ಗ್ಯಾಸ್ಟ್ರಿಕ್ ಸಮಸ್ಯೆಗೆ ಇಲ್ಲಿದೆ ಮನೆಮದ್ದು.
STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situations.😅 1. At movies: "Hey ! What are you doing here ?" Me: "I am here to apply for the popcorn seller post?" 2. In bus: An uncle steps on my feet: "Sorry did that hurt ?" Me: "No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again ?"
********** ಬೆಂಗಳೂರು ಕನ್ನಡ ದಲ್ಲಿenglish ಫಿಲಮ್ಸ್ ಡಬ್ ಮಾಡುದ್ರೆ ಹೆಸರು ಹೀಗೆ ಇರಬಹುದು? HOLLOW MAN- ತೂತ್ ಮನುಷ್ಯ. DIE ANOTHER DAY ಇನ್ನೊಂದ್ ದಿನ ಸತ್ತು ಹೋಗು GONE WITH THE WIND- ಗಾಳಿಯಲ್ಲಿ ಸತ್ತು ಹೋದ SUPERMAN ಮಸ್ತ್ ಮನುಷ್ಯ SCORPION KING- ಚೇಳು ರಾಜ್ಯಾ THE MUMMY ಅಮ್ಮ!!! THE MUMMY RETURNS ಅಮ್ಮ ವಾಪಸ್ ಬಂದ್ಲು MISSION IMPOSSIBLE ಆಗಂಗಿಲ್ಲ MISSION IMPOSSIBLE II ಮಂಡಳಿ ಆಗಂಗಿಲ್ಲಾ 2 MISSION IMPOSSIBLE III - ಮಂಡಳಿ ಆಗಂಗಿಲ್ಲಾ 3 IRON MAN ಇಸ್ತ್ರೀ ಮಾಮಾ This needs to be shared 😜😜
******** Son: Mom, U said that we are created by God and Dad said that we have evolved from monkeys, Which is true? Mom : I told U about my side of the family and he told about his side of the family. 😜😂😜😂
ವೆಂಕ ಶಿವಮೊಗ್ಗ-ಬೆಂಗಳೂರು ಬಸ್ ಹತ್ತಿದ। ಕಂಡಕ್ಟರ್ ನಿಂದ ಭದ್ರಾವತಿಗೆ ಟಿಕೇಟ್ ತೊಗೊಂಡ। ಭದ್ರಾವತಿ ಬಂದ ಕೂಡಲೇ ತರೀಕೆರೆಗೆ ಟಿಕೇ ಟ್ ತೊಗೊಂಡ। ತರೀಕೆರೆಗೆ ಬಂದ್ ಕೂಡಲೇ ಕಡೂರಿಗೆ ಟಿಕೇಟ್ ತೊಗೊಂಡ। ನಂತರ ಬೀರೂರು ಅರಸೀಕೆರೆ ಗುಬ್ಬಿ ತುಮಕೂರು ಎಲ್ಲಾ ಕಡೆ ಮುಂದಿನ ಊರಿಗೆ ಟಿಕೇಟ್ ತೊಗೊತ್ತಿದ್ದ ವೆಂಕನಿಗೆ ಕಂಡಕ್ಟರ್ ಕೇಳಿದ "ತುಮಕೂರ್ ಬಂತು ನೆಕ್ಸ್ಟೆ ಬೆಂಗಳೂರು" ವೆಂಕ "ಇಲ್ಲಿಂದ ಬೆಂಗಳೂರಿಗೆ ಟಿಕೇಟ್ ಕೊಡಿ" ಅಂದ!!!!! ಅಲ್ಲಾರೀ ಶಿವಮೊಗ್ದಿಂದ ಬೆಂಗಳೂರಿಗೆ ಒಂದೇ ಟಿಕೇಟ್ ತೊಗೋಬಹುದಿತ್ತು ಹಣನೂ ಉಳೀತಿತ್ತು" ಅಂತ ಕಂಡಕ್ಟರ್ ಹೇಳಿದ್ದಕ್ಕೆ।।।। ವೆಂಕ ಹೇಳ್ದ " ದುಡ್ಡಿನ ಮನೆ ಹಾಳಾತು ಅದಕ್ ನಾನ್ ಕೇರ್ ಮಾಡಲ್ಲ ಡಾಕ್ಟರ್ ಮಾತು ಕೇರ್ ಮಾಡ್ಬೇಕಲ್ಲಾ" ಕಂಡಕ್ಟರ್ ಕೇಳ್ದ " ಡಾಕ್ಟರ್ ಏನ್ ಹೇಳಿದ್ರು?" " Long journey ಮಾಡ್ಬೇಡ ಅಂತ strict ಆಗ್ ಹೇಳವ್ರೆ"😊😊😊😊😂😊😂😂😂😂
Two minute refresher management course. Lesson One An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?" The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit, and ate it. Management Lesson - To be sitting doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up. Lesson Two A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree. Management Lesson - Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there. Lesson Three A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold; the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realise how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him. Management Lessons - (1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy. (2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. (3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut! This ends your two-minute refresher management course.
********* *Beautiful Lines for Every Group* ''Alone I can 'Say' but together we can 'talk'. 'Alone I can 'Enjoy' but together we can 'Celebrate'. 'Alone I can 'Smile' but together we can 'Laugh'. That's the BEAUTY of Human Relations. We are nothing without each other *😊Stay Connected!!😊.*
Call from a bank.... "Hello Mam". We are offering you credit card with best deals!!!. 1. No annual charges 2. No interest on balance for three months 3. Big credit limit 4. No penalties for over spending.
🇮🇳 Tricky Questions and equally witty Answers given by Candidates. ( Many of them are IAS Officers now) ❓Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? ✅A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper) --------------------------- ❓Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? ✅A. No time at all its already built. (UPSC 23 rd Rank Opted for IFS) --------------------------- ❓QHow many birthdays does the average Japanese woman have? ✅A. Just one. All the others are anniversaries. --------------------------- ❓Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have? ✅A. Very large hands. (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS) --------------------------- ❓Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? ✅A.. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand. . (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES) --------------------------- ❓Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep? ✅A. He sleeps at night. . (UPSC IAS Rank 98) --------------------------- ❓Q. Why it is impossible to send a telegram to Washington today ? ✅A.. Because he is dead. --------------------------- ❓Q. If you throw a blue stone into the red sea what will it become ? ✅A. It becomes wet. (UPSC IAS Rank 2) --------------------------- ❓Q. What often falls but never gets hurt ? ✅A. Rain --------------------------- ❓Q. What is that no man ever saw which never was but always will be? ✅A. TOMORROW --------------------------- ❓Q.What looks like half apple? ✅A. The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper) --------------------------- ❓Q. What can you never eat at breakfast? ✅A. Dinner. --------------------------- ❓Q. What gets wet while drying? ✅A. A towel. --------------------------- ❓Q. What 3 letters change a girl into a woman ? ✅A. AGE. --------------------------- ❓Q. What happened when wheel was invented ? ✅A. It caused a revolution. --------------------------- ❓Q. How is it easy to weigh a fish? ✅A. Because it has its own scales. --------------------------- ❓Q. Why does a bike rest on its leg? ✅A. Because it is too tyred. --------------------------- ❓Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state? ✅A. liquid (UPSC 33Rank) -----------🇮🇳-------- Real brain blasters.👆
Marwadi calls Newspaper office to print death news of his Grandpa. Clerk: Rs.50/word Marwadi: Grandpa Dead Clerk: Sorry sir, Minimum 5 words... 😌 Marwadi: "Grandpa Dead, wheelchair for sale"😃😃😃😃😃😃😂😂😂
A great relationship is about two things: First, appreciating the similarities, and second, respecting the differences. 😊
Cellphone Etiquette 😋 After a tiring day, a young lady settled down in her local train seat and closed her eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her, pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice "Hi Sweetheart, its Rajaram I'm on the Train" "Yes, I know it's Six thirty and not four thirty, but I had A Long Meeting" "No, honey, I was not with Preethi from the Accounts Office, I was with the Boss attending the meeting" "No Sweetheart, You're the only one in My life" "Yes, I'm sure dear". Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly. When the Young Woman sitting next to him had enough, she leaned over and said into the phone, "Rajaram darling, hang up the phone and come back to bed." Now, Rajaram is back from hospital and doesn't use his cell phone in Public Any Longer. 😂😂😜😜😜 Keep Smiling
A women saw 3 saints in front of her house. And she was not knowing any of them. Women said – “kindly come inside and have food” Saint replied – "is your husband inside the house? ” Women – “no, he has gone out” Saint –“will come inside the house only when he has come” In the evening the woman's husband comes home and she tells the complete story about the saints. Husband – “go and tell them I have come home and invite them inside the house.” Women went out and called the saints inside the house. Saint said – “we all dont go inside anyones house together. ” “but why?” – women asked One of the saint replied – “my name is wealth” Then he pointed to other saints and said – “these two saints names are prosperity and love" Only one of us can come inside your house! "U go in and discuss with your family and decide which saint you want to invite ” Women went inside and told all this to her husband. Her husband became too excited And said –“if this is the matter then let us invite wealth! Our house will be filled with happiness” Wife – “I feel we should invite prosperity” Their daughter was in the next room , she was listening to all this discussions. She came close to them and said – “I feel we should invite love. Beside love nothing is important” “you are right, we should invite love only” – her parents agreed. Women went out and asked saints – “Between you all who is love please come inside the house” Love started walking towards the house! Other two saints started following love. The surprised women asked the saints – “i only invited love then why you two are coming inside the house?” One of the saint replied – “if you had invited prosperity or wealth, then only that particular saint would have entered your house. But you have invited love! Love never walks alone, Where ever love is, there is always prosperity and wealth. They all go hand in hand. Read this story once , twice or thrice If you like it stay with love, Spread love, give love and take love. As love is the only secret to success !!
In 1892 at Stanford University, an 18-year-old student was struggling to pay his fees. He was an orphan, and not knowing where to turn for money, he came up with a bright idea. He and a friend decided to host a musical concert on campus to raise money for their education. They reached out to the great pianist Ignacy J. Paderewski. His manager demanded a guaranteed fee of $2000 for the piano recital. A deal was struck and the boys began to work to make the concert a success. The big day arrived. But unfortunately, they had not managed to sell enough tickets. The total collection was only $1600. Disappointed, they went to Paderewski and explained their plight. They gave him the entire $1600, plus a cheque for the balance $400. They promised to honour the cheque at the soonest possible. “No,” said Paderewski. “This is not acceptable.” He tore up the cheque, returned the $1600 and told the two boys: “Here’s the $1600. Please deduct whatever expenses you have incurred. Keep the money you need for your fees. And just give me whatever is left”. The boys were surprised, and thanked him profusely. It was a small act of kindness. But it clearly marked out Paderewski as a great human being. Why should he help two people he did not even know? We all come across situations like these in our lives. And most of us only think “If I help them, what would happen to me?” The truly great people think, “If I don’t help them, what will happen to them?” They don’t do it expecting something in return. They do it because they feel it’s the right thing to do. Paderewski later went on to become the Prime Minister of Poland. He was a great leader, but unfortunately when the World War began, Poland was ravaged. There were more than 1.5 million people starving in his country, and no money to feed them. Paderewski did not know where to turn for help. He reached out to the US Food and Relief Administration for help. He heard there was a man called Herbert Hoover — who later went on to become the US President. Hoover agreed to help and quickly shipped tons of food grains to feed the starving Polish people. A calamity was averted. Paderewski was relieved. He decided to go across to meet Hoover and personally thank him. When Paderewski began to thank Hoover for his noble gesture, Hoover quickly interjected and said, “You shouldn’t be thanking me Mr. Prime Minister. You may not remember this, but several years ago, you helped two young students go through college. I was one of them.” The world is a wonderful place. What goes around comes around. Please help others to the best of your ability. In the long run you may be helping yourself. God never forgets anyone who sows a good seed in other people, never. Nothing in nature lives for itself. Rivers don't drink their own water. Trees don't eat their own fruit. Sun doesn't give heat for itself. Flowers don't spread fragrance for themselves. Living for others is the rule of nature. And therein lies the secret of living. If you find this useful please pass it on.
Biggest lies ever told in india..
ಈಶ್ವರ : ಪಾರ್ವತಿ... ಪಾರ್ವತಿ, ಎಲ್ಲಿ ನನ್ನ ತ್ರಿಶೂಲ.....😡😡? ಪಾರ್ವತಿ : ನನ್ಗೆ ಏನ್ ಗೊತ್ರೀ???ಕೇಳಿ ನಿಮ್ಮಗ ಗಣೇಶನ್ನ,ಅವ್ನೇ ತೊಗೊಂಡ್ಹೋದ😒 ಈಶ್ವರ :ಯಾಕಂತೆ...???😡 ಪಾರ್ವತಿ : ಯಾರೋ ನೈವೇದ್ಯಕ್ಕೆ ''ಮ್ಯಾಗಿ'' ಇಟ್ಟಿದ್ದಾರಂತೆ....😜😜😜😜😜😂😂😂😂 *********
Murphy's First Law for Wives_: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five. _Kauffman's Paradox of the Corporation:_ The less important you are to the corporation, the more your absence is noticed. _The Salary Axiom:_ The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay. _Miller's Law of Insurance:_ Insurance covers everything except what happens. _First Law of Living_: As soon as you start doing what you always wanted to be doing, you'll want to be doing something else. _Weiner's Law of Libraries:_ There are no answers, only cross-references. _Isaac's Strange Rule of Staleness_: Any food that starts out hard will soften when stale. Any food that starts out soft will harden when stale. _The Grocery Bag Law:_ The candy bar you planned to eat on the way home from the market is always hidden at the bottom of the grocery bag. And Here goes the last one !! _Lampner's Law of Employment:_ When leaving work late, you will go unnoticed. When you leave work early, you will meet the boss in the parking lot !
ಯಾರನ್ನು ಮುಟ್ಟದ ಭಟ್ಟರು ವಿಮಾನದಲ್ಲಿ,ಗಗನಸಖಿಯನ್ನು ಮುಟ್ಟಿದರು..... ಯಾಕೆಂದು ಕೇಳಿದ್ದಕ್ಕೆ ಅಂತರಿಕ್ಷದಲ್ಲಿ ಹುಡುಗಿಯರು ದೇವಕನ್ಯೆಗೆ ಸಮಾ ಎಂದು ಬಿಟ್ಟರು,,😀😀😀😀 ಯಾರ ಹತ್ರಾನೂ ನೀರನ್ನು ಮುಟ್ಟದ ಭಟ್ಟರು ವಿಮಾನದಲ್ಲಿ ಪೆಪ್ಸಿ-ಕೋಲಾ ಕುಡಿದು ಬಿಟ್ಟರು.... ಏಕೆಂದು ಕೇಳಿದ್ದಕ್ಕೆ ಭೂ ಸ್ಪರ್ಶವಾಗದ ನೀರು ಅಮೃತಕ್ಕೆ ಸಮಾ ಎಂದು ಬಿಟ್ಟರು ..... 😂😂😂😂
Departure Instructions Note from Wife to Husband... I am going to My Mom's Place for 6-7 days with kids & These are the instructions and warning for you. . ⤵⤵⤵ 1 - No need to call your friends and cousins. Last time I got 4 large pizza bills beneath the sofa... 🍕🍕👫👬 2 - Don't forget mobile on the soap holder in the bathroom like last time... Why would anyone need a mobile in the bathroom.?? 📱📱🛀🚾 3 - Keep your specs in the box.. Last time around it was found in the refrigerator. 👓👓 4 - Salary already paid to maid. No need to be extra generous. 👯👯 5 - Don't disturb neighbors early in the morning asking if they have got newspaper or not?? Our newspaper vendor is different from theirs.. And our laundry person and milkman are also different. 📰📰🏠🏠 6 - Your Underwear are on left side of wardrobe and on right side are kid's... Like last time, don't say I was uncomfortable at work.... 🏃🏃 7 - All reports have been checked and you are alright. No need to go to that lady doctor again and again. 👩💉💊 8 - My sister and Bhabhi's birthdays have gone last month which you already attended. No need to go to them at midnight and wish belated happy birthday.. 🎂🎁💏 9 - Have cut off WiFi for 10 days. So sleep early.... 😴😴😴 10 - Stop smiling and being happy... as Mrs. Khanna, Mrs. Avasthi, Mrs. Kulkarni, Mrs. Trivedi, Mrs. Ansari, Mrs. Rastogi, Mrs. Chatteerjee... They all will be out of station in this period.... 💃💃💃 And last but not the least. 11 - Don't try to be oversmart.. I will be back anytime without informing you 👊👊👊😝😎😎😎
Law of the Garbage Truck 🚛 This has to be one of the best messages I have received because when you sit and think about it.... It is so true! One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport. We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed on his brakes, skidded and missed the other car by just inches! The driver of the other car whipped his head around and started yelling at us. My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. I mean, he was really friendly. So I asked, 'Why did you just do that? This guy could almost ruin your car and sent us to the hospital!' This is when my taxi driver taught me what I now call, 'Law of the Garbage Truck' He explained that many people are like garbage trucks. They run around full of garbage, full of frustration, full of anger, and full of disappointments. As and when their garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it and sometimes they'll dump it on you. Don't take it personally. Just smile, wave, wish them well, and move on. Don't take their garbage and spread it to other people at work, at home, or on the streets. The bottom line is that successful people do not let garbage trucks take over their day. Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, So ... Love the people who treat you right. Pray for the ones who don't. Life is 10 % what you make it. AND 90 % how you take it! Have a garbage-free Life 😄😊☺💯✌👌
ಬಟ್ಟೆ ಹೊಲಿಯುವವರ ಬಳಿ ಅತಿ ಮುಖ್ಯವಾದ ಎರಡು ಉಪಕರಣಗಳಿರಲೇಬೇಕು. ಒಂದು ಸೂಜಿ, ಇನ್ನೊಂದು ಕತ್ತರಿ. ಇವೆರಡೂ ಜೊತೆಯಲ್ಲೇ ಇರುವುದಾದರೂ ಇವೆರಡರ ಸ್ವಭಾವ ಮಾತ್ರ ವಿರುದ್ಧ. ಕತ್ತರಿ ಬಟ್ಟೆಯನ್ನು ಕತ್ತರಿಸಿ ತುಂಡು ತುಂಡು ಮಾಡುತ್ತದೆ. ಆದರೆ ಸೂಜಿ ಆ ತುಂಡುಗಳನ್ನು ಜೋಡಿಸಿ ಒಂದುಗೂಡಿಸುತ್ತದೆ. ಕತ್ತರಿಗೆ ಹೋಲಿಸಿದರೆ ಸೂಜಿ ಅತಿ ಚಿಕ್ಕ ವಸ್ತು. ಸಾಮಾಜಿಕವಾಗಿ ಇದರಿಂದ ಒಂದು ನೀತಿ ಸಿಕ್ಕುತ್ತದೆ. ಕೆಲವರು ಕತ್ತರಿಯಂತೆ ತಮಗೆ ಬೇಡವಾದುದನ್ನು ಕತ್ತರಿಸಿ ವಿಭಜಿಸುತ್ತಾರೆ. ಅದು ಸಮಾಜವಾಗಬಹುದು. ಸಂಸ್ಥೆಯಾಗಬಹುದು. ಸಂಸಾರವೇ ಆಗಬಹುದು. ಸ್ನೇಹವೂ ಆಗಬಹುದು. ಕತ್ತರಿಯ ಹರಿತಕ್ಕೆ ಒಳಗಾದವರು ದುಃಖಿಸುತ್ತಲೇ ಮತ್ತೆ ಮತ್ತೆ ತುಂಡಾಗುತ್ತಲೇ ಇರುತ್ತಾರೆ. ಆದರೆ ಸೂಜಿ ಚಿಕ್ಕದಾದರೂ ಕೆಲಸ ನಿಧಾನವಾದರೂ ತುಂಡಾದುದನ್ನು ಹೊಲಿದು ಜೋಡಿಸುವಂತೆ, ಸಜ್ಜನರು ವಿಭಜಿತರನ್ನು ಒಂದುಗೂಡಿಸಲು ಪ್ರಯತ್ನಿಸುತ್ತಲೇ ಇರುತ್ತಾರೆ. ಆದುದರಿಂದ ನಾವು ಸೂಜಿಯಂತಾಗಬೇಕು. ಕತ್ತರಿಯಂತಾಗಬಾರದು. ಇದೇ ಸಾಮಾಜಿಕ ನೀತಿ. ಇದನ್ನು ತಿಳಿದು ಬದುಕೋಣ. ಮನುಷ್ಯನದು ಸ್ವಂತದ್ದು ಏನಿದೆ? ಜನ್ಮ ಬೇರೆಯವರು ನೀಡಿದ್ದಾರೆ ..! ಹೆಸರು ಬೇರೆಯವರು ಇಟ್ಟಿದ್ದಾರೆ. ಶಿಕ್ಷಣ ಬೇರೆಯವರು ಕಲಿಸಿದ್ದಾರೆ.. ಕೆಲಸವು ಬೇರೆಯವರು ಕೊಟ್ಟಿದ್ದಾರೆ.. ನಾಳೆ ಸ್ಮಶಾನಕ್ಕೆ ಬೇರೆಯವರೇ ಹೊತ್ತುಕೊಂಡು ಹೋಗುತ್ತಾರೆ..! ಹಾಗಾದರೆ, ವ್ಯರ್ಥ ಅಹಂಕಾರ ಏಕೆ..? ಯಾವಾಗಲೂ ಒಳ್ಳೆಯ ಕರ್ಮದ ಬಗ್ಗೆ ಯೋಚಿಸಬೇಕಲ್ಲವೇ...? 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
F-E-A-R has two meanings Forgot Everything And Run Or Face Everything And Rise The Choice is yours.
जीवन मे सफल होना है तो पांच वाक्यों को कचरे के डिब्बे मे डाल दो। 1, लोग क्या कहेंगे ? 2, मुझसे नहीं होगा। 3, मेरा मुड़ नही है। 4, मेरी किस्मत खराब है। 5, मेरे पास टाइम नहीं हैं। हमेशा कहते रहिये की में सर्वश्रेष्ठ हु, में सब कुछ कर सकता हु और मेरा भगवान हमेशा मेरे साथ है। और फिर चमत्कार देखिये। आपका दिन मंगलमय हो।
Manager told a joke. Everyone in the team laughed except one guy... Manager asks him- Didn't you understand my Joke???? The guy replied- I'm on notice period.!!
A broken lover's emotional status on Facebook: "Agar wo meri nahi huyi to kisi aur ki bhi nahi hone doonga...!" 152 Likes and 1 comment. Friend's Comment: "Agar wo teri ho gayi to sab ki hone dega kya??!"😂 Status deleted. ..:- !!!!😂😂😂😂. . . . .
टीचर: बेटा अगर सच्चे दिल से प्रार्थना की जाए तो वो जरूर सफल होती है। . पप्पू: रहने दो सर, अगर ऐसा होता तो आप मेरे सर नहीं ससुर होते।
Law College. Professor: if you have to give an orange, what will you say? Student: take this orange. Prof: no. Tell like a lawyer. Student: I Ramakrishna son of Satyamurthy resident of Bangalore, Karnataka do here by solemnly affirm and voluntarily and consciously declare out of my volition and without any fear or favour or pressure or undue influence that I'm giving this fruit called orange on which I have absolute right, title and interest along with its peel, juice,seed and pulp. I am also giving you absolute and unqualified right and interest to cut, peel,store in freeze or eat it. You will also have the right to give this along with its peel, juice,seed or pulp to any one whosoever. I further declare that I will be solely responsible and liable for any dispute till today pertaining to this orange. And after this conveyance today, my relationship with this orange will cease to exist. Prof: My lord, where is your feet....
Two Jewish men, Sid and Al, were sitting in a Indian restaurant in New York. Sid asked Al, 'Are there any Jewish people of our faith born and raised in India?' Al replied, 'I don't know, let's just ask our waiter.' When the waiter came by, Al asked him, 'Are there any Indian Jews?' The waiter said, 'I won't be knowing, but I will ask the chef. After he returned from the kitchen a few minutes later and said, 'No sir, no Indian Jews.' Al wasn't really satisfied with that and asked, 'Are you absolutely sure?' The waiter, realizing he was dealing with 'foreigners' gave the expected answer, 'I check again,' and went back into the kitchen. While the waiter was away in the kitchen, Sid said, 'I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in India. Our people are scattered everywhere.' The waiter returned and said, 'The Chef and the Captain my boss and they all say there is no Indian Jews.' 'Are you certain?' Al asked once again, 'I just can't believe there are no Indian Jews!' Listen you idiots , I asked EVERYONE,' replied the frustrated waiter. 'All we have is Mango Jews, Pineapple Jews, Orange Jews, Coconut Jews & Tomato Jews! No Indian Jews OK!!!!!???!!
WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? 👍 👍 👍 👍 If swimming is a good exercise to stay FIT, why are whales FAT???? 😳😳😳😳 Why is the place in a stadium where people SIT, called a STAND???? 😣😣😣😣 Why is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN, but nobody wants to DIE???? 😱😱😱😱 In our country, we have FREEDOM of SPEECH, then why do we have TELEPHONE BILLS???? 😡😡😡😡 If money doesn't grow on TREES, then why do BANKS have BRANCHES? 😆😆😆😆 Why doesn't GLUE stick to its BOTTLE???? 😭😭😭😭 Why do you still call it a BUILDING, when its already BUILT???? 😨😨😨😨 If it is true that we are here to HELP others, what are others HERE for???? 😆😆😆😆 If you aren't supposed to DRINK and DRIVE, why do bars have PARKING lots???? 😲😲😲😲 If all the nations in the world are in DEBT, where did all the MONEY go???? 😧😧😧😧 When dog food is new with improved TASTE, who TESTS it???? 😈😈😈😈 If the "Black Box" flight recorder Is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff???? 🙀🙀🙀🙀 Who copyrighted the copyright symbol???? 🙈🙈🙈🙈 Can you cry under water? 😂😭😂😭 Why do people say "You've been working like a dog," when dogs just sit around all day???? 😆😆😆😆 We all are living in a seriously funny world!!!! 😝😜😆😛 So Enjoy!!!! 😊😊😊😊 Don't laugh alone pass it on.
Hope this will make you laugh and think!!!!
😂😂😂😂 ⛔DIVORCE vs. MURDER🚫 A nice, calm & respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes & said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide❗ The pharmacist asked😥 "Why in the world do you need cyanide❓ The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband❗ The pharmacist's eyes😳got big & he explained, "Lord have mercy❗I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law. I'll lose my license❗They'll throw both of us in jail❗All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not❗You CANNOT have any cyanide. Just get a divorce"❗ The lady reached into her purse & pulled out a picture of her husband with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture & said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription"❗❗❗ 😝😝😜😜😂😂😂😆😆😆
ಇದನ್ನು ಯಾರು ಬರೆದಿದ್ದಾರೋ ಗೊತ್ತಿಲ್ಲ,ಅವರಿಗೆ ಅಬಿನ೦ದನೆಗಳು ಮಾನವಾ, ಹಣವಿಲ್ಲದಾಗ ನೀನು
An interesting article. Life can begin at 55, it is all in your hands! Many people feel unhappy, health-wise and security-wise, after 60 years of age, owing to the diminishing importance given to them and their opinions. But, it need not be so, if only we understand the basic principles of life and follow them scrupulously. Here are ten mantras to age gracefully and make life after retirement pleasant. 1. Never say I am aged' : There are three ages, chronological, biological, and psychological. The first is calculated based on our date of birth; the second is determined by the health conditions; the third is how old we feel we are. While we don't have control over the first, we can take care of our health with good diet, exercise and a cheerful attitude. A positive attitude and optimistic thinking can reverse the third age. 2. Health is wealth: If you really love your kith and kin, taking care of your health should be your priority. Thus, you will not be a burden to them. Have an annual health check-up & practice yoga & pranayama to keep Medicare away.. Do take health insurance coverage. 3. Money is important: Money is essential for meeting the basic necessities of life, keeping good health and earning family respect and security. Don't spend beyond your means even for your children. You have lived for them all through and it is time you enjoyed a harmonious life with your spouse. If your children are grateful and they take care of you, you are blessed. But, never take it for granted. 4. Relaxation and recreation: The most relaxing and recreating forces are a healthy religious attitude, good sleep, music and laughter - hey that's where I come in 💋. Have faith in God, learn to sleep well, love good music and see the funny side of life. 5. Time is precious: It is almost like holding a horses' reins. When they are in your hands, you can control them. Imagine that everyday you are born again. Yesterday is a cancelled cheque. Tomorrow is a promissory note. Today is ready cash - use it profitably. Live this moment; live it fully, now, in the present time. 6. Change is the only permanent thing: We should accept change - it is inevitable. The only way to make sense out of change is to join in the dance. Change has brought about many pleasant things. We should be happy that our children are blessed. 7. Enlightened selfishness: All of us are basically selfish. Whatever we do, we expect something in return. We should definitely be grateful to those who stood by us. But, our focus should be on the internal satisfaction and the happiness we derive by doing good for others, without expecting anything in return. Perform a random act of kindness daily. 8. Forget and forgive: Don't be bothered too much about others' mistakes. We are not spiritual enough to show our other cheek when we are slapped in one. But for the sake of our own health and happiness, let us forgive and forget them. Otherwise, we will be only increasing our blood pressure. 9. Everything has a purpose: Take life as it comes. Accept yourself as you are and also accept others for what they are. Everybody is unique and is right in his own way. 10. Overcome the fear of death: We all know that one day we have to leave this world. Still we are afraid of death. We think that our spouse and children will be unable to withstand our loss. But the truth is no one is going to die for you; they may be depressed for some time. Time heals everything and they will go on. Pass it to all 50+ you may know 🙏😊
In this post , we share our trekking experience to Savandurga Hills , near Magadi town about 60 kms from Bangalore.
- One of the largest monolith hill in Asia
- Raises upto 1200m from sea level. Formed by 2 hills known locally as Karigudda (Black Hill) and BilliGudda (White hill )
- Consists of peninsular gneiss , granites
- Hill area ruled by many dynasties since the period of Hoysalas of 12th century
- Was considered as second capital during the period of Naada prabhu Sri.Kempegowda
- Also known as SavinaDurga ( Death Fort ) as during the rule of Kempegowda , prisoners / sinners used to be dragged to the top of hill and dropped to death - similar to Tippu drop in Nandi Hills
- Fort remains on the hill are still visible
- Surrounded by serene green & state owned forest - makes the spot more adventurous for Trekking , Rock climbing , Nature walks etc
- On the hill foots are ancient temples deities worshipped - SriVeeraBhadra Swamy ( a form of Lord Shiva) , Kaali ( form of goddess Parvathi) and Narasimha ( form of Lord Vishnu )
- Has a Nandi idol on top of the hill - Peak point
It was a bright sunny day when our team visited this spot. The temperatures were shooting up to 35 degrees making us further sweat . We had come through Magadi over the state highway 85 from Bengaluru and then took the diversion on SH94 of 13kms journey from Magadi .After passing through SH94 for about 10 kms , there was a diversion which led to this hill for about 3 kms which was fulfilling surrounded with state forest serene on both sides of the road which are well maintained. We visited the temples took darshan and headed towards climbing the hill.
We took the passage which was just opposite to Narasimhaswamy temple and started slowly stepping up . It was around mid noon and the temperatures were shooting up , the rocks were getting hotter & hotter, thanks to the clouds which were just on time reducing our tiredness.
There are no foot steps / ropes available to climb the hill . Hence we took along extra precautions of getting the required food stuffs , lot of drinks . Remember , this spot have very few hotels - we recommend to get parcels of your food stuffs.
We were greeted by circling hawks , hill chameleon lizards of different colors all along the path. People say at night times this spot attracts animals such as Leopards , Bears etc - luckily we did not notice them on our path !!
After covering half of the hills , we noticed the remains of the fort which is believed to be existing since 15th century during the period of Kempegowda. The spot where prisoners were dropped to death is still present reminding the history.
|Fort - Drop spot|
There were less visitors on the day around 20-30 when we visited this spot. People say spot is always safe and away from crimes. We still recommend to always explore in a group.
We could not visit the Nandi Idol on top of the hill due to our schedule constraint and started descending back , reached the hill foot within an hours time.
Overall an awesome spot to explore with family and friends. Best time to explore would be during weekends in the early morning and evening.
Do visit here and share your experience.
In this post , we share our visit experience to Sri Veerabhadra Swamy and NarasimhaSwamy temples in Savandurga Hill area near Magadi which is about 60 kms from Bangalore and about 10 kms from Magadi town.
This area is famous for its monolith hill Savandurga which is considered to be one among the largest monolith hills in Asia raising upto 1200m above sea level and attracts trekking aspirants.
At the hill foot are two ancient temples believed to be existing for many generations since 15th century. These temples attract many pilgrims from surrounding districts,
Savandi VeeraBhadra Swamy Temple
- This temple is about 3 kms from Magadi - Big Banayan tree main road
- This 3 km drive provides an awesome breezy view of Savandurga forest trees
- Temple has 2 sanctums. The main sanctum have idols of Veerabhadra Swamy , Ganesha and Goddess Kaali.
- Surrounded by this temple is a mantap and many stay rooms donated by devotees. We noticed around 30 such rooms all of which were empty. If you are planning to stay back at this spot / arranging any functions - these may be hired.
- Free lunch is organized by the temple trust as Prasadam.
- Temple is open from morning between 7 AM to 1 PM and in evening between 5.30 PM to 7 PM
From this temple , awesome views of Savandurga Hill may be snapped.
Narasimha Swamy Temple
- This temple is about less than 1 kms from VeeraBhadra Swamy temple
- Main sanctum has the idol of Narasimha Swamy ( form of Lord Vishnu ) . This unique idol seem to formed of a rock and is about 3-4 feet showing only the face of the idol - which reminded us Muthathi temple.
- Other sanctums include idols of Lakshmi & Navagraha.
- Visitors trekking the hill pass through this temple
- There is a park opposite to this temple where medical herbs , plants , trees are cultivated.
- Temple is open from morning between 7 AM to 1 PM and in evening between 5.30 PM to 7 PM
There are only few shops selling cool drinks , snacks near this spot. We recommend you to carry good food supplies while visiting this spot. Don't miss the tender coconut sweetness at this spot. Few monkeys may be noticed , so take care while having your party !!
Overall a very nice spot to visit with family and friends - enjoy over a weekend. Do visit this spot and share your experience.
In this post , we share our visit experience to one of the awesome spots of Magadi - Sri Someshwara temple . This spot is about 55 kms from Bangalore and 1 km from Magadi town.
Magadi was formed during the 12 century which has seen many reigns including the Cholas , Hoysalas , Vijayanagar Kings , the Mysore Wodeyars etc. During the period of Sri.Kempegowda - the founder of Bendakaalooru ( the present Bengaluru ) , it found its heights with many reforms happening in this region. Later his son Mummudi Kempegowda , the next grandchildren - DoddaVeerappa , next KempaVeraappa gowda ruled this region. This temple is believed to be constructed during the period of KempaVeraappa gowda during 1512 as per the copper plates and old wall carvings available even now with a history of about 500 years.
This temple is constructed in the Dravidian Style , has small gopurams on all 4 sides of the temple. The temple gopuram was struck with a thunderbolt and had got damaged few 100 years back which has been renovated in a fine way by the Archaeological department of Karnataka. On the pillars , beautiful sculpture work of animals , birds , dancers are carved.
Lord Shiva in the form of Someshwara Linga which is at a height of about 3 feet from ground level , with Nandi Idol in front is the main deity worshiped here. In the surrounding mantaps - Goddess Parvathi idol of about 5 feet , Sri Satyanarayana Idol of 4 feet are consecrated. There is also a Nrutya Mantapa (Dance Floor) known as Kempegowda Hazara - where cultural functions are believed to be arranged. On the roof top of this mantap , beautiful paintings were depicted of which only few remains are visible now.
Some of the stone pillars used in the Mantapa , when tapped with some coin etc make a sound of copper metal . In this spot , one may view the area where Kempegowda used to give judgments during meetings.
Bramharathotsava function is another main event attracting thousands of devotees here during the period of Rathasapthami. Temple is usually open in the morning between 7 to 11 AM and in the evening between 4 to 6 PM. We recommend to visit here during 8.30 to 10.00 AM.
There is also a Nandi idol mantap consecrated on a rock of about 30 feet which seem to be identification of the region boundaries.
The priests/deekshits here must be really praised - when we reached the spot the temple door was closed . We called up the priests on their mobile displayed on the door who informed shall reach temple to arrange pooja , although they had to take care of other temples nearby - which may be due to less frequent visitors to this temple.
Overall a very good spot to visit with your family and friends. Do visit this spot and share your experience.
In this post , we cover our recent visit to the historic town "Magadi" , in Ramanagar district about 40 kms from Bangalore . This town is infamously known after the birth place of Nada prabhu Sri.Kempegowda - founder of Bendakaalooru , the current Bengaluru who ruled this region for many years.
This spot houses few ancient temples , attracting visitors & introducing them back to the history days displaying the wonderful art and sculptures of our ancestors . One of such infamous spots is the Ranganatha Swamy temple , near Thirumale village in Magadi.
Few Highlights of this temple
This spot houses few ancient temples , attracting visitors & introducing them back to the history days displaying the wonderful art and sculptures of our ancestors . One of such infamous spots is the Ranganatha Swamy temple , near Thirumale village in Magadi.
Few Highlights of this temple
- Believed to be existing since 12th century since the formation of Magadi during Cholas period
- Idols of main deities - Lord Vishnu , BhooDevi . Other idols accompanied include Ganesha , Hanuman , Alwar saints surrounding the main sanctum
- The Gopuram was opened during 1959 by Sri Jaya chamaraja Wadeyar - the governor of Mysore during that period.
- Temple has a small Kalyani - water pond.
It was a bright sunny day when we reached this spot . We took the state highway SH85 which was initially busy till Thavarekere town , later we could shift gears and reach the spot within an hour. Karnataka Tourism Signboards and entry arch along the roadside make this place easily accessible without much fuss.
There was a special pooja conducted on the day we visited and we had to wait till 9.30 AM for the first darshan. Surrounded by the dwarapalakas , the decorated ornate idol of Ranganatha was totally mesmerizing to the eyes which filled us with lot of satisfaction of our visit. Sanctums supported with all stone pillars with carvings of different forms of Vishnu were among other attractions.
Special poojas are conducted here during annual fests , procession idol is taken all over the village over the temple's wood chariot. Kalyan Mantaps are available where marriage functions are conducted . Temple is open on all days between 6.30 AM to 11.00 AM and in evening between 5.30 PM to 7.30 PM.
Overall a very nice spot to visit and spend time with family and friends. Do visit this spot and share your experience.
How To Live & Die
Time & Smile are two critical things in life.. Sometimes time makes you forget how to Smile & Sometimes someone’s Smile makes us forget time
A man & a woman who never met before, find themselves on upper & lower berth of a long distance train. At 2 am, Man leans over saying, "Ma'm, sorry to bother you, Would you be kind enough to give me a 2nd blanket from the side table. Its awfully cold. "I have a better idea", she replied, "Just for tonight, why don't we pretend that we are married !! "Great idea Madam. "He replied in excitement. She says,"Well then Get up & take it yourself.." 😷👹😷🙀
Two things are very difficult to achieve!!! 1. To plant your ideas in someone else's head. 2. To put someone else's money in your own pocket. The one who succeeds in the first one is called a TEACHER. And the second is called a BUSINESSMAN. The one who succeed in both is called a WIFE. The one who fails in both is called a HUSBAND!!! 😜😜😜😜😜
Death asked Life "Why does everyone love you and hate me?" Life replied: "Because I am a Beautiful lie & you are a Painful TRUTH" ...!!!!
🔴Such a sweet message: Baby mosquito came back after its first flying... His dad asked him, "how do u feel ?" He replied "it was wonderful daddy... All humans clapped hands for me!! :)" Moral:- Life is too beautiful, it depends on our way of thinking, why waste time on what people think...😊👌
People who Change after Change, "WILL SURVIVE". People who Change with the Change, "WILL SUCCEED". People who cause the Change, "WILL LEAD". Normal people say... "Success knocks your door only once" but Believers say... "Knock the door of success, until success opens the door".
✍"ಯಾರಿಗೂ ಉಪದೇಶ ಮಾಡಲು ಹೋಗಬೇಡಿ...ಕಾರಣ,,ದಡ್ಡರು ಕೇಳುವುದಿಲ್ಲ..ಜಾಣರಿಗೆ ಅದರ ಅವಶ್ಯಕತೆಯೇ ಇಲ್ಲ....""" ಹೆರಡೋಟಸ್..... ✍""ವಿದ್ಯಾರ್ಥಿಗಳನ್ನು ಉತ್ಸಾಹಗೊಳಿಸದೆ ಕೇವಲ ಪಾಠ ಹೇಳುವ ಶಿಕ್ಷಕನು, ಕಬ್ಬಿಣವನ್ನು ಕಾಯಿಸದೆಯೇ ಬಡಿಯುತ್ತಿದ್ದಾನೆ ಎಂದರ್ಥ"".. ಹೋರೆಸ್ ಮನ್..... ✍"ನಾಲಿಗೆಗೆ ಆದ ಗಾಯ ಮಾಯಬಹುದು...ಆದರೆ ನಾಲಿಗೆಯಿಂದ ಆದ ಗಾಯ"..??!!! ಅನಾಮಿಕ... ✍"ಸುಖವಾಗಿರುವುದರಲ್ಲಿ ಸುಖವಿಲ್ಲ..ಸುಖವಾಗಿದ್ದೇನೆಂದು,ಸುಖವಾಗಿಲ್ಲದವರಿಗೆ ಹೇಳುವುದರಲ್ಲಿ ಹೆಚ್ಚು ಸುಖವಿದೆ".. ಬೀ-chi ✍ಹುಡುಕು "ಕಳೆದುಕೊಂಡಲ್ಲಿಯೇ ಹುಡುಕಬೇಡ.ಒಂದು ದೊರೆತಲ್ಲಿಯೇ ಇನ್ನೊಂದಕ್ಕೆ ಹುಡುಕು".. ✍"ಕನಸು ಎಂದಿಗಾದರೂ ನಿಜವಾದುದುಂಟೆ ಎನ್ನುವವನು,ಎಂದೂ ಒಳ್ಳೆಯ ಕನಸನ್ನೆ ಕಂಡಿಲ್ಲ".. ಕಲಾಂ... ✍" ಬಿಳಿ ಕೂದಲಿನ ಬೆಲೆ ಏನೆಂಬುದನ್ನು ತಿಳಿಯಬೇಕಾದರೆ,,ಬೋಳು ತಲೆಯವನನ್ನು ಕೇಳಿ ನೋಡು".. 'ಸಮಸ್ತಂ ಸಮಾನ ಗೌರವಂ' ✍"ಒಂದೇ ಕತ್ತೆ ಇರುವ ಅಗಸ,ಅದನ್ನು ಕುದುರೆಯಂತೆ ಕಾಣುತ್ತಾನೆ..ಒಂದೇ ಮಗನಿರುವ ತಂದೆ ಅವನನ್ನು ಕತ್ತೆಯನ್ನಾಗಿ ಮಾಡುತ್ತಾನೆ".. ಪ್ರಾಣೇಶ್.. ✍"ದಣಿವಿನಲ್ಲಿ ವಿಶ್ರಾಂತಿ ದೊರೆಯಬೇಕು.. ವಿಶ್ರಾಂತಿಯಿಂದಲೇ ದಣಿವು ಆಗಬಾರದು".. ಅನುಭವಿ.. ✍"ವಿವೇಕಿಯ ನಾಲಿಗೆ ಅವನ ಹೃದಯದಲ್ಲಿರುತ್ತದೆ.ಅವಿವೇಕಿಯ ಹೃದಯ ಅವನ ನಾಲಿಗೆಯಲ್ಲಿರುತ್ತದೆ".. ಲಿಂಕನ್.. ✍"ಹುಂಜ ಸುಮ್ಮನಿದ್ದು ಹೇಂಟೆ ಕೂಗಾಡುವ ಮನೆ ಹಾಳಾಗಲು ಬಹು ದಿನಗಳು ಬೇಕಿಲ್ಲ".... ಬೀ-chi ✍""ಕೊನೆಗೆ ನೆನಪಿನಲ್ಲುಳಿಯುವುದು, ಶತ್ರುಗಳ ಮಾತಲ್ಲ...ಮಿತ್ರರ ಮೌನ ಮಾತ್ರ"" ಹೆರಡೋಟಸ್.. ✍"ಹಣವಿಲ್ಲದ ಪುರುಷನನ್ನು ವೇಶ್ಯೆ ತೊರೆಯುತ್ತಾಳೆ.ಸೋತ ರಾಜನನ್ನು ಪ್ರಜೆಗಳು ತೊರೆಯುತ್ತಾರೆ.ಹಣ್ಣು ಬಿಡದ ಮರವನ್ನು ಪಕ್ಷಿಗಳು ತೊರೆಯುತ್ತವೆ.ನಿನ್ನಲ್ಲಿ ಸಾಮರ್ಥ್ಯ ಇರುವ ತನಕ ಮಾತ್ರ ನಿನಗೆ ಬೆಲೆ"... ಚಾಣಕ್ಯ.. ✍"ನೀರಿನಲ್ಲಿ ಮುಖವು ಅಸ್ಪಷ್ಟವಾಗಿ ಕಂಡರೂ,,,ಸರಾಯಿಯಲ್ಲಿ ಹೃದಯವು ಸ್ಪಷ್ಟವಾಗಿ ಕಾಣುತ್ತದೆ".. ಅ.ನ.ಕೃ.. ✍"ಬಹು ಮಾತನಾಡುವವನು,ಬರಿಗೈಲೆ ಉಣ್ಣಿಸುತ್ತಾನೆ".. ಕೌಟಿಲ್ಯ.. ✍ "ಹೆಣ್ಣು" "ತಾನು ಸೊಸೆಯಾಗಿದ್ದಾಗ ಅತ್ತೆಯನ್ನು ಸಹಿಸದ,,ತಾನು ಅತ್ತೆಯಾದಾಗ ಸೊಸೆಯನ್ನು ಸಹಿಸಿಕೊಳ್ಳಲಾಗದವಳೆ ಹೆಣ್ಣು" ಜಿ..ಎಸ್..ಎಸ್.. ✍"ಪ್ರೇಮಕ್ಕೆ ಕಲಹವೇ ಆಹಾರ. ಹೆಚ್ಚಾದರೆ ಅಜೀರ್ಣದಿಂದ ಸಾಯುತ್ತದೆ.ಕಡಿಮೆಯಾದರೆ ಹಸಿವಿನಿಂದ ಸಾಯುತ್ತದೆ." 'ಶೇಕ್ಸ್ ಪಿಯರ್' ✍" ಜಾಣತನವನ್ನು ಬಚ್ಚಿಟ್ಟುಕೊಳ್ಳುವುದೇ, ಜಾಣತನದ ಮೊದಲ ಜಾಣತನ"... 'ಟಿ.ಪಿ.ಕೈಲಾಸಂ'.. ✍"ಮಲತಾಯಿ ಇರುವ ಮನೆಯಲ್ಲಿ,ಹೆತ್ತ ತಂದೆ ಮಲತಂದೆಯಾಗಲು ಬಹು ಸಮಯ ಬೇಕಿಲ್ಲ".. 'ಡಿ.ವಿ.ಜಿ'... ✍"ಹೆಣ್ಣನ್ನು ತೆಗಳುವವನಿಗೆ,ಹೆಣ್ಣಿನ ಹೃದಯದ ಪರಿಚಯ ಸಾಕಷ್ಟು ಆಗಿಲ್ಲ...ಹೊಗಳುವವನಿಗೆ ಎಷ್ಷೂ ಆಗಿಲ್ಲ ""... ಅ.ನ.ಕೃ... ✍"ಮದುವೆಯಾಗದ ಹೆಣ್ಣು ಕಳ್ಳ ಮಾಲು ಇದ್ದಂತೆ.ಅದನ್ನು ಬೇಗ ಸಾಗಿಸಿದಷ್ಟು ಹೆಚ್ಚು ಲಾಭ".. ಪಿ.ಲಂಕೇಶ್... ✍"ಮದುವೆಯಾದವರಲ್ಲಿ ಕೂಡ ಕೆಲವರು ಸುಖವಾಗಿದ್ದಾರೆ.ಆದರೆ ಅವರ ಸುಖಕ್ಕೆ ಕಾರಣ ಮದುವೆಯಲ್ಲ"... ಅನುಭವಿ.. ✍'ಬುದ್ಧಿವಂತಿಕೆ' "ಶತ್ರುವಿನಿಂದಲೂ ಬುದ್ಧಿ ಕಲಿ.ಮಿತ್ರನಿಗೂ ಹೇಳಲು ಹೋಗಬೇಡ"... 'ಅಣ್ಣಾ ಅಜಾರೆ'... ✍"ಎಲ್ಲವನ್ನು ಮಾಡುವವನು ನಾನೆ ಎನ್ನುವಂತೆ ದುಡಿ..ಎಲ್ಲವನ್ನು ಕೊಡುವವನು ದೇವನೇ ಎನ್ನುವಂತೆ ನುಡಿ".. "ಸಾಯಿ ಬಾಬ"
Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strength. When you go through hardships & decide not to surrender, that is strength...*********Humorous description of seven stages of Life.😊. 1.) 👼 0-5 yrs we experience many "SPILLS" .. 2.) 👶 6-16 yrs we undergo many "DRILLS" .. 3.) 👱 17-25 yrs we discover many "THRILLS" .. 4.) 👦 26-40 yrs we have to pay many "BILLS" .. 5.) 👨 41-60 yrs we suffer many "ILLS" .. 6.) 👳 61-75 yrs we take many "PILLS" .. 7.) 👴 76 yrs. & above we worry abt our "WILLS" .... 8.) Thereafter we remain / smile in STILLS !!!!!!!*********
ವೈದಿಕರ ಹುಡುಗನೊಬ್ಬ ಐಟಿ ಕಂಪೆನಿಯೊಂದಕ್ಕೆ ಕೆಲಸ ಕೇಳಿಕೊಂಡು ಹೋದ. ಅಲ್ಲಿ ಅವನ ಸಾಮಾನ್ಯಜ್ಞಾನ ಪರೀಕ್ಷಿಸಲು ಕೇಳಿದರು, "ಜಗತ್ತಿನ ಅತಿ ಹಳೆಯ ಐಟಿ ಕಂಪನಿ ಯಾವುದು? " ಥಟ್ಟನೆ ಹೇಳಿದ, "ನಿಮ್ದೇ ಕಂಪೆನಿ ಸಾರ್, ವಿಪ್ರೋ." "ಅದ್ಹೇಗೆ ಹೇಳ್ತೀರಾ?" "ಸಾರ್, ರಾಮಾಯಣದಲ್ಲೇ ಅದರ ಬಗ್ಗೆ ಉಲ್ಲೇಖ ಇದೆ: ಆಸ್ತೇ ಕೃತಯುಗೇ ವಿಪ್ರೋ ಧರ್ಮಕರ್ಮವಿಶಾರದ ಅಂತ!" "ಹೌದಾ? ಸರಿ ನಿಮ್ಮ ವಿದ್ಯಾರ್ಹತೆ ಬಗ್ಗೆ ಹೇಳಿ." "ಸಾರ್, ನಾನು ವೇದ ಕಲ್ತಿದ್ದೀನಿ ಸಾರ್!" "ರೀ, ವೇದ ಕಲ್ತು ಇಲ್ಲೇನ್ಮಾಡ್ತೀರಾ?" ಸಾರ್, ವೇದಾಧ್ಯಯನ ಮಾಡಿದ್ರೆ ವಿಪ್ರೋದಲ್ಲಿ ಕೆಲಸ ಸಿಗುತ್ತೇಂತ ನನಗೆ ಉಪನಯನ ಆದಾಗ್ಲೇ ಹೇಳಿದ್ರು ಸಾರ್, ವೇದಾಧ್ಯಯನತೋ ವಿಪ್ರೋ ಬ್ರಹ್ಮವಿದ್ ಬ್ರಹ್ಮವಿದ್ ಬ್ರಾಹ್ಮಣ ಸ್ಮೃತಃ ಅಂತ!" ಸಂದರ್ಶಕರು ಇನ್ನೂ ಕೊಮಾದಲ್ಲಿದ್ದಾರಂತೆ! 😵😲
ನೆನಪಿದೆಯೇ ಕ್ರಿಕೆಟ್ ತಳಿಗಳೇ... ನಾವೆಲ್ಲ ಚಿಕ್ಕವರಿದ್ದಾಗ ಒಂದು ಆಟವಾಡುತ್ತಿದ್ದೆವು... ಅದೇ "ಕಣ್ಣಾಮುಚ್ಚಾಲೆ" ಆಟ... ಅದರ ನಡೆ ಹೀಗಿದೆ : "ಕಣ್ಣಾ ಮುಚ್ಚೇ.... ಕಾಡೇ ಗೂಡೇ.... ಉದ್ದಿನ ಮೂಟೆ.... ಉರುಳೇ ಹೋಯ್ತು.... ನಮ್ಮಯ ಹಕ್ಕಿ ... ನಿಮ್ಮಯ ಹಕ್ಕಿ .... ಬಿಟ್ಟೇ ಬಿಟ್ಟೆ ... " ನಮ್ಮ ಹಿಂದಿನವರು ಮಕ್ಕಳಾಟಗಳಲ್ಲೂ ಸಹ ಎಷ್ಟು ಚೆನ್ನಾಗಿ ರಾಮಾಯಣದ, ಮಹಾಭಾರತದ ಕತೆಗಳನ್ನು ಜೋಡಿಸಿ ಹೆಣೆಯುತ್ತಿದ್ದರು... ಅಂಥಹ ಒಂದು ರಾಮಾಯಣದ ಕಥೆಯ ನಿರೂಪಣೆ ಈ ಮೇಲಿನ ಆಟದಲ್ಲಿದೆ.... ಅದು ಹೇಗೇ ? 👇👇ನೋಡಿ... "ಕಣ್ಣಾ ಮುಚ್ಚೆ " - ಅಂದರೆ ಅಯೋಧ್ಯೆಯ ಮಹಾರಾಜ "ದಶರಥ" ಕಣ್ಣು ಮುಚ್ಚಲು.... "ಕಾಡೇ ಗೂಡೆ "- ಶ್ರೀರಾಮಚಂದ್ರನಿಗೆ ಕಾಡೇ ಮನೆಯಾಯಿತು... "ಉದ್ದಿನಮೂಟೆ" - ಅಹಂಕಾರದಿಂದ ಉದ್ದಿನ ಬೇಳೆಯಂತೆ (ಮೂಟೆಯಂತೆ) ಉಬ್ಬಿಹೋಗಿದ್ದ ರಾವಣನನ್ನು ... "ಉರುಳೇ ಹೋಯ್ತು" - ಯುದ್ಧದಲ್ಲಿ ರಾಮ ಹೊಡೆದು ನೆಲಕ್ಕುರುಳಿಸಿದ.... ಅದೆ ಸೊಕ್ಕಿನ ಮೂಟೆ, ಅದೇ ಉದ್ದಿನ ಮೂಟೆ ಉರುಳೇ ಹೋಯ್ತು.... "ನಮ್ಮಯ ಹಕ್ಕಿ, ನಿಮ್ಮಯ ಹಕ್ಕಿ ಬಿಟ್ಟೇ ಬಿಟ್ಟೆ ".... ಸಾತ್ವಿಕನಾದ ವಿಭೀಷಣ (ರಾವಣನ ತಮ್ಮ ) ಸೀತೆಯನ್ನು ಗೌರವಾಧರಗಳಿಂದ ತಂದು ಶ್ರೀರಾಮನಿಗೊಪ್ಪಿಸಿದ... ರಾವಣ ತಿಳಿದಂತೆ ಇದು ನಮ್ಮ ಹಕ್ಕಿ ಅಲ್ಲ , ನಿಮ್ಮಯ ಹಕ್ಕಿ ಬಿಟ್ಟು ಕಳಿಸಿಕೊಡುತ್ತಿದ್ದೇವೆ ಸ್ವೀಕರಿಸಿ, ಎಂದು ರಾಮ ಲಕ್ಷ್ಮಣರನ್ನು ಪ್ರಾರ್ಥಿಸಿದ... ಈ ಅರ್ಥದಲ್ಲಿ ಇಡೀ ರಾಮಾಯಣದ ಕಥೆಯನ್ನು ಈ ಮಕ್ಕಳಾಟದಲ್ಲಿ ಪೋಣಿಸಿದವರು ನಮ್ಮ ಹಿಂದಿನ ತಲೆಮಾರಿನವರು.... ಹೀಗಿದೆ ನೋಡಿ ಅರ್ಥ ಈ "ಕಣ್ಣಾಮುಚ್ಚಾಲೆ" ಆಟಕ್ಕೆ.... ಈಗಿನ ಕಾಲದಲ್ಲೂ ಹಳ್ಳಿಗರ ಬಾಯಲ್ಲಿ ಹೀಗೆಲ್ಲ ರಾಮಾಯಣದ ಕಥೆ ಹರಿದಾಡುತ್ತಿರುವಾಗ, ಆ ತ್ರೇತಾಯುಗದಲ್ಲಿ ಜನಿಸಿದ್ದ (ಭಗವಂತ) "ಶ್ರೀರಾಮಚಂದ್ರ" ಎಂಥಾ ಪ್ರಸಿದ್ಧ ರಾಜನಾಗಿದ್ದ ? ಎಂಥಾ ವ್ಯಕ್ತಿತ್ವ ಹೊಂದಿದ್ದ ? ಅದು ನಮ್ಮ ಊಹೆಗೂ ಮೀರಿದ ಸಂಗತಿಯಾಗಿದೆ... "ರಾಮ, ರಾಮ , ಎಂಬ ಎರಡಕ್ಷರವೇ ಅಧ್ಬುತ "... ಅದಕ್ಕೆ ದಾಸರು ಸಲಿಗೆಯಿಂದ ಹಾಡಿದ್ದು : ನೀನ್ಯಾಕೋ ! ನಿನ್ನ ಹಂಗ್ಯಾಕೋ !! ನಿನ್ನ ನಾಮದ ಬಲವೊಂದಿದ್ದರೆ ಸಾಕೋ... 🙏🙏🙏
ಇಷ್ಟು ಹಣ ಸಿಕ್ಕರೆ ನೀವು ಏನ್ ಮಾಡ್ತಿರಿ?:~ (ಇದು ನಿಮ್ಮ ವ್ಯಕ್ತಿತ್ವ ವಿಕಸನಕ್ಕಾಗಿ) ”ಅದೊಂದು ಭಾರೀ ಬಹುಮಾನದ ಸ್ಪರ್ಧೆ. ಗೆದ್ದವರ ಬ್ಯಾಂಕ್ ಅಕೌಂಟ್ ಗೆ ದಿನವೂ 86,400 ಅಮೆರಿಕನ್ ಡಾಲರ್ (ನಮ್ಮ ರೂಪಾಯಿಗಳ ಲೆಕ್ಕದಲ್ಲಿ 41.5 ಲಕ್ಷ) ಹಣವನ್ನು ಪ್ರತಿ ದಿನವೂ ಹಾಕುವುದಾಗಿ ಸ್ಪರ್ಧೆಯನ್ನು ಹಮ್ಮಿಕೊಂಡ ಕಂಪನಿ ಘೋಷಿಸಿರುತ್ತದೆ. ಹಣದ ಮೇಲಿನ ಆಸೆಯಿಂದ ಸ್ಪರ್ಧೆಯಲ್ಲಿ ನೀವೂ ಪಾಲ್ಗೊಳ್ಳುತ್ತೀರಿ. ಆಗಲೇ, ಗೆಲುವೆಂಬುದು ನಿರಾಯಾಸವಾಗಿ ನಿಮ್ಮ ಕೈ ಹಿಡಿದುಬಿಡುತ್ತದೆ. ಮರುದಿನದಿಂದಲೇ ನಿಮ್ಮ ಬ್ಯಾಂಕ್ ಖಾತೆಗೆ 84,400 ಡಾಲರ್ ಹಣವನ್ನು ಹಾಕುವ ಕೆಲಸ ಆರಂಭವಾಗಬೇಕು. ಆ ಸಂದರ್ಭದಲ್ಲಿ ಸ್ಪರ್ಧೆಯನ್ನು ಹಮ್ಮಿಕೊಂಡ ಸಂಸ್ಥೆ ಐದು ಷರತ್ತುಗಳನ್ನು ಹಾಕುತ್ತದೆ. ಆ ನಿಬಂಧನೆಗಳು ಹೀಗಿರುತ್ತವೆ: 1. ನಿಮ್ಮ ಅಕೌಂಟ್ ಗೆ ಹಾಕುವ 86,400 ಡಾಲರ್ ಹಣವನ್ನು ಅವತ್ತಿನದನ್ನು ಅವತ್ತೇ ಖರ್ಚು ಮಾಡಿಬಿಡಬೇಕು. ನೀವೇನಾದರೂ ಬಾಕಿ ಉಳಿಸಿದರೆ, ಅದನ್ನೆಲ್ಲ ಮುಲಾಜಿಲ್ಲದೆ ವಾಪಸ್ ಪಡೆಯಲಾಗುತ್ತದೆ. 2. ನಿಮಗೆ ಕೊಡುವ ಬಹುಮಾನದ ಹಣವನ್ನು ನೀವು ಇನ್ನೊಬ್ಬರ ಅಕೌಂಟ್ ಗೆ ವರ್ಗಾಯಿಸುವಂತಿಲ್ಲ. 3. ಬಹುಮಾನದ ರೂಪದಲ್ಲಿ ಬ್ಯಾಂಕ್ ಖಾತೆಗೆ ದಿನದಿನ ಬಂದು ಬೀಳುವ ಅಷ್ಟೂ ಹಣಕ್ಕೆ ನೀವು ಮಾತ್ರ ವಾರಸುದಾರರು. 3. ಪ್ರತಿ ದಿನವೂ ನೀವು ಹಾಸಿಗೆಯಿಂದ ಎದ್ದ ತಕ್ಷಣವೇ, ಆ ದಿನದ ಮೊತ್ತವಾಗಿ ನಿಮ್ಮ ಅಕೌಂಟ್ ಗೆ 86,400 ಡಾಲರ್ ಹಣ ಸಂದಾಯವಾಗಿದೆ ಎಂದು ತಿಳಿಸುವ ವ್ಯವಸ್ಥೆ ಮಾಡಲಾಗಿರುತ್ತದೆ. 4. ಯಾವುದೇ ರೀತಿಯ ಮುನ್ಸೂಚನೆಯನ್ನೂ ಕೊಡದೆ ಈ ಬಹುಮಾನ ನೀಡಿಕೆ ಯೋಜನೆಯನ್ನು ದಿಢೀರ್ ನಿಲ್ಲಿಸುವ ಹಕ್ಕು ಬ್ಯಾಂಕ್ ಗಿರುತ್ತದೆ. ಯಾವ ಹೊತ್ತಿನಲ್ಲಿ ಬೇಕಾದರೂ ”ಅದು ಆಟ ನಿಲ್ಲಿಸಬಹುದು’ ಅದನ್ನು ಮೊದಲೇ ತಿಳಿಯುವ ಅಥವಾ ಪ್ರಶ್ನಿಸುವ ಹಕ್ಕು ನಿಮಗಿರುವುದಿಲ್ಲ. ಇಂಥದೊಂದು ಸಂದರ್ಭ ಅಕಸ್ಮಾತ್ ಎದುರಾಗಿಬಿಟ್ಟರೆ ಏನು ಮಾಡುತ್ತೀರಿ ಹೇಳಿ; ಮೊದಲು ಮನೆ, ಕಾರು, ಜಮೀನು, ಚಿನ್ನ, ಸೈಟು… ಹೀಗೆ ಏನೇನು ಬೇಕೋ ಅದನ್ನೆಲ್ಲ ಖರೀದಿಸಿಬಿಡುತ್ತೀರಿ. ಇಂಥ ಎಲ್ಲ ಖರೀದಿಯೂ ಕೇವಲ ಒಂದು ವಾರದಲ್ಲಿ ದಕ್ಕುವ ಬಹುಮಾನದಿಂದಲೇ ಸಾಧ್ಯವಾಗಿಬಿಡುತ್ತದೆ. ಆಗ ನೀವೇನು ಮಾಡುತ್ತೀರಿ ಹೇಳಿ: ನಿಧಾನವಾಗಿ ಬಂಧುಗಳ ಕಡೆಗೆ ತಿರುಗುತ್ತೀರಿ. ಹಣವೆಂಬುದು ಮೂಟೆಗಟ್ಟಲೆ ಬಂದು ಬೀಳುತ್ತಿದೆ. ಖರ್ಚು ಮಾಡದೇ ಹೋದರೆ, ಅವತ್ತೇ ವಾಪಸ್ ಹೋಗಿಬಿಡುತ್ತದೆ ಎಂಬುದು ಗ್ಯಾರಂಟಿ ಆಗಿರುವುದರಿಂದ, ಕೆಲವೊಂದು ಬಾರಿ ಅಪರಿಚಿತರಿಗೂ ಅವರು ಕೇಳಿದ್ದನ್ನು ಕೊಡಿಸಲು ಪ್ರಯತ್ನಿಸುತ್ತೇವೆ. ಅದೊಂದು ದಿನ ನಮ್ಮಿಂದ ಏನನ್ನೂ ಪಡೆಯುವವರೇ ಇಲ್ಲವಾದಾಗ- ಅಯ್ಯೋ, ಇವತ್ತು ಅನ್ಯಾಯವಾಗಿ 86,400 ಡಾಲರ್ ವೇಸ್ಟ್ ಆಗಿಬಿಡ್ತು ಎಂದು ಹತಾಶರಾಗುತ್ತೇವೆ. ಡಿಯರ್ ಫ್ರೆಂಡ್ಸ್, ಈಗ ಹುಶಾರಾಗಿ ಕೇಳಿಸಿಕೊಳ್ಳಿ.: ದಿನದಿನವೂ 86,400 ಡಾಲರ್ ಗಳನ್ನು ಗೆಲ್ಲುವ ಸ್ಪರ್ಧೆಯಲ್ಲಿ ನಾವೆಲ್ಲರೂ ಇದ್ದೇವೆ.!! ಯಾಕೆ ಆಶ್ಚರ್ಯವಾಯಿತಾ? ಗೆಲ್ಲುವ ಅವಕಾಶ ನಮ್ಮಲ್ಲಿ ಎಲ್ಲರಿಗೂ ಇದೆ. ಅಂದಹಾಗೆ, ಈ ಸ್ಪರ್ಧೆಯನ್ನು ಹಮ್ಮಿಕೊಂಡಿರುವ ಸಂಸ್ಥೆಗೆ ”ಕಾಲ’ ಎಂಬ ಹೆಸರಿದೆ. ಈ ಒಗಟಿನಂಥ ಕಥೆಯನ್ನು ಸರಳವಾಗಿ ಹೇಳುವುದಾದರೆ ಅದು ಹೀಗೆ: 1. ಪ್ರತಿ ದಿನವೂ ಹಾಸಿಗೆಯಿಂದ ಏಳುತ್ತೇವಲ್ಲ? ಆಗ 86,400 ಸೆಕೆಂಡುಗಳ ಅವಧಿ ಜೀವಿಸಲು ಇರುವ ಬಹುಮಾನದ ಹಣದಂತೆ ನಮಗೆ ದಕ್ಕುತ್ತದೆ. 2. 86,400 ಸೆಕೆಂಡುಗಳ ಸಂಭ್ರಮವನ್ನೂ ರಾತ್ರಿ ನಿದ್ರೆಗೆ ಜಾರುವುದರೊಳಗೆ ನಾವು ಬಳಸಿಕೊಳ್ಳಬೇಕು. ಇಲ್ಲವಾದರೆ ಅದು ಲೆಕ್ಕಕ್ಕೆ ಸಿಗದೆ ಮಾಯವಾಗುತ್ತದೆ. 3. ಕಳೆದುಹೋದ “ನಿನ್ನೆ’ ಎಂದಿಗೂ ಮರಳಿ ಸಿಗುವುದಿಲ್ಲ. 4. ಇವತ್ತೇ ಕಡೆಯ ದಿನವೇನೋ ಎಂದುಕೊಂಡೇ ಕ್ಷಣಕ್ಷಣವನ್ನೂ ಖುಷಿಯಿಂದ ಬದುಕಬೇಕು. 5. ಪ್ರತಿ ಮುಂಜಾನೆಯೂ ನಮ್ಮ ಬದುಕಿನ ಅಕೌಂಟ್ ಗೆ 86,400 ಸೆಕೆಂಡುಗಳ ಸಂಭ್ರಮ ಬಂದು ಬೀಳುತ್ತೆ ನಿಜ. ಆದರೆ, ಅದನ್ನು ಕಾಲ ಎಂಬ ನಿರ್ದಯ ಯಾವ ಕ್ಷಣದಲ್ಲಿ ಬೇಕಾದರೂ ನಮ್ಮಿಂದ ಕಿತ್ತುಕೊಳ್ಳಬಹುದು! ಈ ಮಾತಿನ ಅರ್ಥ ಇಷ್ಟೇ: ಒಂದು ದಿನದಲ್ಲಿ ನಮಗೆ ಸಿಗುವ 86,400 ಸೆಕೆಂಡುಗಳು ಇವೆಯಲ್ಲ, ಅವುಗಳಿಗೆ ಬೆಲೆ ಕಟ್ಟಲು ಸಾಧ್ಯವೇ ಇಲ್ಲ. ಹಾಗಾಗಿ ಒಂದೊಂದು ಕ್ಷಣವನ್ನೂ ಉತ್ಕಟವಾಗಿ ಪ್ರೀತಿಸಿ. ನಿಮ್ಮ ಕುಟುಂಬದವರನ್ನ , ನಿಮ್ಮ ಗೆಳಯರನ್ನ , ನಿಮ್ಮ ಬಂಧು ಬಳಗದವರನ್ನ , ನಿಮ್ಮವರನ್ನ ಎಷ್ಟು ಸಾಧ್ಯವೋ ಅಷ್ಟು ಪ್ರೀತಿಸಿ, ನಾಳೆಯ ಬಗ್ಗೆ ಚಿಂತಿಸುವ ಬದಲು, ಇಂದು ಸಿಕ್ಕಿರುವ ಅವಕಾಶಗಳನ್ನು ನೆನೆದು ಖುಷಿಪಡಿ. ಸಮಯವನ್ನು ನೀವು ಗೌರವಿಸಿದ್ದೇ ಆದಲ್ಲಿ, ನಿಮ್ಮನ್ನು ಗೌರವಿಸುವ ಸಮಯ ಖಂಡಿತ ಬಂದೇ ಬರುತ್ತದೆ. ಹೌದು,🙂 ಲೈಫು ಇಷ್ಟೇನೇ,😊 ಲೈಫು ಹೀಗೇನೆ.😉
One of the richest and most powerful men in Brazil, Thane Chiquinho Scarpa, made waves when he announced plans to bury his million-dollar Bentley, so he could drive around his afterlife in style. He received lots of media attention, mostly negative and was severely criticized for the extravagant gesture and wasting of a precious commodity. Why wouldn’t he donate the car to charity? How out of touch with reality is this guy? He still went ahead with the ceremony. But, there’s a twist. (Of course there is. Why else would I be covering this story?) Moments before lowering the car in the ground prepared for the burial of his Bentley,he declared that he wouldn't bury his car and then revealed his genuine motive for the drama: Just to create awareness for organ donation. “People condemn me because I wanted to bury a million dollar Bentley, in fact most people bury something a lot more valuable than my car,” Scarpa said during a speech at the ceremony. “They bury hearts, livers, lungs, eyes, kidneys. This is absurd. So many people waiting for a transplant and you bury your healthy organs that could save so many lives!”
A very inspiring article for everyone . A Must Read .Worth reading especially for those parents who worry about their Children's future: Once there was a man who did not make it to university. So, his mother got him a wife. After the marriage, he worked as a teacher in a primary school. Due to the lack of experience, he was squashed by the students in less than a week. When he returned home, his wife dried his tears. She comforted him with these words. 'When one is too full, he could either pour it out what's in him or he just could not pour it out at all. You should not be too sad about it. Probably there is a more suitable job waiting for you out there.' Later on, he found another job and not for so long, he was fired due to his slowness. This time, the wife commented. 'There are always people who are skilful and non skilful. Some have experience from their years of work. As for you, you were in school all this while. So, how could you acquire these needed skills?' He went for a number of jobs but never stayed long in those jobs. Each time, he would return home with a dejected spirit. His wife would always comfort him and never for once, she was disappointed or resentful. He was in his thirties when he aquired a flair in languages. He became a counselor in a school for the deaf and mute. Later on, he opened a school for the disabled. A few years later, he set up chain stores in different cities and provinces selling apparatus & equipment for the disabled. He became a multi-millionaire. He was John Doe! One day he asked his wife. 'When I was looking bleak at my own future, what's the reason that you have so much faith in me?' His wife gave him a very simple reply. She said, 'When a piece of land is not suitable for planting wheat, we could try planting beans. If the beans are not growing well, we could try planting fruits or gourds. If the vegetation is not economical, we can instead scatter buckwheat seeds. These seeds will one day bloom into flowers. On this land itself, there will be one seed that will germinate and grow.' After having listened to the wife's explanation, he cried. His wife's faith, love, patience, and persistence in him is likened to the one seed in the land. This is the seed that persists and creates the miracle on this piece of land. "In this world, there's no one person who is useless. It is just that they have not positioned themselves firmly in right place" Never underestimate oneself if one door closes there will be another 9 doors open for us. But have faith in self and never think ur useless. Having read this story, pls share it and you will find yourself very happy and be blessed.
A lesson in management 👇 Loved this message... A boat is docked in a tiny Mexican fishing village. A tourist complimented the local fishermen on the quality of their fish and asked how long it took to catch them. "Not very long." they answered in unison. "Why didn't you stay out longer and catch more?" The fishermen explained that their small catches were sufficient to meet their needs and those of their families. "But what do you do with the rest of your time?" "We sleep late, fish a little, play with our children, and take siestas with our wives. In the evenings, we go into the village to see our friends, have a few drinks, play the guitar, and sing a few songs. We have a full life." The tourist interrupted, "I have an MBA from Harvard and I can help you! You should start by fishing longer every day. You can then sell the extra fish you catch. With the extra revenue, you can buy a bigger boat." "And after that?" "With the extra money the larger boat will bring, you can buy a second one and a third one and so on until you have an entire fleet of trawlers. Instead of selling your fish to a middle man, you can then negotiate directly with the processing plants and maybe even open your own plant. You can then leave this little village and move to Mexico City , Los Angeles , or even New York City ! >From there you can direct your huge new enterprise." "How long would that take?" "Twenty, perhaps twenty-five years." replied the tourist. "And after that?" "Afterwards? Well my friend, that's when it gets really interesting," answered the tourist, laughing. "When your business gets really big, you can start buying and selling stocks and make millions!" "Millions? Really? And after that?" asked the fishermen. "After that you'll be able to retire, live in a tiny village near the coast, sleep late, play with your children, catch a few fish, take a siesta with your wife and spend your evenings drinking and enjoying your friends." "With all due respect sir, but that's exactly what we are doing now. So what's the point wasting twenty-five years?" asked the Mexicans. And the moral of this story is: Know where you're going in life, you may already be there! Many times in life, money is not everything. “Live your life before life becomes lifeless”.