿಸಿ 
ಶಾಲೆಗೆ ಕಳಿಸುವಾಗ
ಅಪ್ಪನ ಅವಾಯಿ ಚಪ್ಪಲಿ 
ಎಂದೋ ಹರಿದು ಹೋದದ್ದು 
ಗೊಚರಿಸಲೇ ಇಲ್ಲ

ಕೂಡಿ ಉಣುವಾಗ ಎಲ್ಲರಿಗೂ ತೃಪ್ತಿಯಾಗಲಿ 
ಎಂದು ಅರ್ಧ ಹೊಟ್ಟೆಯಲ್ಲೇ ಕೈತೊಳೆದ 
ಅಪ್ಪನ ಹಸಿವು ತಿಳಿಯಲೇ ಇಲ್ಲ

ಮಗಳು ತವರು ಬಿಡುವಾಗ
ಅಮ್ಮನ ಕಣ್ಣೀರ ಮುಂದೆ
ಅಪ್ಪನ ಗಟ್ಟಿ ಎದೆ ಬಿರಿದು ಮೌನವಾದದ್ದು 
ಗೊತ್ತಾಗಲೇ ಇಲ್ಲ 

ಅವ್ವನ ಮಮತೆಯ ಹೊರತೆಯಲಿ 
ಅಪ್ಪನ ಬೆವರು ಉಕ್ಕಿದ್ದು 
ತಿಳಿಯಲೇ ಇಲ್ಲ 
ಎದೆಯಾಳದ ಬಿಗಿತ
ಗೊಚರಿಸಲೇ ಇಲ್ಲ

ಅಪ್ಪಾ ಯು.ಆರ್ ಗ್ರೇಟ್.


Baby giraffes never go to school. But they learn a very important lesson rather early in life. A lesson that all of us would do well to remember.

The birth of a baby giraffe is quite an earth-shaking event. The baby falls from its mother's womb, some eight feet above the ground. It shrivels up and lies still, too weak to move.

The mother giraffe lovingly lowers her neck to smooch the baby giraffe. And then something unbelievable happens. She lifts her long leg and kicks the baby giraffe, sending it flying up in the air and tumbling down on the ground.

As the baby lies curled up, the mother kicks the baby again and again until the baby giraffe, still trembling and tired, pushes its limbs and for the first time learns to stand on its feet.

Happy to see the baby standing on its own feet, the mother giraffe comes over and gives it yet another kick. The baby giraffe falls one more time, but now quickly recovers and stands up.

Mama Giraffe is delighted. She knows that her baby has learnt an important lesson:

Never mind how hard you fall, always remember to pick yourself up and get back on your feet.

Why does the mother giraffe do this? She knows that lions and leopards love giraffe meat. So unless the baby giraffe quickly learns to stand and run with the pack, it will have no chance of survival


A flower doesn't think of competing with the flower next to it. 
It just blooms....

Living with God is true Education, 
Living for God is true Devotion,
Living in God is true Spirituality...

📎 1). PRAYER is not a "spare wheel" that YOU PULL OUT when IN trouble, but it is a "STEERING WHEEL" that DIRECT the RIGHT PATH THROUGHOUT LIFE. 


📎3). FRIENDSHIP is like a BOOK. It takes a FEW SECONDS to BURN, but it TAKES YEARS to WRITE.

📎4). All THINGS in LIFE are TEMPORARY. If they are GOING WELL, ENJOY them, they WILL NOT LAST FOREVER. If they are going wrong, don't WORRY, THEY CAN'T LAST LONG EITHER. 


📎6). Often when WE LOSE HOPE and THINK this is the END, GOD SMILES from ABOVE and SAYS, "RELAX, SWEETHEART; it's JUST a BEND, NOT THE END!" 





ಕೊಲ್ಲೂರು ಮೂಕಾಂಬಿಕೆ - ಒಮ್ಮೆ ಹೋಗಿ ಬನ್ನಿ

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ಸಾವಿರಾರು ವರ್ಷದಿಂದ ಸತತವಾಗಿ ಕನ್ನಡಿಗರು ಪೋಷಿಸಿಕೊಂಡು ಬಂದಿರೋ ದೇವಸ್ಥಾನ ಇದು ನಮ್ಮ ಕರ್ನಾಟಕದ ಪಶ್ಚಿಮ ಘಟ್ಟದ ತಪ್ಪಲಲ್ಲಿರುವ ಪ್ರಸಿದ್ಧ ಪುಣ್ಯ ಕ್ಷೇತ್ರ ಕೊಲ್ಲೂರು ಮೂಕಾಂಬಿಕೆ. ಪಾರ್ವತಿ, ಸರಸ್ವತಿ ಹಾಗೂ ಲಕ್ಷ್ಮಿಯ ಸ್ವರೂಪವಾದ ಮೂಕಾಂಬಿಕೆಯ ದರ್ಶನ ಪಡೆಯುವುದಕ್ಕೆ ಲಕ್ಷಗಟ್ಟಲೆ ಜನ ಕರ್ನಾಟಕ, ಕೇರಳ ಮತ್ತು ತಮಿಳುನಾಡು, ಮಹಾರಾಷ್ಟ್ರ ಮತ್ತು ಗೋವಾ ಕಡೆಯಿಂದ ಬರ್ತಾರೆ. ಸುಂದರ ಪರಿಸರದ ಮಧ್ಯೆ ಇರೋ ಈ ದೇವಾಲಯಕ್ಕೆ ಇರೋ ಪುರಾತನ ಹಿನ್ನಲೆ ಏನು, ಅಲ್ಲಿಯ ವಿಶೇಷತೆ ಏನು ಅಂತ ಗೊತ್ತೇ... 1. ಕೊಲ್ಲೂರು ಮೂಕಾಂಬಿಕಾ ದೇವಸ್ಥಾನ ಇರೋದು ಕೊಡಚಾದ್ರಿಯ ಹಸಿರಿನ ಮಧ್ಯೆ, ಸೌಪರ್ಣಿಕಾ ನದಿ ತೀರದಲ್ಲಿ ಕನ್ನಡಿಗರು, ತುಳುವರು, ತಮಿಳರು ಮತ್ತು ಮಳಯಾಳಿಗಳ ಅರಾಧ್ಯ ದೇವತೆ, ಶಕ್ತಿದೇವತಿ ಇವಳು. ಮೂಲ 2. ಮಂಗಳೂರಿಂದ 147 ಕಿ.ಮಿ ದೂರದಲ್ಲಿದೆ ಕೊಲ್ಲೂರು ಉಡುಪಿ ಜಿಲ್ಲೆಗೆ ಸೇರಿದೆ.  ಕೊಲ್ಲೂರು ಕ್ಷೇತ್ರದ ಮೂಲ ಹೆಸರು ‘ಮಹಾರಣ್ಯಪುರ’ ಅಂತ ಇತ್ತು ಅಂತಾರೆ. ಕೊಡಚಾದ್ರಿ ಬೆಟ್ಟದಿಂದ ಪಶ್ಚಿಮ ದಿಕ್ಕಿನಲ್ಲಿ ಇಳೀಬೇಕು ಇಲ್ಲಿಗೆ ಬರಕ್ಕೆ. ಮೂಲ 3. ದೇವಸ್ಥಾನದಲ್ಲಿರೋ ಕಬ್ಬಿಣದ ಕಂಬ ಡೆಲ್ಲಿಯಲ್ಲಿರೋ ಕುತುಬ್ ಮಿನಾರ್ ಮುಂದೆ ಇರೋ ಕಂಬಕ್ಕಿಂತ 1300 ವರ್ಷ ಹಳೇದು. ಕುತುಬ್ ಮಿನಾರ್ ಮುಂದೆ ಇರೋ ಕಬ್ಬಿಣದ ಕಂಬ 1000 ವರ್ಷ ಹಳೇದಾದ್ರೆ ಕೊಲ್ಲೂರು ಮೂಕಾಂಬಿಕೆಯ ದೇವಸ್ಥಾನದ ಮುಂದೆ ಇರೋ ಧ್ವಜಸ್ಥಂಭವನ್ನ ಸ್ಥಳೀಯರು 2300 ವರ್ಷದ ಹಿಂದೇನೇ ಕಟ್ಟಿದ್ದರು. ಈಗಲೂ ಅದು ಒಂದು ಸ್ವಲ್ಪಾನೂ ತುಕ್ಕು ಹಿಡಿಯದೆ, ಹಾಳಾಗದೆ ಗಟ್ಟಿಮುಟ್ಟಾಗಿದೆ. ವಿಜ್ಞಾನಿಗಳು ಇದರ ಬಗ್ಗೆ ಸಂಶೋಧನೆ ನಡೆಸಿದ್ದಾರೆ. ಮೂಲ 4. ‘ಕೋಲ’ ಅನ್ನೋ ಹೆಸರಿನ ಮಹರ್ಷಿಯೊಬ್ಬ ಪೂಜೆ ಮಾಡ್ತಿದ್ದ ಲಿಂಗದಲ್ಲಿ ಮೂಕಾಂಬಿಕೆ ನೆಲೆಸಿದಳಂತೆ, ಅವನ ಹೆಸರಿಂದಾನೇ ‘ಕೊಲ್ಲೂರು’ ಅನ್ನೋ ಹೆಸರು ಬಂತಂತೆ ಅವನಿಂದ ಈ ಜಾಗಕ್ಕೆ ಕೋಲಾಪುರ ಅಂತ ಹೆಸರಿತ್ತು. ಕಾಲಾನಂತರ ಇದು ಕೊಲ್ಲೂರು ಆಯ್ತು. ಕೋಲ ಮಹರ್ಷಿ ತನ್ನ ಆಶ್ರಮದ ಹಸುವೊಂದು ಪ್ರತಿನಿತ್ಯ ಒಂದು ಲಿಂಗಕ್ಕೆ ಹಾಲು ಸುರಿಸುವುದನ್ನು ಕಂಡು ಆ ಲಿಂಗಕ್ಕೆ ಏನೋ ಅದ್ಭುತ ಶಕ್ತಿ ಇರ್ಬೇಕು ಅಂತ ನಂಬಿ ಆ ಲಿಂಗವನ್ನ ಪೂಜಿಸೋಕ್ಕೆ ಶುರು ಮಾಡಿದನಂತೆ. ಆಗ ಕಂಹಾಸುರನೆಂಬ ರಾಕ್ಷಸನು ತೊಂದರೆ ಕೊಡಲು ಶುರು ಮಾಡಿದ. ಜೊತೆಗೆ ಶಿವನ ಕುರಿತು ಕಠಿಣ ತಪಸ್ಸು ಮಾಡಿ ಇನ್ನೇನು ವರ ಕೇಳಬೇಕು ಅನ್ನೋಷ್ಟರಲ್ಲಿ ಕೋಲ ಮಹರ್ಷಿಯ ಕೋರಿಕೆಯಂತೆ ಮಹಾದೇವಿ ಅವನ ನಾಲಿಗೆಯ ಮೇಲೆ ಕೂತು ಅವ ಮೂಕನಾಗುವ ಹಾಗೆ ಮಾಡುತ್ತಾಳಂತೆ. ಮಹರ್ಷಿಯ ಈ ಕುತಂತ್ರ ಮೂಕಾಸುರನಿಗೆ ಗೊತ್ತಾಗಿ ಅವನನ್ನು ಸಾಯಿಸಲು ಮುಂದಾಗುತ್ತಾನೆ. ಆಗ ದೇವಿಯು ಶಕ್ತಿಸ್ವರೂಪಿಣಿಯಾಗಿ ಮೂಕಾಸುರನ್ನ ಸಾಯಿಸಿ ಅಲ್ಲಿಯೆ ಕೋಲ ಮಹರ್ಷಿ ಪೂಜಿಸುತ್ತಿದ್ದ ಲಿಂಗದಲ್ಲಿ ನೆಲೆಸುತ್ತಾಳೆ ಎಂದು ಕಥೆ ಇದೆ. ಮೂಲ 5. ಇನ್ನೊಂದು ಪುರಾಣದ ಪ್ರಕಾರ ಕೊಲ್ಲೂರ್ನ ಕಟ್ಟಿದ್ದು ಪರಶುರಾಮ ಅಂತೆ ಪರಶುರಾಮ ತನ್ನ ಏಳು ಮುಕ್ತಿಸ್ಥಳಗಳಲ್ಲಿ ಕೊಲ್ಲೂರಿನಲ್ಲಿ ಮಾತ್ರ ಪಾರ್ವತಿಯ ವಿಗ್ರಹ ಸ್ಥಾಪಿಸಿದ್ದನಂತೆ. ಮಿಕ್ಕ ಆರು ಕ್ಷೇತ್ರಗಳಾದ ಉಡುಪಿ, ಸುಬ್ರಮಣ್ಯ, ಕುಂಬಾಶಿ, ಕೋಟೇಶ್ವರ, ಶಂಕರನಾರಾಯಣ ಮತ್ತು ಗೋಕರ್ಣಗಳಲ್ಲಿ ಗಣೇಶ, ಶಿವ ಮತ್ತು ಸುಬ್ರಮಣ್ಯನ ವಿಗ್ರಹ ಸ್ಥಾಪನೆ ಮಾಡಿದ್ದನು.ಪಾರ್ವತಿ, ಸರಸ್ವತಿ ಮತ್ತು ಲಕ್ಷ್ಮಿಯ ಅಂಶಗಳನ್ನು ಹೊಂದಿರೋ ಈ ತಾಯಿ ನಮ್ಮನ್ನು ಹರಸಲಿ, ನಮ್ಮ ಮಕ್ಕಳಿಗೆ ಎಲ್ಲಾ ಕೆಲ್ಸದಲ್ಲೂ ವೃದ್ಧಿ ತರಲಿ ಅಂತ ಲಕ್ಷಗಟ್ಟಲೆ ಜನರು ಈ ದೇವಸ್ಥಾನಕ್ಕೆ ಹೋಗುತ್ತಾರೆ. ಮೂಲ 6. ಈಗಿರೋ ಪಂಚಲೋಹದ ದೇವಿ ಮೂರ್ತೀನ ಸ್ಥಾಪಿಸಿದ್ದು ಆದಿ ಶಂಕರಾಚಾರ್ಯರು ಕೊಡಚಾದ್ರಿ ಬೆಟ್ಟದಲ್ಲಿ ಶಂಕರಾಚಾರ್ಯರು ತಪಸ್ಸು ಮಾಡಿದಾಗ ದೇವಿ ಪ್ರತ್ಯಕ್ಷಳಾಗಿ ಅವರ ಬಯಕೆಯೇನೆಂದು ಕೇಳಿದಳು. ಆಗ ಶಂಕರರು ಕೇರಳದಲ್ಲಿ ನಾನು ಹೇಳೋ ಜಾಗಕ್ಕೆ ಬಂದು ನೆಲೆಸಬೇಕು ಅಂತ ಹೇಳಿದರು. ಆಗ ದೇವಿಯು ಒಪ್ಪಿಕೊಂಡು ನಾನು ನಿನ್ನ ಹಿಂದೆ ಬರುವಾಗ ನೀನೇನಾದರೂ ಹಿಂದೆ ತಿರುಗಿ ನೋಡಿದೆಯಾದರೇ ನಾನು ಅಲ್ಲೇ ನೆಲೆಸುವೆ ಎಂದು ಸವಾಲು ಹಾಕಿದಳಂತೆ. ಆದರೆ ಶಂಕರರನ್ನು ಪರೀಕ್ಷಿಸೋ ಉದ್ದೇಶದಿಂದ ದೇವಿ ನಿಂತ್ಕೊತಾಳೆ. ತನ್ನ ಹಿಂದೆ ದೇವಿಯ ಕಾಲ್ಗೆಜ್ಜೆಗಳ ಧ್ವನಿ ಕೇಳದಾದಾಗ ಶಂಕರರು ಹಿಂದಿರುಗಿ ನೋಡಿದರು. ಹಾಗೆ ನೋಡುತ್ತಿದ್ದಂತೆ ಆ ಸ್ಥಳದಲ್ಲಿ ತನ್ನ ವಿಗ್ರಹವನ್ನು ಪ್ರತಿಷ್ಠಾಪಿಸುವಂತೆ ದೇವಿಯು ಶಂಕರರಿಗೆ ತಿಳಿಸಿದಳು.  ಮೂಲ 7. ಆದಿ ಶಂಕರರು ಈ ದೇವಸ್ಥಾನದಲ್ಲಿರೋ ಸರಸ್ವತಿ ಮಂಟಪದಲ್ಲಿ ಕೂತ್ಕೊಂಡೇ "ಸೌಂದರ್ಯ ಲಹರಿ" ಬರೆದಿದ್ದು ಜಗಜ್ಜನನಿಯ ವಿಶ್ವರೂಪ ವರ್ಣಿಸುವ ಸೌಂದರ್ಯ ಲಹರಿಯನ್ನು ಬರೆದ್ದಿದ್ದರು. ಮೂಲ 8. ಮಂಟಪದೊಳಗಡೆ ರಾಜಾ ರವಿವರ್ಮನ ಅದ್ಭುತವಾದ ಚಿತ್ರಕಲೆ ಇದೆ 20 ದಿನ ಶ್ರೀ ಕ್ಷೇತ್ರದಲ್ಲಿ ತಂಗಿದ್ದು ತನ್ನ ಚಿತ್ರಕಲೆಯ ಅಮೋಘ ಪ್ರದರ್ಶನ ಮಾಡಿ ವಿಶ್ವವಿಖ್ಯಾತನಾಗಿದ್ದ. ಮೂಲ 9. ದೇವಸ್ಥಾನದಲ್ಲಿ ರಾತ್ರಿ ಕೊಡೋ ತೀರ್ಥ ಆರೋಗ್ಯಕರವಾದ ಒಂದು ಕಷಾಯ ಇದು ಶುಂಠಿ, ಮೆಣಸುಕಾಳು, ಏಲಕ್ಕಿ, ಲವಂಗ ಮತ್ತು ಬೆಲ್ಲ ಮೊದಲಾದವುಗಳೊಂದಿಗೆ ತಯಾರಿಸಿದ್ದು ಶೀತ, ಜ್ವರಗಳಿಂದ ನರಳುತ್ತಿರುವವರಿಗೆ ತುಂಬಾ ಒಳ್ಳೆಯದೆಂದೂ ಹೇಳುತ್ತಾರೆ. ಶಂಕರಾಚಾರ್ಯರ ಕಾಲದಿಂದ ನಡೆದು ಬಂದಿದೆ ಅಂತಾರೆ. ಮೂಲ 10. ಮಕ್ಕಳಿಗೆ ಈ ಕ್ಷೇತ್ರದಲ್ಲಿ ‘ವಿದ್ಯಾರಂಬ’ ಮಾಡಿಸಿದರೆ ಚೆನ್ನಾಗಿ ಕಲೀತವಂತೆ ಸುಮಾರು ಜನ ತಮ್ಮ ಮಕ್ಕಳಿಗೆ ಮೊದಲ ಅಕ್ಷರಾಭ್ಯಾಸ ಇಲ್ಲೇ ಮಾಡ್ತಾರೆ. ಡ್ಯಾನ್ಸ್ ಮತ್ತು ಹಾಡುಗಾರಿಕೆ ಕಲಿತವರು ಕೂಡ ತಮ್ಮ ಮೊದಲ ಪ್ರದರ್ಶನ ಇಲ್ಲಿಯೇ ಮಾಡ್ತಾರೆ. ಮೂಲ 11. ದೇವಸ್ಥಾನದ ವಾಸ್ತುಶಿಲ್ಪ ಕೆಳದಿ ರಾಜರ ಕಾಲದ್ದು ಕೆಳದಿಯ ಅರಸ ವೆಂಕಟಪ್ಪನಾಯಕನು ಕೊಲ್ಲೂರು ಮೂಕಾಂಬಿಕಾ ದೇವಾಲಯವನ್ನು ವಿಸ್ತಾರವಾಗಿ ಕಟ್ಟಿಸಿದ್ದಂತೆ. ಲಕ್ಷದೀಪಾರಾಧನೆ ರಥೋತ್ಸವ ಕಟ್ಟಳೆಗಳು ಸರಾಗವಾಗಿ ನಡೆಯುವಂತೆ ನಿಯಮಿಸಿದ್ದಂತೆ. ಇಕ್ಕೇರಿ ಸಂಸ್ಥಾನದವರೇ ಈಗ ದೇವಸ್ಥಾನದ ಬಾಗಿಲಲ್ಲಿರುವ ದ್ವಾರಪಾಲಕರಾದ ಜಯವಿಜಯರನ್ನು ಮಾಡಿಸಿ ಕೊಟ್ಟಿದ್ದಂತೆ. ಮೂಲ 12. ತಮಿಳುನಾಡಿನ ಮಾಜಿ ಮುಖ್ಯಮಂತ್ರಿ ಎಂ.ಜಿ.ಅರ್. ಈ ದೇವಸ್ಥಾನಕ್ಕೆ ಒಂದು ಬಂಗಾರದ ಕತ್ತಿ ಕಾಣಿಕೆಯಾಗಿ ಕೊಟ್ಟಿದಾರೆ ಅದು 1.ಕೇ. ಜಿ ತೂಕ ಹಾಗೂ 2.5 ಅಡಿ ಉದ್ದ ಇದೆ. ಮೂಲ 13. ನಮ್ಮ ಮಾಜಿ ಮುಖ್ಯಮಂತ್ರಿ ಗುಂಡೂರಾವ್‌ ಔರು ಒಂದು ಬೆಳ್ಳಿ ಕತ್ತಿ ಕೊಟ್ಟಿದಾರೆ ಮೂಲ 14. ಮೂಕಾಂಬಿಕಾ ದೇವತೆಗೆ ಬಂಗಾರದ ಮುಖವಾಡ ಮಾಡಿಸಿದ್ದು ವಿಜಯನಗರದ ಅರಸರು ಮೂಲ 15. ಜ್ಯೋತಿರ್ಲಿಂಗಕ್ಕೆ ಬಂಗಾರದ ಮುಖವಾಡ ಮಾಡಿಸಿದ್ದು ಕೆಳದಿ ಚೆನ್ನಮ್ಮ ಮೂಲ 16. ಈ ದೇವಸ್ಥಾನದಲ್ಲಿ ಬಹಳ ವಿಶೇಷವಾದ್ದೇನಪ್ಪಾ ಅಂದ್ರೆ ಇದರಲ್ಲಿ ಒಂದಲ್ಲ, ಎರಡು ಉತ್ಸವಮೂರ್ತಿಗಳು! ಬಂಗಾರದಲ್ಲಿ ಮಾಡಿರುವಂಥ, ಉತ್ಸವದಲ್ಲಿ ಬಳಸುವ ಎರಡು ಉತ್ಸವಮೂರ್ತಿಗಳನ್ನು ಈ ದೇವಸ್ಥಾನವು ಹೊಂದಿದೆ. ಮೂಲ ವಿಗ್ರಹವು ಕಳೆದುಹೋದಾಗ ಚೆನ್ನಮ್ಮ ರಾಣಿಯು ಮತ್ತೊಂದನ್ನು ಕೊಟ್ಟಿದ್ದಳಂತೆ. ಆದರೆ ಕಳೆದುಹೋದ ಉತ್ಸವಮೂರ್ತಿಯು ನಂತರ ಸಿಕ್ಕಿತ್ತಂತೆ. ಆವಾಗಿನಿಂದ ಇಲ್ಲಿ ಎರಡು ಉತ್ಸವ ಮೂರ್ತಿಗಳನ್ನು ಪೂಜಿಸುತ್ತಾರೆ. ಮೂಲ 17. ಖ್ಯಾತ ಗಾಯಕ ಯೇಸುದಾಸ್‌‌‌‌ 30 ವರ್ಷದಿಂದ ಇಲ್ಲಿ ತಮ್ಮ ಹುಟ್ಟುಹಬ್ಬದ ದಿನ ಚಂಡಿಕಾ ಯಾಗ ಮಾಡಿಸ್ತಾರೆ ಇದರ ಜೊತೆ ಕಳೆದ 14 ವರ್ಷಗಳಿಂದ ಸತತವಾಗಿ ಅಲ್ಲಿ ಸಂಗೀತೋತ್ಸವ ಮಾಡ್ಕೊಂಡು ಬಂದಿದ್ದಾರೆ. ಮೂಲ 18. ಚಂಡಿಕಾ ಹೋಮಕ್ಕೆ ಅಡ್ವಾನ್ಸ್ ಬುಕಿಂಗ್ 2 ವರ್ಷದ ಮುಂಚೆನೇ ಮಾಡಿಸ್ಬೇಕು ಈಗಾಗಲೇ ಜನವರಿ 2019ರ ತನಕ ಬುಕ್ಕಿಂಗ್ ಮುಗಿದುಹೋಗಿದೆ! ಮೂಲ 19. ದೇವಸ್ಥಾನದ ಹುಂಡೀಲಿ 1,80,000 ರೂಪಾಯಿಗಿಂತಲೂ ಜಾಸ್ತಿ ಕಲಕ್ಷನ್ ಆಗತ್ತೆ. ತಮ್ಮ ಹರಕೆ ತೀರಿದ್ದಕ್ಕೆ ಭಕ್ತರು ಲಕ್ಷಗಟ್ಟಲೆ ಬೆಲೆಬಾಳುವ ಚಿನ್ನ-ಬೆಳ್ಳಿ ಆಭರಣಗಳನ್ನು ದೇವಿಗೆ ಕಾಣಿಕೆಯಾಗಿ ಕೊಡುತ್ತಾರೆ. ಮೂಲ ಮಾರ್ಚಿ-ಏಪ್ರಿಲ್ ತಿಂಗಳಲ್ಲಿ 10 ದಿನದ ರಥೋತ್ಸವ ನಡೆಯತ್ತೆ. ಕೃಷ್ಣ ಜನ್ಮಾಷ್ಟಮಿ ಇಲ್ಲಿ ವಿಜೃಂಭಣೆಯಿಂದ ಮಾಡ್ತಾರೆ. ಸಾವಿರಾರು ವರ್ಷದಿಂದ ಈ ದೇವಿ ಕನ್ನಡಿಗರನ್ನ ಕಾಪಾಡಿಕೊಂಡು ಬಂದಿದಾಳೆ... ಒಮ್ಮೆ ಹೋಗಿ ಬನ್ನಿ...

32 interesting facts of our Mysore city

1)Mysuru is the First cleanest city in India.
2)Mysuru railway junction is cleanest railways station in India. 3)University of Mysore(first university in Karnataka),sixth university in India and It was the first university in India started by indians. 4)MMC (Mysore Medical college )1st medical college in Karnataka. 5)1st city to undertake planned development in Asia. 6)Mysuru is the Cultural capital of Karnataka. 7)Mysuru is called as the ashtanga yoga capital of India. 8)Mysuru is Famous for Mysuru Silk,Mysuru Masala Dosa, Mysuru mallige,Mysuru Pak sweet. Mysuru Beetle,Mysuru Bonda etc,... 9)World's largest corporate university (Infosys GEC) is situated in Mysuru. 10)Mysuru zoo is 2nd best zoo in Asia. 11)In 2010, the city of Mysuru became the first Wi-Fi enabled city in India,.Today, Wi-Fi enabled Mysuru is the second in the world after Jerusalem. 12)Indian election inks (marked on finger) is manufactured only in Mysuru. 13)One of four cities in INDIA where currency notes are printed. 14)2nd largest IT exporter in Karnataka after Bengaluru. 15)Mysuru Was Home To The First Private Radio Station In India. The official name of all India Radio"Akashavani is the contribution of Mysuru. 16)Mysuru's Karanji Lake's Aviary Is The Biggest 'Walk Through' Aviary In India. 17)Mysuru has India's First Intelligent Transport System. 18)St.Philomena’s Church in myusru is the India’s 2nd Tallest Church & second largest church in Asia 19)CFTRI is one and only food research organisation situated in Karnataka is in Mysuru. 20)DFRL is only one Defence food research Lab of India which is in Mysuru. 21)RMP is the only rare material plant in Karnataka after Mumbai that is in Mysuru. 22)World's largest paint manufacturing unit(Asian paints) is in Mysuru 23)One of Indian naval ship is named after Mysuru (INS Mysore) 24)Rolls Royce car company names their car collection as Rolls-Royce Bespoke Ghost Mysore. 25)India’s first toilet for transgenders was started in Mysuru. 26)Asia's first TB hospital(PKTB sanitorium) was started in mysuru. 27)The rail museum in mysuru is the second one of its kind established in india after the one at delhi. 28)Mysuru is the second fastest growing city in Karnataka after Bengaluru. 29)Mysore Zoo is the 3rd Oldest in India. 30)Venkata subba shetty of mysuru was first aeroplane builder in india. 31)Mysuru Railway Station is the First visually challenged-friendly station in India. 32)Mysuru palace is the most visited monument in india,even more than taj mahal

SMS Jokes , funny text shares , Humour , Witty quotes , Greetings - Part 69

"ಕರ್ಮಣ್ಯೇವಾಧಿಕಾರಸ್ತೆ...ಮಾ ಫಲೇಷು ಕದಾಚನಾ...."

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ಅರ್ಜುನ ಅರ್ಥವಾಗದೆ ತನ್ನ ರಣಕವಚದಲ್ಲಿ ಅಡಗಿಸಿಟ್ಟ mobile ತೆಗೆದು google sear h ಮಾಡ ತೊಡಗಿದ. ಇದನ್ನರಿತ ಕೃಷ್ಣ ನಗುತ್ತಾ mobile ಭಾಷೆಯಲ್ಲಿಯೇ ಹೇಳಿದ.. ಅರ್ಜುನ.... ಈಗ ನೀನು Whatsapp ನಲ್ಲಿ message, jokes,video ಕಳುಹಿಸುತ್ತೀಯ.... ಕಳುಹಿಸುವುದಷ್ಟೆ ನಿನ್ನ ಕೆಲಸ...ಬೇರೆಯವರು ಅದನ್ನು like👌🏻 ಮಾಡೋದು, share➡ ಮಾಡೋದು ನಿನ್ನ ಕೈಯಲ್ಲಿಲ್ಲ.ನೀನದನ್ನು ಅಪೇಕ್ಷಿಸಲೂ ಬಾರದು,ನಿನ್ನ ಕರ್ತವ್ಯ ಮಾಡು,msg ಕಳುಹಿಸುತ್ತಿರು.ಫಲಾಫಲ Whatsapp ಗೆ ಬಿಡು. ಅರ್ಜುನ ಸಂತೋಷದಿಂದ👍🏻👍🏻ಕೈಸನ್ನೆ ಮಾಡಿ mobile charge ಗೆ ಇಟ್ಟು Fight ಗೆ🏹 ರೆಡಿಯಾದ😀


ಹಣತೆ : ಒಂದು ಸಣ್ಣ ಕಥೆ!

ಒಂದು ದಿನ ಒಂದು ಮನೆಯ ಹಣತೆಯಲ್ಲಿ ಒಂದು ಚಿಕ್ಕ ಭಿನ್ನಾಭಿಪ್ರಾಯ ಶುರುವಾಯಿತು.
ಹಣತೆ ” ನನ್ನಿಂದ ದೀಪ ಉರಿಯುತ್ತಿದೆ ಆ ಬೆಳಕು ನನ್ನದು ” ಎಂದು ಹೇಳಿತು.

ಇದನ್ನು ಕೇಳಿದ ಹಣತೆಯಲ್ಲಿದ್ದ ಎಣ್ಣೆ ” ನಾನು ಆ ದೀಪಕ್ಕೆ ಜೀವಾಳ.ನಾನೇ ಇರದಿದ್ದರೆ ದೀಪವೂ ಇಲ್ಲ, ಬೆಳಕೂ ಇಲ್ಲ ಅದಕ್ಕಾಗಿ ಆ ಬೆಳಕು ನನಗೆ ಸೇರಿದ್ದು” ಎಂದಿತು.

ಇದನ್ನು ಕೇಳಿದ ಬತ್ತಿ ” Hello! ನಾನು ಉರಿಯುತ್ತಿರುವದಿಂದಲೇ ದೀಪ ಉರಿಯುತ್ತಿದೆ logically ಬೆಳಕು ನನ್ನದು “ಎಂದಿತು.

ಈ ಕಚ್ಚಾಟವನ್ನು ಸೂಕ್ಷ್ಮದಿಂದಲೇ ನೋಡುತಿದ್ದ ಗಾಳಿ ” ನಾನು ಇಲ್ಲದೇ ದೀಪವು ಉರಿಯಲ್ಲ , ನಾನು ಹೆಚ್ಚಾದರೆ ದೀಪ ಆರಿಹೋಗುತ್ತದೆ ಆದ್ದರಿಂದ ಬೆಳಕು ನನ್ನದು” ಎಂದು ವಾದಿಸಿತು.

"ನಾನು ನನ್ನಿಂದ" ಎಂಬ ಕಚ್ಚಾಟದಲ್ಲಿ ಹಣತೆ ಹೊಡೆದು ಹೋಯಿತು. ಎಣ್ಣೆ ಹರಿದು ಹೋಯಿತು. ಬತ್ತಿಗೆ ಎಣ್ಣೆಯಿಲ್ಲದೆ ಕುಗ್ಗಿ ಹೋಯಿತು. ಗಾಳಿ ಜೋರಾಗಿ ಬೀಸಿ ಉರಿಯುತ್ತಿದ್ದ ದೀಪ ಆರಿಹೋಯಿತು !

ಎಲ್ಲವೂ ಒಟ್ಟಾಗಿ ಇರುತ್ತಿದ್ದರೆ ಆ ದೀಪದ ಭರವಸೆಯ ಬೆಳಕು ಎಲ್ಲರ ಪಾಲಾಗಿತ್ತು. ” ಅಹಂ ಭಾವನೆಯಿಂದ ಅಂಧಕಾರವೇ ಹೊರತು ಬೆಳಕಿನ ಸಾನಿಧ್ಯವಿಲ್ಲ ”

ಆ ಭರವಸೆಯ ಬೆಳಕು ನಿಮ್ಮದಾಗಲಿ.  ನಾನು ಜೀವಮಾನದಲ್ಲಿ ಯಾರನ್ನೂ ನೋಯಿಸಿಲ್ಲ ಎನ್ನುವವನೂ ಸಹ ತನ್ನ ತಾಯಿಯನ್ನು ನೋಯಿಸಿಯೇ ಈ ಭೂಮಿಗೆ ಬಂದಿರುತ್ತಾನೆ ....!!!


Dear Parent :
The exams are going to start soon. I know you'll are really anxious for your child to get a 90% or to at least beat your neighbour's son or daughter. It's a matter of your reputation and your standing in society. But please remember,among-st the students who have given the exams is an artist who doesn't need to understand Math. There's an entrepreneur who doesn't care about History or English literature. There's a musician whose Chemistry marks won't matter. There's a sportsperson whose physical fitness is more important than Physics. If your child does get top marks then great. But if he or she doesn't then don't take away their self confidence from them. Tell them it's ok, it's just an exam. They are cut out for much bigger things in life. Tell them, no matter what they score you love them and will not judge them. Please do this and if you do, watch your children conquer the world. One
exam or a 90 percent won't take away their dreams and talent.


ದಿನಕ್ಕೊಂದು ಕಗ್ಗ 

ಅರಸನೊಬ್ಬನಲ್ಲ; ಮೂವರು ಬಾಳನಾಳುವರು ।
ನರ ಕರುಮ ದೈವಗಳು; ತೊಡಕದಕೆ ಸಾಜ ॥
ಗುರಿಯಿಡದ, ಮೊದಲು ಕೊನೆಯಿರದ, ದರಬಾರಿನಲಿ ।
ಸರಿಯೇನೊ ತಪ್ಪೇನೊ? - ಮಂಕುತಿಮ್ಮ ॥ ೧೪೯ ॥

ನಮ್ಮ ಬಾಳಿಗೆ ಅರಸ ಅಥವಾ ಒಡೆಯ ಒಬ್ಬನಲ್ಲ. ಮೂರು ಜನರಿದ್ದಾರೆ. ನಾವು, ನಮ್ಮ ಪೂರ್ವ ಕರ್ಮ ಮತ್ತು ದೈವ. ಹೀಗೆ ಒಂದು ಕಾರ್ಯಕ್ಕೆ ಮೂರು ಅರಸರಿದ್ದಾಗ, ತೊಡಕುಂಟಾಗುವುದು ಸಹಜ. ಒಂದು ಆದಿ ಮತ್ತು ಒಂದು ಅಂತ್ಯವಿರದ ಮತ್ತು ಯಾವುದೇ ನಿರ್ಧಾರಿತ ಗುರಿಯಿರದ ಈ ಬಾಳಿನಲ್ಲಿ ನಡೆಯುವುದರಲ್ಲಿ ಸರಿಯೇನೋ ತಪ್ಪೇನೋ ಎಂದು ಒಂದು ಮಹತ್ತಾದ ವಿಷಯವನ್ನು ಪ್ರಸ್ತಾಪಿಸುತ್ತಾರೆ ಮಾನ್ಯ ಗುಂಡಪ್ಪನವರು ಈ ಕಗ್ಗದಲ್ಲಿ. 

"There no 'one' master to our lives. There are three. We are one of them. Results of our actions - present and past is another. God is the third master of our lives. With these three masters there seems to be no goal, no start or end in this court. There is no definite rule to judge our actions by - good or bad." - Mankutimma


💐💐💐Happiness Is Not The Absence Of Problems, But The Willingness To Deal With Them Joyfully.💐💐💐


One Sunday morning, a wealthy man sat in his balcony enjoying sunshine and his coffee when a little ant caught his eye which was going from one side to the other side of the balcony carrying a big leaf several times more than its size. The man watched it for more than an hour. He saw that the ant faced many impediments during its journey, paused, took a diversion and then continued towards destination.

At one point the tiny creature came across a crack in the floor. It paused for a little while, analyzed and then laid the huge leaf over the crack, walked over the leaf, picked the leaf on the other side then continued its journey.

The man was captivated by the cleverness of the ant, one of God’s tiniest creatures. The incident left the man in awe and forced him to contemplate over the miracle of Creation. It showed the greatness of the Creator. In front of his eyes there was this tiny creature of God, lacking in size yet equipped with a brain to analyze, contemplate, reason, explore, discover and overcome. Along with all these capabilities, the man also noticed that this tiny creature shared some human shortcomings.

The man saw about an hour later the creature had reached its destination – a tiny hole in the floor which was entrance to its underground dwelling. And it was at this point that the ant’s shortcoming that it shared with the man was revealed. How could the ant carry into the tiny hole the large leaf that it had managed to carefully bring to the destination? It simply couldn't!

So the tiny creature, after all the painstaking and hard work and exercising great skills, overcoming all the difficulties along the way, just left behind the large leaf and went home empty-handed.

The ant had not thought about the end before it began its challenging journey and in the end the large leaf was nothing more than a burden to it. The creature had no option, but to leave it behind to reach its destination. The man learned a great lesson that day.

Isn't that the truth about our lives?

We worry about our family, we worry about our job, we worry about how to earn more money, we worry about where we should live – 5 bedroom or 6 bedroom house, what kind of vehicle to buy – a Mercedes or BMW or a Porsche, what kind of dresses to wear, all sorts of things, only to abandon all these things when we reach our destination – The Grave.

 We don’t realize in our life’s journey that these are just burdens that we are carrying with utmost care and fear of losing them, only to find that at the end they are useless and we can’t take them with us.....

An eye opener...???!!!


There are no favourable or unfavourable experiences.

Every experience matures you and prepares you for a greater challenge.


ಟೀಚರ್ : ಗಾಳಿಪಟ ಎಷ್ಟೇ ದೂರ ಹೋದರು ದಾರ ನಮ್ಮ ಕೈಯಲ್ಲೇ ಇರುತ್ತೆ..
ಅದೇ ತರ ಒಂದು ಉದಾಹರಣೆ ಕೊಡಿ...
ವಿದ್ಯಾರ್ಥಿ : ಮೆಸೇಜ್ ಎಷ್ಟೇ ದೂರ ಹೋದರು ಮೊಬೈಲ್ ನಮ್ಮ ಕೈಯಲ್ಲೇ ಇರುತ್ತೆ......😆😆😆


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ವರದಿಗಾರನಿಗೆ ಕೋಪ ನೆತ್ತಿಗೇರಿತು, ಕಿರುಚವಂತೇ ಹೇಳಿದ: ಮೂರ್ಖ! ಯೆರಡಕ್ಕೂ ವಂದೇರೀತಿ ಮಾಡೋದು ಅಂದ್ಮೇಲೆ ಪದೇ ಪದೇ ಕರೇದೊ ಬಿಳೇದೋ ಅಂತಾ ಯಾಕಯ್ಯಾ ಕೇಳ್ತಿದ್ದೆ?
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ವರದಿಗಾರ ಮೂರ್ಛೆಹೋದ!!
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"Earn two friends in life, 
One like Krishna who will not fight but will make sure you win 👌
and another like Karna who will fight for you even when you are losing".      


48 interesting facts you may have not known

1.🌱Hot water will turn into ice faster than cold water.
2.🌴The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.
3.🌱The sentence, “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” uses every letter in the English language. 4.🌱The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. 5.Ants never sleep! 6.🌴“I Am” is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. 7. 🌴Coca-Cola was originally green. 8.🌴 The most common name in the world is Mohammed. 9.🌴When the moon is directly overhead, you will weigh slightly less. 10.🌴Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from the blowing desert sand. 11.🌱There are only two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: “abstemious” and “facetious.” 12.🌱The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with. 13.🌴There are two credit cards for every person in the United States. 14.🌱TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. 15.🌱Minus 40 degrees Celsius is exactly the same as minus 40 degrees Fahrenheit. 16.🌱Chocolate can kill dogs, as it contains theobromine, which affects their heart and nervous system. 17.🌱Women blink nearly twice as much as men! 18.🌴You can't kill yourself by holding your breath. 19.🌱It is impossible to lick your elbow. 20.🌴The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries. 21.🌱People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond. 22.🌴It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky 23.🌱The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language. 24.🌱“Rhythm” is the longest English word without a vowel. 25.🌱If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. 26.🌴Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history. Spades - King David Clubs - Alexander the Great, Hearts - Charlemagne Diamonds - Julius 28.🌴111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 29.🌱If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes. 30. 🌱What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common? Ans. - All invented by women. 31.🌱Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this? Ans. - Honey 32. 🌴A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. 33. 🌴A snail can sleep for three years. 34. 🌱All polar bears are left handed. 35. 🌱American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class. 36. 🌴Butterflies taste with their feet. 37. 🌱Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. 38. 🌴In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated. 39. 🌱On average, people fear spiders more than they do death. 40. 🌴Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand. 41. 🌴The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. 42.🌴 The electric chair was invented by a dentist. 43. 🌱The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. 44. 🌴Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants. 45. 🌱Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times 46. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match. 47. 🌴Most lipstick contains fish scales. 48. 🌴Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

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ದಾಹ ತಣಿಸಲು, ನಿಶಕ್ತಿ ಹೋಗಿಸಲು, ಹೊಸ ಹುರುಪು ತರಿಸಲು ಈ ಎಳನೀರಿಗೆ ಸರಿಸಾಟಿ ಯಾವುದೂ ಇಲ್ಲ. ಅದಕ್ಕೆಂದೇ "ಕಲ್ಪವೃಕ್ಷ" ಅಂತ ನಮ್ಮ ಹಿರಿಯರು ತೆಂಗಿನ ಮರಕ್ಕೆ ಹೆಸರಿಟ್ಟಿದ್ದು.

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1. ನೀರಿನ ಅಂಶವನ್ನು ಸಮತೋಲನದಲ್ಲಿರಿಸುತ್ತದೆ. ಸಾಕಷ್ಟು ಖನಿಜ, ಲವಣ ಮತ್ತು ಸಕ್ಕರೆಯ ಇದೆ. ದೈಹಿಕ ಚಟುವಟಿಕೆಯಿಂದ ಕಳ್ಕೊಂಡಿದ್ದ ನೀರಿನಂಶವನ್ನು (ಸೋಡಿಯಂ ಮತ್ತು ಪೊಟಾಸಿಯಂ) ಎಳನೀರು ಸರಿಯಾದ ಪ್ರಮಾಣದಲ್ಲಿ ಒದಗಿಸುತ್ತದೆ. ಹಾಗಾಗಿ ನಮ್ಗೆ ಸುಸ್ತಾದಾಗ ಎಳನೀರು ಕುಡಿದ್ರೆ ಇನ್ನೂ ಜಾಸ್ತಿ ಕೆಲಸ ಮಾಡಬಹುದು. ವಾಂತಿ-ಭೇದಿ ಮತ್ತೆ ಅಜೀರ್ಣ ಅದಾಗ ಕೂಡ ಎಳನೀರು ಕುಡಿಬೇಕು. ಸುಸ್ತು ಹೋಗುತ್ತದೆ. ಆಸ್ಪತ್ರೆಯಲ್ಲಿ ರೋಗಿಗಳಿಗೆ ವೈದ್ಯರು ಎಳನೀರನ್ನೇ ಶಿಫಾರಸ್ಸು ಮಾಡೋದು ಇದೇ ಕಾರಣಕ್ಕೆ. 2. ವಯಸ್ಸಾದರೂ ಚರ್ಮ ಬೇಗ ಸುಕ್ಕು-ಸುಕ್ಕಾಗುವುದಿಲ್ಲ. ಎಳನೀರಲ್ಲಿರೋ ಪೌಷ್ಟಿಕಾಂಶ ಚರ್ಮದ ಸುಕ್ಕು ತಡೆಗಟ್ಟತ್ತದೆ. ಇಡೀ ಮೈಗೆ ಎಳನೀರು ಹಚ್ಚ್ಕೊಂಡ್ರೆ ಕೋಲ್ಡ್ ಕ್ರೀಮ್ ಮಾಡುವ ಕೆಲಸ ಮಾಡತ್ತದೆ. ಎಣ್ಣೆ ಚರ್ಮದವರಿಗೆ ಜಿಡ್ಡು ಕಡಿಮೆಯಾಗೋ ಹಾಗೆ ಮಾಡುತ್ತದೆ. ಜೀವಕೋಶಗಳ ಅನಿಯಂತ್ರಿತ ವಿಭಜನೆಯನ್ನು ತಡೆಹಿಡಿಯತ್ತದೆ. ಇದರಿಂದ ಕ್ಯಾನ್ಸರ್ ಸಂಭವ ಕಡಿಮೆಯಾಗತ್ತದೆ. 3. ರಕ್ತ ಸಂಚಾರ ಸಲೀಸಾಗುತ್ತದೆ. ಹೃದಯದಲ್ಲಿ ರಕ್ತ ಸಂಚಾರ ಸುಗಮವಾಗಿ ಆಗಿ ಅದರ ನಾಳಗಳಲ್ಲಿ ಕೆಟ್ಟ ಕೊಬ್ಬು ಶೇಖರಣೆ ಆಗದೇ ಇರೋ ಹಾಗೆ ನೋಡಿಕೊಳ್ಳುತ್ತದೆ. ದೇಹದಲ್ಲಿ ಒಳ್ಳೆ ಕೊಬ್ಬಿನ ಅಂಶವನ್ನು ಜಾಸ್ತಿ ಮಾಡುತ್ತದೆ. ಇದರಿಂದ ಹೆಚ್ಚು ಶಕ್ತಿ ಬರುತ್ತದೆ. ಸಕ್ಕರೆ ಖಾಯಿಲೆ ಇರುವವರಿಗೆ ಎಳನೀರು ಕುಡಿದರೆ ಉರಿಮೂತ್ರದ ಸಮಸ್ಯೆ ಇರುವುದಿಲ್ಲ. 4. ಚಯಾಪಚಯ ಕ್ರಿಯೆ ವೇಗವಾಗಿ ಆಗುತ್ತದೆ. ದೇಹದಲ್ಲಿನ ಗ್ಲೂಕೋಸ್ ಅಂಶ ಕರಗಿಸಲು ಸಹಾಯ ಮಾಡಿ ಉತ್ಪಾದನೆಯಾದ ಇನ್ಸುಲಿನ್ ಪೂರ್ತಿ ಕೆಲಸ ಮಾಡೊ ಹಾಗೆ ಮಾಡುತ್ತದೆ. ಹಾಗಾಗಿ ಕೊಬ್ಬು ಕರಗುತ್ತದೆ. ಮತ್ತೆ ದೇಹಕ್ಕೆ ಅಗತ್ಯವಾದ ಶಕ್ತಿ ಪೂರೈಕೆ ಆಗುತ್ತದೆ. 5. ಜೀರ್ಣಕ್ರಿಯೆ ಚುರುಕಾಗುತ್ತದೆ. ಎಳನೀರಲ್ಲಿ ನಮ್ಮ ದೇಹಕ್ಕೆ ಬೇಕಾಗಿರೋ ಸಾಕಷ್ಟು  ಕಿಣ್ವಗಳಿವೆ. ಫೋಲಿಕ್ ಆಮ್ಲ, ಫಾಸ್ಪೇಟೇಸ್, ಕ್ಯಾಟಲೇಸ್, ಡಿಹೈಡ್ರೋಜೀನೇಸ್, ಡೈಯಾಸ್ಟೇಸ್, ಪೆರಾಕ್ಸಿಡೇಸ್, ಆರ್.ಎನ್.ಎ ಪಾಲಿಮರೇಸಸ್ ಮುಂತಾದ ಕಿಣ್ವಗಳು ನಾವು ತಿನ್ನೋ ವರೈಟಿ ಆಹಾರವನ್ನು ಬಹಳ ಸುಲಭವಾಗಿ ಜೀರ್ಣ ಮಾಡಿಸುತ್ತದೆ. ಹಾಗಾಗಿ ಆಹಾರದ ಶಕ್ತಿ ಪೂರ್ತಿಯಾಗಿ ನಮ್ಮ ರಕ್ತಕ್ಕೆ ಸೇರಿಕೊಳ್ಳುತ್ತದೆ. ಆರೋಗ್ಯ ವೃದ್ಧಿಸುತ್ತದೆ. 6. ಸ್ನಾಯು ಸೆಳೆತ ಹೋಗಲಾಡಿಸುತ್ತದೆ. ನಾವು ನಮ್ಮ ಸಾಮರ್ಥ್ಯಕ್ಕಿಂತ ಹೆಚ್ಚು ಕೆಲಸ ಮಾಡ್ಬೇಕಾಗಿ ಬಂದಾಗ ಮೈ ಕೈ ಹಿಡ್ಕೊಳ್ಳೋದು ಸಾಧಾರಣ. ಕೂತರೆ ಎದ್ದೇಳಲು ಆಗವುದಿಲ್ಲ ಅಂತ ಅನ್ನಿಸಿದಾಗ ಸ್ನಾಯುಗಳಿಗೆ ಪೊಟಾಷಿಯಂ ಅಂಶದ ಕೊರತೆಯಾಗಿರತ್ತದೆ. ಇದನ್ನು ನೀಗಿಸಲು ಎಳನೀರು ಕುಡಿದ್ರೆ ಸೆಳೆತ ಕಡಿಮೆಯಾಗುತ್ತದೆ. 7. ಮೂಳೆ ಗಟ್ಟಿ ಆಗುತ್ತದೆ. ಎಳನೀರಲ್ಲಿ ಸಾಕಷ್ಟು ಕ್ಯಾಲ್ಶಿಯಂ ಮತ್ತು ಆ ಕ್ಯಾಲ್ಶಿಯಂ ನಮ್ಮ ರಕ್ತಗತವಾಗಲು ಬೇಕಾದ ವಿಟಮಿನ್ಸ್ ಮಿನೆರಲ್ಸ್ ಎಲ್ಲಾ ಇದೆ. ಅದ್ರಿಂದ ಮೂಳೆ ದೃಢವಾಗುತ್ತದೆ. 8. ಮಾನಸಿಕ ಒತ್ತಡ ಕಡಿಮೆ ಮಾಡುತ್ತದೆ. ಆಧುನಿಕ ಜೀವನಶೈಲಿಯಿಂದಾಗೋ ಒತ್ತಡವನ್ನು ಕಡಿಮೆ ಮಾಡಿಕೊಳ್ಳುವುದಕ್ಕೆ ಎಳನೀರು ಉತ್ತಮ ಪೇಯ. ಯಾಕಂದ್ರೆ ಅದ್ರಲ್ಲಿ "ಬಿ-ಕಾಂಪ್ಲೆಕ್ಸ್" ವಿಟಮಿನ್ ಇದೆ. 9. ಹೊಟ್ಟೆ ಉಬ್ಬರ ಕಡಿಮೆ ಮಾಡುತ್ತದೆ. ಹೊಟ್ಟೆಯಲ್ಲಿ ಗಾಳಿ ತುಂಬ್ಕೊಂಡು ಉಸಿರಾಡುವುದಕ್ಕೂ ಕಷ್ಟ ಅಂತ ಅನ್ನಿಸಿದಾಗ ಎಳನೀರು ಕುಡಿದ್ರೆ ಕೆಟ್ಟ ವಾಯು, ತೇಗು, ಹಿಂದಿನಿಂದ ಅಥವಾ ಆಕಳಿಕೆಯ ಮೂಲಕ ದೇಹದಿಂದ ಆಚೆ ದಬ್ಬಲ್ಪಡುತ್ತದೆ. ಊಟದ ನಂತರ ಹೊಟ್ಟೆಯಲ್ಲಿ ಉರಿ ಉಂಟಾದ್ರೆ ಎಳನೀರು ಕುಡಿಯೋದ್ರಿಂದ ತಕ್ಷಣ ಆರಾಮ ಸಿಗುತ್ತದೆ. 10. ಮೈತೂಕ ಕಡಿಮೆ ಮಾಡುತ್ತದೆ. ಹದಿನೈದು ದಿನಗಳಿಗೆ ಒಂದು ದಿನ ಬರೀ ಎಳನೀರು ಕುಡಿದು ಉಪವಾಸ ಮಾಡಿದ್ರೆ ದೇಹದ ಅನಗತ್ಯ ತೂಕವೆಲ್ಲಾ ಮಾಸಿಹೋಗುತ್ತದೆ. ಇಡೀ ದೇಹ ಸ್ವಚ್ಛವಾಗುತ್ತದೆ. ಮೂತ್ರಪಿಂಡದ ಕಾರ್ಯಕ್ಷಮತೆ ಹೆಚ್ಚಾಗುತ್ತದೆ. 11. ಹೊಟ್ಟೆಯಲ್ಲಿರೋ ಹುಳುವನ್ನು ನಿಯಂತ್ರಿಸುತ್ತದೆ. ಮಕ್ಕಳ ಸಾಮಾನ್ಯ ಸಮಸ್ಯೆ ಹೊಟ್ಟೇಲಿ ಜಂತು ಬರೋದು. ಎಳನೀರು ಕುಡಿಯೋದ್ರಿಂದ ಮಕ್ಕಳಿಗೆ ಅಲ್ಲದೆ ದೊಡ್ಡವರಿಗೂ ಜಂತುಹುಳು ನಿವಾರಣೆ ಆಗುತ್ತದೆ. 12. ಆಮವನ್ನು ತೆಗೆದು ಹಾಕುತ್ತದೆ. ದೇಹದಲ್ಲಿ ಜೀರ್ಣಶಕ್ತಿ ಕಡಿಮೆ ಆದಾಗ ಉಂಟಾದ ಆಮದೋಷದಿಂದ ಬರೋ ರೋಗ - ಭೇದಿ, ವಾಂತಿ, ಎದೆ ಉರಿ ಮುಂತಾದವಕ್ಕೆ ಉಪಶಮನ ಮಾಡುತ್ತದೆ. ಜ್ವರಕ್ಕಂತೂ ಎಳನೀರು ರಾಮಬಾಣ. 13. ರಕ್ತದ ಒತ್ತಡ ಕಡಿಮೆ ಮಾಡುತ್ತದೆ. ಡಾಕ್ಟರ್ ಹೇಳ್ತಾರೆ ಬಿ.ಪಿ ಪೇಶೆಂಟ್ಗಳು ದಿನಾ ಬೆಳಗ್ಗೆ ಒಂದು ಎಳನೀರು ಕುಡಿದ್ರೆ ಅವರ ದೇಹದಲ್ಲಿ ಸೋಡಿಯಂ ಮತ್ತು ಪೊಟಾಶಿಯಂ ಸಮತೋಲನದಲ್ಲಿರಲು ಸಹಾಯ ಮಾಡುತ್ತದೆ ಅಂತ. 14. ಆಂಟಿ-ಆಕ್ಸಿಡೆಂಟ್ಸ್ ಒದಗಿಸಿಕೊಡುತ್ತದೆ. ಎಳನೀರಲ್ಲಿರೋ ಆಂಟಿ-ಆಕ್ಸಿಡೆಂಟ್ಸ್ ದೇಹದಲ್ಲಿ ಉತ್ಪತ್ತಿ ಅಗೋ ಫ್ರೀ ರಾಡಿಕಲ್ ಜೊತೆ ಹೋರಾಡೋಕ್ಕೆ ಸಹಾಯ ಮಾಡುತ್ತದೆ. ಕೈ ಕಾಲು ಊತ ಕಡಿಮೆ ಮಾಡುತ್ತದೆ. ಆಂಟಿ-ಬಯಾಟಿಕ್ಸ್ ಅಥವಾ ಸಲ್ಫಾ ಔಷಧಿಗಳನ್ನು ತೊಗೊಳ್ಳೊದೇ ಆದ್ರೆ ಅದರ ಜೊತೆ ಎಳನೀರು ಸೇವನೆ ಮಾಡಿ. 15. ಕಿಡ್ನಿ ಸ್ಟೋನ್ ಕರಗಿಸುತ್ತದೆ. ಯೂರಿಕ್ ಆಮ್ಲ ಅಥವಾ ಸಿಸ್ಟೈನ್ ಅನ್ನೋ ಲವಣದಿಂದ ಮೂತ್ರಪಿಂಡದಲ್ಲಿ ಕಲ್ಲು ಉಂಟಾಗಿದ್ರೆ ಅದಕ್ಕೆ ಎಳನೀರಿಗಿಂತ ಉತ್ತಮವಾದ್ದು ಇನ್ನೊಂದಿಲ್ಲ. ಎಳನೀರಲ್ಲಿರೋ ಪೊಟ್ಯಾಶಿಯಂ ಈ ಲವಣವನ್ನು ಕರಗಿಸುತ್ತದೆ. 16. ಮುಖಕ್ಕೆ ಹಚ್ಚಿಕೊಂಡ್ರೆ ಮಾಯಿಶ್ಚರೈಸರ್ ತರಹ ಕೆಲಸ ಮಾಡುತ್ತದೆ. ದಿನಾ ಎಳನೀರಿನಿಂದ ಮುಖ ತೊಳೆದರೆ ಚರ್ಮ ನಯವಾಗಿ, ಹೊಳಪಾಗಿ ಆಗುತ್ತದೆ. ಅದಕ್ಕೆ ಸ್ವಲ್ಪ ಶ್ರೀಗಂಧ ಹಾಗೂ ಅರಿಶಿನ ಮಿಕ್ಸ್ ಮಾಡಿ ಹಚ್ಚಿಕೊಂಡರೆ ಮುಖ ಪೂರ್ತಿ ಒಂದೇ ಬಣ್ಣ ಬರುತ್ತದೆ. ಎಳನೀರಿನ ಜೊತೆ ಮುಲ್ತಾನಿ ಮಣ್ಣು ಸೇರ್ಸ್ಕೊಂಡು ದಿನಾ ಹಚ್ಚಿಕೊಂಡರೆ ಸೂರ್ಯನ ಪ್ರಖರತೆಯಿಂದ ಕಪ್ಪಾಗಿರೋ ಚರ್ಮ ಬಣ್ಣ ಕೂಡ ಸಹಜ ಬಣ್ಣಕ್ಕೆ ತಿರುಗುತ್ತದೆ. 17. ಚರ್ಮರೋಗಕ್ಕೆ ರಾಮಬಾಣ. ಮಳೆಗಾಲ ಮತ್ತು ಬೇಸಿಗೆಯಲ್ಲಿ ಆಗೋ ಚರ್ಮದ ತುರಿಕೆ, ಬೆವರು ಗುಳ್ಳೆ ಹಾಗೂ ಕಜ್ಜಿ ಮುಂತಾದವಕ್ಕೆ ಎಳನೀರು ದಿವ್ಯ ಔಷಧಿ. ಸ್ನಾನದ ನೀರಿನಲ್ಲಿ ಎಳನೀರು ಸೇರಿಸಿ ಮಾಡಿದ್ರೆ ಯಾವ ಚರ್ಮ ರೋಗವೂ ಹತ್ತಿರ ಸುಳಿಯೋದಿಲ್ಲ. ಸೋರಿಯಾಸಿಸ್ ಅಂತ ದೊಡ್ಡ ರೋಗಕ್ಕೂ ಎಳನೀರಿನ ಸೇವನೆ ಅಗತ್ಯ. 18. ಕೂದಲ ಪೋಷಣೆಗೂ ಎಳನೀರು ಸಿದ್ಧೌಷಧ. ಒಣ ಅಥವಾ ಸಿಕ್ಕು ಸಿಕ್ಕು ಕೂದಲಿಗೆ ಎಳನೀರು ತೇವಾಂಶ ತುಂಬುತ್ತದೆ. ಒಳ್ಳೆ ಕಂಡೀಶನರ್ ತರ ಕೆಲಸ ಮಾಡುತ್ತದೆ.ತಲೆಹೊಟ್ಟು ಅಥವಾ ತುರಿಕೆ ಇದ್ದರೆ ಎಳನೀರು ತೊಗೊಂಡು ತಲೆ ಬುರುಡೆಗೆ ತಿಕ್ಕಿ ಸ್ವಲ್ಪ ಹೊತ್ತು ಬಿಟ್ಟು ನಂತರ ಸ್ನಾನ ಮಾಡಿದ್ರೆ ಕೂದಲು ಹೊಳಪಾಗುತ್ತದೆ ಹಾಗೆಯೇ ಉದುರೋದಿಲ್ಲ ಕೂಡ.

SMS Jokes , funny text shares , Humour , Witty quotes , Greetings - Part 68

ಒಂದು ರಾತ್ರಿ ಕಾರಿನಲ್ಲಿ ಸಂಹಿತಾ ಮತ್ತು ಅವಳ ಫ್ಯಾಮಿಲಿ
ಹೋಗ್ತಾ ಇತ್ತು..
ಟ್ರಾಫಿಕ್ ಪೊಲೀಸ್ ಕಾರ್ ನ ಸ್ಟಾಪ್ ಮಾಡಿ.., "ಈ ವಾರವನ್ನು ಸುರಕ್ಷತಾ ಸಪ್ತಾಹ ಅಂತ ಆಚರಿಸುತ್ತಿದ್ದೀವಿ.. ನೀವು ಸೀಟ್ ಬೆಲ್ಟ್ ಹಾಕಿಕೊಂಡು ಹೋಗ್ತಾ ಇದ್ದೀರಾ. ಅದಕ್ಕೋಸ್ಕರ ನಿಮಗೆ ಐದು ಸಾವಿರ ರೂಪಾಯಿಗಳ ಬಹುಮಾನ ಕೊಡುತ್ತೇವೆ.. ಸಂಹಿತಾ : ತುಂಬಾ ಥ್ಯಾಂಕ್ಸ್ ಸರ್. ಪೋಲೀಸ್ : ನೀವು ಆ ಹಣವನ್ನ ಏನು ಮಾಡುತ್ತೀರಿ..?" ಸಂಹಿತಾ : "ನಾನು ಈ ಹಣದಿಂದ ಡ್ರೈವಿಂಗ್ ಲೈಸೆನ್ಸ್ ಮಾಡಿಸಿಕೊಳ್ತೀನಿ.." ಪೊಲೀಸ್ : ಏನು? ನಿಮ್ಮ ಬಳಿ ಡ್ರೈವಿಂಗ್ ಲೈಸೆನ್ಸ್ ಇಲ್ವಾ!!!? ಗಾಬರಿಗೊಂಡ ಸಂಹಿತಾಳ ಅಮ್ಮ "ಇವಳ ಮಾತಿಗೆ ಅಷ್ಟೊಂದು ಬೆಲೆ ಕೊಡಬೇಡಿ ಸಾರ್. ಕುಡಿದು ಏನ್ ಏನೋ ಮಾತಾಡ್ತಾಳೆ.." ಪೊಲೀಸ್ : ಏನು? ಇವಳು ಕುಡಿದು ಡ್ರೈವಿಂಗ್ ಮಾಡ್ತಿದಾಳಾ!??? ಅಷ್ಟೊತ್ತಿಗೆ ಹಿಂದಿನ ಸೀಟಿನಲ್ಲಿ ಮಲಗಿದ್ದ ಸಂಹಿತಾ ಅಪ್ಪ ಕಣ್ಣುಜ್ಜಿಕೊಳ್ತಾ ಎದ್ದು ಪೋಲಿಸ್ ಎದುರಿಗೆ ಇದ್ದಿದ್ದು ನೋಡಿ : "ನಂಗೆ ಮೊದಲೇ ಗೊತ್ತಿತ್ತು ಈ ಕದ್ದ ಕಾರಿನಲ್ಲಿ ಜಾಸ್ತಿ ದೂರ ಹೋಗೋಕೆ ಆಗಲ್ಲ ಅಂತ. ನನ್ ಮಾತು ಕೇಳಿದ್ರಾ!? ಪೊಲೀಸ್ : 😳😳😳


ಒಂದು ದಿನ ಯಮಧರ್ಮ ಒಬ್ಬ ಹುಡುಗನ ಬಳಿ
ಬಂದು ನುಡಿಯುತ್ತಾನೆ "ಮಾನವ, ಇವತ್ತು ನಿನ್ನ
ಕೊನೆಯ ದಿನ"

ಹುಡುಗ: ಇಲ್ಲಾಗುರು ನಾನಿನ್ನು ಸಾಯೋಕೆ ರೆಡಿ ಆಗಿಲ್ಲಾ. ಇನ್ನು ಬೇಜಾನ್
ಕೆಲ್ಸ ಇದೆ ನಂಗೆ.

ಯಮಧರ್ಮ: ಆದರೆ ವಿಧಿಬರಹ ಹಾಗಿದೆ. ನಿನ್ನ ಹೆಸರೆ ಇವತ್ತು
ಲಿಸ್ಟನಲ್ಲಿ ಮೊದಲಿದೆ.

ಹುಡುಗ: ಓಹ್, ಹೌದಾ? ಆಯ್ತು. ಒಂದ್ ನಿಮಿಷ
ಕೂತ್ಕೊ. ಇಬ್ರೂ ಒಂದ್ ಕಾಫೀ
ಕುಡ್ಕೋಂಡ್ ಹೋಗೋಣ.

ಯಮಧರ್ಮ: ಸರಿ ಹಾಗೇ ಆಗಲಿ..

 ಹುಡುಗ ಯಮಧರ್ಮನಿಗೆ
ಕಾಫೀಯೊಳಗೆ ನಿದ್ದೆ ಮಾತ್ರೆ ಬೆರೆಸಿ

ಯಮರಾಜ ಕಾಫೀ ಕುಡಿದು
ಗಡದ್ದಾಗಿ ನಿದ್ದೆ ಮಾಡಿಬಿಡ್ತಾನೆ.
ಹುಡುಗ ಯಮಧರ್ಮನ ಡೆತ್ ಲಿಸ್ಟ್
ಮೊದಲಿದ್ದ ತನ್ನ ಹೆಸರನ್ನು ಅಳಿಸಿ
ಕೊನೆಯಲ್ಲಿ ಬರೆದುಬಿಡುತ್ತಾನೆ...

ಯಮಧರ್ಮ ನಿದ್ದೆಯಿಂದ್ದೆದು ಹುಡುಗನಿಗೆ ಹೇಳ್ತಾನೆ:
ನೀ ಕೊಟ್ಟ ಕಾಫೀ
ಅದ್ಭುತವಾಗಿತ್ತು. ಹಾಗಾಗಿ ನಿನಗೆ ಒಂದು ರಿಯಾಯಿತಿ

ಇವತ್ತು ನನ್ನ ಕೆಲಸವನ್ನು
ಲಿಸ್ಟನ ಕೊನೆಯಿಂದ ಶುರು
ತೀರ್ಮಾನಿಸಿದ್ದೇನೆ. .

ಹಣೆಬರಹ ಏನ್ ಮಾಡಿದ್ರೂ ಬದಲಾಗಲ್ಲ ಗುರೂ....


Interesting Requests By- 

Traffic Dept: 
"Donate blood, But not on Roads..." 
Forest Dept: 
"Shoot the bird with camera not with Gun..." 

Petrol Pump: 
"No smoking" " ur life may be worthless but our petrol is Costly"
An Excellent line written on a- 

Hospital Board:-  
"If you still want to continue looking @ girls, even after your Death 
            DONATE YOUR EYES.."


ಕಂಡಕ್ಟರ್ :- ಯಾರ್‍ಯಾರತ್ರ ಚಿಲ್ಲರೆ ಇಲ್ಲ ಅವರೆಲ್ಲ ಬಸ್ಸಿಂದ ಕೆಳಗೆ ಇಳೀರಿ....👊
ಬಸ್ಸಿನಲ್ಲಿದ್ದ ಅಜ್ಜಿ 10 ರೂಪಾಯಿ ನೋಟ್ ತಗೆದು, ಚಿಲ್ಲರೆ ಕೊಡಪ್ಪ.
ಕಂಡಕ್ಟರ್ : ಚಿಲ್ಲರೆ ಇಲ್ಲ ಕಣಜ್ಜಿ
ಅಜ್ಜಿ: ಮೊದ್ಲು ನೀನು ಕೆಳಗಿಳಿ 😏😂

Conductor shock Ajji Rock


Serious Case :

A Software engineer  was relaxing on his sofa one
evening just after arriving home from work. As he was
tuning into the evening news, the phone rang. The
Engineer calmly answered it, and heard the familiar voice
of a colleague on the other end of the line.
"We have already opened 
.an aged scotch
"I'll be right over," whispered the engineer.
As he was moving out, his wife asked, "Is it
"Oh yes, quite serious," said the engineer  gravely. "In fact,
three developers are there already!"


ಕುಡುಕನೊಬ್ಬ 98.3 FM ರೇಡಿಯೋಗೆ ಕಾಲ್ ಮಾಡಿದ.

ಕುಡುಕ : ನಮಸ್ಕಾರ ಸಾ.. ನಂಗೆ M.G. ರೋಡ್ ಲ್ಲಿ ಒಂದು ಪರ್ಸ್ ಸಿಕ್ಕಿದೆ. ಅದರಲ್ಲಿ 15 ಸಾವಿರ ಕ್ಯಾಷ್, ಒಂದು iPhone 5s, ಒಂದು ಕ್ರೆಡಿಟ್ ಕಾರ್ಡ್, ಜೊತೆಗೆ ಯಾರೋ ಪಲ್ಲವಿ ಜೋಶಿಯ ಹೆಸರಲ್ಲಿ ಒಂದು ಐಡಿ ಕಾರ್ಡ್ ಸಿಕ್ಕಿದೆ

ರೇಡಿಯೋ ಜಾಕಿ: ಸರ್.. ನಿಮ್ಮಂತ ಪ್ರಾಮಾಣಿಕರು ತುಂಬಾ ಕಮ್ಮಿ! ನೀವು ಅವರಿಗೆ ವಾಪಸ್ ತಲುಪಿಸಲಿಕ್ಕೆ ನಮಗೆ ಕಾಲ್ ಮಾಡಿದ್ರಿ ಅಲ್ವೇ?

ಕುಡುಕ : ಇಲ್ಲಾ ಸಾ..! ...
ಪಾಪ.. ಪಲ್ಲವಿ ಜೋಶಿಯವರಿಗೋಸ್ಕರ ತುಂಬಾ ದು‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌:ಖದ ಹಾಡು ಒಂದು ಹಾಕ್ಬಿಡಿ ಸರ್


A ನಿದು ಪ್ರಪಂಚದಲ್ಲಿ
B ಹೇವಿಯರ್ ಸರಿಯಿಲ್ಲ
C ರಿವಂತರಿಗೆ ಸೆನ್ಸ್ ಯಿಲ್ಲ
D ಗ್ರೀ ಮಾಡಿದರೂ ಪ್ರಯೋಜನವಿಲ್ಲ
E ngineering ಮಾಡೋನಾಂದ್ರೆ
F uture ಇಲ್ಲ
G ವನದಲ್ಲಿ ಜಿಗುಪ್ಸೆಯಾಗಿದೆ
H ಆಗಿರುವ ಜನಸಂಖ್ಯೆಯಲ್ಲಿ
I ಯೋ ಅನ್ನೋರಿಲ್ಲ
J ail ಗೆ ಹೋಗೋಣಾಂದ್ರೆ
K D ಗಳ ಸಾಮ್ರಾಜ್ಯ
L ಹೋದ್ರು ಬೇಜಾರು
M oney ಇಲ್ಲ ಅಂದ್ರೆ
N ನ್ನಂತವರಿಗೆ ಜಾಗವಿಲ್ಲ
O ಬ್ಬನೆ ಇರೋಣಂದ್ರೆ ಬೇಜಾರ್
P icture ಗೆ ಹೋಗಾಣಾಂದ್ರೆ
Q ನಲ್ಲಿ ನಿಲ್ಕಕ್ಕಾಗಲ್ಲ
R ಮಿಗೆ ಸೇರೋಣಾಂದ್ರೆ
S ಕೇಪ್ ಅಗೋಕಾಗಲ್ಲ
T V ನೋಡೋಣಾಂದ್ರೆ
U seless ಅಂತಾರೆ
V ಚಿತ್ರವಾದ
W orld ನಲ್ಲಿ
X ಪಿರಿಯೆನ್ಸಯಿಲ್ಲ
Y man?ಅನ್ನೊರಿಲ್ಲ
Z oo ನಲ್ಲಿರುವ ಪ್ರಾಣಿಯಂತಿರುವ ಮನುಷ್ಯ ...........?


SMS Jokes , funny text shares , Humour , Witty quotes , Greetings - Part 67

After failing twice, Edmund Hillary said to Mt.Everest: "I'll come again and conquer you. Because as a mountain you cannot grow, but as a human I can." Grow Vertically. Believe in your potential and trust in Yourself
Every failure teaches a lesson- learn well, every success is a battle- fight it and every friend is a jewel- keep each safely in your heart


ತರಗತಿಯಲ್ಲಿ ಶಿಕ್ಷಕರು ಕೇಳುತ್ತಾರೆ.
ಹಳ್ಳಿಗಳಿಗೆ ಮತ್ತು ನಗರಗಳಿಗೆ ಇರುವ ವ್ಯತ್ಯಾಸಗಳೇನು...?

ಒಬ್ಬ ಬಾಲಕ ಬಹಳ ಮಾರ್ಮಿಕವಾಗಿ ಉತ್ತರಿಸುತ್ತಾನೆ.

ಕೇವಲ ಇಷ್ಟೇ ವ್ಯತ್ಯಾಸ...
ಹಳ್ಳಿಗಳಲ್ಲಿ ಗೋವುಗಳನ್ನು ಸಾಕಲಾಗುತ್ತದೆ ಮತ್ತು ನಾಯಿಗಳು ಅಲೆಯುತ್ತವೆ....

ನಗರಗಳಲ್ಲಿ ನಾಯಿಗಳನ್ನು ಸಾಕಲಾಗುತ್ತದೆ ಮತ್ತು ಗೋವುಗಳು ಅಲೆಯುತ್ತವೆ...

ಜೀವನದ ಕಟು ಸತ್ಯ...🙏

ಅನಾಥ ಆಶ್ರಮದಲ್ಲಿ  ಅತ್ಯಂತ ಬಡವರ ಮಕ್ಕಳು ಕಾಣ ಸಿಗುತ್ತಾರೆ  ಮತ್ತು ವೃದ್ಧಶ್ರಾಮದಲ್ಲಿ ಅತ್ಯಂತ  ಶ್ರೀಮಂತ ಮಕ್ಕಳ ಹೆತ್ತವರು ಕಾಣ ಸಿಗುತ್ತಾರೆ..


🐾Millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels – who bury nuts, then forget where they hid them. Do good and forget. It’ll grow some day


New movie releasing in March. 
NAME: Final exams😱😱
DIRECTOR: school
MUSIC: hum honge kaamyaab
HERO: students
GENEURE : serious, torture sometimes action.
😝😝😝😝😝😝 Kon kehta he, sirf mahobbat me hi dard hota he...
Baccho ko padhane me bhi toh jaan nikal jaati hai!!!!

😂😁😜😄😝😃😛😀😁😂 Happy Exams to all Mummy's.....


This left me speachless,,,,

Been to Laddakh for a week long family trip. 
Local driver was 28 years old chap named Jigmet. 
Jigmet's family consist of his parents, wife and two kid girls. 

This was the conversation with Jigmet, during our drives in deep Himalayan Ranges. 

Prashant -: At the end of this week tourist season in Laddakh will end. Are you planning to go to Goa, the way Nepali Workers from Hotels do ? 

Jigmet -: No, I am local Laddakhi, so I won't go any where in winter. 

Prashant -:What work will you do in winter ? 

Jigmet -: Nothing, will sit up quietly at home ( chuckles and winks ) 

Prashant -: For six months, up to next April ? 

Jigmet -: I have one option for working. It's to go to Siachen. 

Prashant -: Siachen ? What you will do there ? 

Jigmet -: Work as Loader for Indian Army. 

Prashant -: You mean, you will join Indian Army as Jawan ? 

Jigmet -: No, I have crossed age limit to join Army. This is a contract job for Indian Army. With my few friend drivers, I will travel 265 kilometers to Siachen Base camp, My medical examination will be done there to check, if I am fit enough for this job. If I am declared fit, then Army will issue us uniforms, shoes, warm clothing, helmets, etc, We will have to walk up mountains for 15 days to reach Siachen. There is no motorable road to reach Siachen. We will work there for 3 months. 

Prashant -: What work will you do ? 

Jigmet -: It is of loader. To carry load on our back from one chowki to other in Siachen. All supplies are airdropped there. We do the job of picking it up and carrying it in Chowki. 

Prashant -: Why Army does not use Mules or vehicles for shifting of loads ? 

Jigmet -: Siachen is a glacier. Trucks or other vehicle will not work there. Ice scooters make too much of sound, which will attract attention from enemy around there. Use of vehicle will result in firing from other side.We go out in the middle of night, generally around 2 am and pick up load silently and bring back to barracks. We can't even use a torch. Mules or horses cannot be used because at the altitude of 18875 feet, in winter temperature of minus 50 no animal will survive. 

Prashant -: How can you lift load on your back where oxygen levels are low ? 

Jigmet -: we carry maximum 15 kgs at a time. and we work maximum for 2 hours in a day. Rest of the time is for recapturing 

Prashant -: That is very risky 

Jigmet -: Many of my friend died there. Some of them fell in bottomless crevasses. Some got shot down by enemy bullets. The biggest danger we have in Siachen is of frost bites.   

Prashant -: This is life threatening 

Jigmet -: Yes, but it's rewarding, We are paid Rs 18000/- per month. Since all expenses are taken care of, we can save around Rs 50000/- in these three months. This money is precious for my family, for my daughter's education.and finally I have feeling that I am serving Army, which means my nation. 

 the value of money and the life we have can be better understood after this exvhange. Should have today's teens read it.



There was a farmer who sold a pound of butter to the baker. One day the baker decided to weigh the butter to see if he was getting a pound and he found that he was not. This angered him and he took the farmer to court. The judge asked the farmer if he was using any measure. The farmer replied, amour Honor, I am primitive. I don't have a proper measure, but I do have a scale." The judge asked, "Then how do you weigh the butter?" The farmer replied "Your Honor, long before the baker started buying butter from me, I have been buying a pound loaf of bread from him. Every day when the baker brings the bread, I put it on the scale and give him the same weight in butter. If anyone is to be blamed, it is the baker."

What is the moral of the story? We get back in life what we give to others. Whenever you take an action, ask yourself this question: Am I giving fair value for the wages or money I hope to make? Honesty and dishonesty become a habit. Some people practice dishonesty and can lie with a straight face. Others lie so much that they don't even know what the truth is anymore. But who are they deceiving? Themselves


An excellent post in the Present scenario...

If you criticize me, 
it's your freedom of speech
If I criticize you, 
it's my Intolerance
If you judge me, 
you are Enlightened
If I judge you, 
I am Prejudiced
If you question my faith, 
then you are Secular
If I question your faith, 
then I am Communal
If you defend yourself, 
it's because you are a Victim
If I defend myself, 
it's because I am Ignorant
If you pen your thoughts, 
it's Revolutionary
If I pen my thoughts, 
it's Provocation
If you march, 
it's a Protest
If I march, 
it's a Mob
If you lodge a complaint, 
you r following the Course of Law
If I lodge a complaint, 
I am Misusing the Law
Try twisting all the words, 

Now one has to identify who is I and who is you...


ವಹಿಸು ಕೆಲ ಭಾರಗಳ; ಸಹಿಸು ಕೆಲ ನೋವುಗಳ ।
 ಪ್ರಹರಿಸರಿಗಳನನಿತು ಯುಕ್ತಗಳನರಿತು ॥
 ಮಹಿಯ ನಾಟಕದಿ ನೀಂ ಮನಸಿಟ್ಟು ಕುಣಿಕುಣಿದು ।
 ವಿಹರಿಸಾತ್ಮಾಲಯದಿ- ಮಂಕುತಿಮ್ಮ

Shoulder some responsibilities. Suffer some pain. Attack your enemies a bit. While doing so, never lose sight of right and wrong. Dance well in the drama of this world. Lead a happy dancing life in your palace of the soul.” – Mankutimma


When you challenge people...
You will Lose one day....
When you challenge yourself...
you'll Win everyday.....
Destiny is not created by the shoes we wear;
But by the steps we take.....
Every morning we select what clothes to wear, 
but we rarely select what thoughts to wear on our minds.
Dresses impress others, thoughts impress us.


💐💐💐When You Can't Forgive Someone, 
Pray For Them. 
It May Or May Not Change Them, 
But It Will Always Change You.💐💐💐


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